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Breaker One-Niner

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

The market’s verdict was as follows.

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Powell Don’t Talk Much Like Yellen – Jury Still Out On Whether That’s Good Or Bad

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018

I’m sorry, but I’m not sure doublespeak and bluntness are going to be compatible forever.

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Face The Music.

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018

In terms of news flow on Tuesday, everything took a backseat to Facebook and the worsening Cambridge Analytica scandal, which is spiraling rapidly out of control.

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Train Wreck.

March 19, 2018March 19, 2018

Monday was a train wreck from start to finish.

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Toxic Brew: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 18, 2018March 18, 2018

This should be all kinds of amusing.

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Different Week, Same Joke.

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018

Another week and the same joke continues to apply.

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From Russia With Love.

March 15, 2018March 15, 2018

Trade wars, Russians, morons, markets.

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1 Comment on From Russia With Love.

Toon Time.

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

C’est la vie.

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oil3 Comments on Toon Time.

Hit Me With Some More Goldilocks My Dude: Stocks Rise, Dollar Falls After CPI

March 13, 2018March 13, 2018

Looks like people are going to go ahead and read the CPI print as further evidence that “Goldilocks” is alive and well.

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And Now, We Wait.

March 12, 2018March 12, 2018

It says a lot about how uninspiring a given day truly was when the biggest news involves Larry Kudlow.

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A Lonely Landmine: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 11, 2018

Trade banter and CPI. That is all. Or at least all we know.

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The Interview.

March 9, 2018

Well, what can you say about this week?

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Steel Yourself.

March 8, 2018March 8, 2018

Headlines aplenty and a man on fire.

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(Trade) War And Peace.

March 7, 2018March 7, 2018

Ok, let’s just step back for a second and take stock of everything that’s happened in the past 72 hours.

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You’re Not Wrong Walter, You’re Just An Asshole.

March 6, 2018March 6, 2018

“Am I wrong?”

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Trade On, Trade Off.

March 5, 2018March 5, 2018

Days like today are always amusing to the extent they bring out the Don Quixote in people.

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Not For The Faint-Hearted: Full Week Ahead Preview

March 4, 2018March 4, 2018

This is not going to be for the faint of heart.

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Have Genius, Will Travel.

March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

Well needless to say, this was not a particularly inspiring week.

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This Means War.

March 1, 2018March 2, 2018

Thursday went swimmingly.

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The Wolf Finally Came.

February 28, 2018February 28, 2018

And so we close the book on February.

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They’ve Done Studies You Know…

February 27, 2018February 27, 2018

60% of the time…

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While You’re Waiting, Can I Interest You In Some Stocks?

February 26, 2018February 26, 2018

So in the meantime…

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High Note.

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

And so the holiday-shortened week comes to a close and it delivered everything that could have been reasonably expected of it.

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Fly Me To The Moon.

February 22, 2018

I was told Icarus would be unleashed.

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Wait, What?

February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

If you don’t have a sense of humor, the market’s reaction to the Fed minutes was probably pretty frustrating for you. 

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Welcome Back!

February 20, 2018

The win streak is over.

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‘As Far As I’m Concerned, It’s Just Speculation’: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 18, 2018February 18, 2018

“Right away, you’re ready to sell it.”

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