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Is This Time Different? The Shutdown, The Honey Badger Market, And Everyday Americans

January 22, 2018January 22, 2018

But you know, it’s like Lincoln said, this is government “of the people, by the people, and fuck the people.”

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Kanye Shrug.

January 19, 2018January 19, 2018

And that’s the week.

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Soooo… Can I Still Go Golfing?

January 18, 2018January 18, 2018

Is it Friday yet?

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Good News: Customer Service Fixed The Stock Market.

January 17, 2018

“Yes, is this customer service? I’d like to report an outage in the magic money machine.”

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Everything Was Going Great Until…

January 16, 2018

It was not to be…

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DACA Schoen: Full Week Ahead Preview

January 14, 2018January 14, 2018

All eyes on (geo)politics. And Canada. Of course.

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Cities Upon Hills And Castles In The Sky.

January 12, 2018January 12, 2018

Thank God it’s Friday.

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‘I’m Smart.’

January 11, 2018

“Not like everybody says.”

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Chinese Checkers.

January 10, 2018

Headlines aplenty.

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Kitchen Sink.

January 9, 2018January 9, 2018

Everything but…

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Sign Of The Times.

January 8, 2018

Well, in what we can only describe as a sign of the surreal times in which we live (and trade)…

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‘Tremendous Benefits’: Full Week Ahead Preview

January 7, 2018January 7, 2018

Ok, who’s ready to grab the new week by the…

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Reservoir Dogs.

January 4, 2018January 4, 2018

“He’s just gonna decide – out of the blue! – to rip us off?”

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Ignore That Raging Dumpster Fire.

January 3, 2018January 3, 2018

Just try not to focus on that, ok?

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Heigh-Ho.

January 2, 2018January 2, 2018

It was back to work on Tuesday as investors, analysts, and pundits alike drug their tired asses back to the desk after the holiday break.

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Requiem For 2017: The Year In Charts

December 29, 2017December 29, 2017

Cheers to you in the new year…

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It Sounds Good – Usually Speaking.

December 28, 2017December 28, 2017

Of record highs and lots of other stuff.

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Adrift.

December 27, 2017December 27, 2017

Who’s long weed and palladium?

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Christmas Hangover.

December 26, 2017December 26, 2017

Who’s still drunk?

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And To All A Good Night.

December 22, 2017December 22, 2017

Don’t forget the eggnog.

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Holiday Drift.

December 21, 2017December 21, 2017

Waiting on Santa.

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Groundhog Day.

December 20, 2017December 20, 2017

Again.

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Byahhhh!

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

“Screwed you’re.”

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Lies, Damn Lies, And Sarah Sanders Talking About Stocks

December 19, 2017December 19, 2017

Propaganda ministry meets the Dow.

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Color Me Bigly.

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

Risk. On. Dammit.

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The Rich Get Richer.

December 15, 2017

And that’s the week.

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Jenga.

December 14, 2017December 14, 2017

Nobody pull the wrong block.

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