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‘I Suppose You Think You Raised Hell’

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

“When I’ve raised hell you’ll know it.”

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50 Yards…

February 15, 2018February 15, 2018

“Wow, dad.”

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‘You’re Going The Wrong Way!’

February 14, 2018February 14, 2018

“Oh, they’re drunk. How would they know where we’re going?”

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Die Another Day.

February 13, 2018February 13, 2018

So the real drama (if there proves to be any) will come tomorrow.

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David Stockman: Last Week Wasn’t An Error

February 12, 2018

“Last week’s twin 1,000 point plunges on the Dow were not errors.”

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Toto.

February 12, 2018February 12, 2018

Farewell to Kansas.

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Final Curtain? Full Week Ahead Preview

February 11, 2018February 11, 2018

Is this it?

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If It Bleeds.

February 9, 2018February 9, 2018

“…we can kill it.”

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‘I Was Told There Would Be No Corrections’

February 8, 2018

To be sure, in some contexts it’s impossible to be on the “wrong” side of “being screwed”. Unfortunately, this isn’t one of those contexts. 

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Harry.

February 8, 2018February 8, 2018

Translation: this is not a drill, dammit.

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The Good Old Days.

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

I remember when…

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The Moon Shot.

February 6, 2018February 6, 2018

Rollercoaster.

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Black Monday.

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

The bottom fell out.

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High Drama: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

Who’s ready for another week like last week?!

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Don’t Blame This Guy…

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

“If the selloff feels like news”…

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There’s Too Much To Lose!

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“We’ve come too far!”

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Barclays’ Wealth Management: Donald Trump Is Not Behind The Stock Market Rally

February 2, 2018February 2, 2018

“How much of today’s undeniably rosy cheeked US economic health can we attribute to the US President?”

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Stocks Set For Worst Week In 2 Years As Bond Bear Rips An Arm Off

February 2, 2018

If you want a really good laugh…

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We’ll Get ‘Em Lower.

February 1, 2018February 1, 2018

Safely. Of course.

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A ‘Moment’ In Time.

January 31, 2018January 31, 2018

January in the books.

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Judgment Day.

January 30, 2018

“… and the sun became black as sackcloth.”

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‘It’s Incredible’ – I Think.

January 29, 2018January 29, 2018

Monday, Monday.

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Davos Man.

January 26, 2018January 26, 2018

Well, that didn’t disappoint.

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The Gun’s Not Loaded!

January 25, 2018January 25, 2018

“Stirred, in a half-carafe.”

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Ok Guys, We’re Goin’ On Tour.

January 24, 2018January 24, 2018

Predictably, it went awry almost immediately.

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Money Laundering.

January 23, 2018January 23, 2018

What to say about Tuesday? Well, a lot actually.

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Storm The Castle.

January 22, 2018

Grab a pitchfork.

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