Trump Holds Court With Moon, Says Obama Was Spying On Him, Brags About Xi’s Poker Skills, Promises To Make Kim Jong-Un Rich



Counting Dollars: Full Week Ahead Preview

Here’s what’s in play.

After Seven Short Decades, North And South Korea To End War – Trump Hails Great Day For Trump

Who came out better here?

Trump Very Impressed With ‘Honorable’ Kim Jong-Un, Not So Impressed With Macron’s ‘Dandruff’, Iranian Devils

“I think, from everything we’re seeing”, that the world is ending.

Around The World In 1,200 Words: Full Week Ahead Preview

As usual, lots on the docket.

Trump Wakes Up, Says Porn Stars Are Making Up Tom Bradys, Says He’s Excited To Meet Kim Jong-Un

The President wishes you a happy Wednesday.

Which One Of You Is Buying South Korean Stocks Now That The Nuclear War Has Been Postponed?

News that Donald Trump is prepared to meet Kim Jong-Un for what will undoubtedly be one of the most hilarious photo ops in political history was enough to help Asian shares close the week on a high note. 

Kim Jong-Un, Trump To Meet ‘By May’


You’re Not Wrong Walter, You’re Just An Asshole.

“Am I wrong?”

If You’re Calling North Korea’s Nuclear Olive Branch A Victory For Trump, You’re Probably A Trump Whore

So in other words, Kim will tell you he’s destroyed his nukes (just like Bashar al-Assad will swear he has no chemical weapons) if everyone acquiesces to letting a repressive regime that starves its own people and murders dissenters remain in power. 

Trump Can’t Understand Why Russia Would Get Him Elected But Then ‘Not Help At All With North Korea’

“What China is helping us with, Russia is denting.”

North Korea Responds: Calls Trump’s ‘Button’ Threat The ‘Spasm Of A Lunatic’ Congratulates Wolff On Book Sales

“He is making (a) bluff only to be diagnosed as a psychopath.”

Trump Brands Wall Street Journal ‘Fake News’, As Absurd Feud Over The Word ‘I’ Spirals Out Of Control

“The Wall Street Journal stands by its transcript and is releasing the audio from this portion of the interview.”

‘Tremendous Benefits’: Full Week Ahead Preview

Ok, who’s ready to grab the new week by the…

Trump Threatens To Nuke North Korea Using His Bigger, More Powerful, Working ‘Button’

Well fast forward to Tuesday evening and Donald Trump has just unleashed what is easily his most egregious tweet ever.