Skip to content
Friday, November 13, 2026
Heisenberg Report

Heisenberg Report

Sign In Subscribe
  • Home
  • Markets
  • Economy
  • Politics
  • Weekly
  • Monthly Letters
  • Kitsch Register

Category: Dow

Sweet Dreams.

December 13, 2017December 13, 2017

“There is less to lose sleep about now than in quite some time.”

Read More

oil4 Comments on Sweet Dreams.

Another Day In Hell.

December 12, 2017December 12, 2017

This was another day dominated by crypto news, tax banter, and Donald Trump – in other words…

Read More

oil1 Comment on Another Day In Hell.

To The Moon.

December 11, 2017December 11, 2017

One small step…

Read More

2 Comments on To The Moon.

All’s Well That Ends With A Record Close.

December 8, 2017December 8, 2017

It’s Friday.

Read More

oil, OPECLeave a Comment on All’s Well That Ends With A Record Close.

A Brief Reprieve (God Blesh Ush, Everyone)

December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

Nothing too outlandish happened except of course for…

Read More

6 Comments on A Brief Reprieve (God Blesh Ush, Everyone)

Trouble In Paradise.

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

There’s trouble in market paradise.

Read More

oil1 Comment on Trouble In Paradise.

#Sad.

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

“Maybe if I tweet about it enough”…

Read More

oil4 Comments on #Sad.

Out With A Whimper.

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

Better luck tomorrow.

Read More

Leave a Comment on Out With A Whimper.

Rally Monkey.

November 30, 2017November 30, 2017

Tech bloodbath forgotten. Never mind the bonds.

Read More

oil, OPEC3 Comments on Rally Monkey.

This Hasn’t Happened Since 1995…

November 30, 2017November 30, 2017

A couple of things worth noting…

Read More

Leave a Comment on This Hasn’t Happened Since 1995…

Bubble Trouble.

November 29, 2017November 29, 2017

“Pop”?

Read More

oil, OPEC2 Comments on Bubble Trouble.

Of Morons And Missiles.

November 28, 2017November 28, 2017

If Monday was largely a bore outside of some overnight fireworks in Asia, Tuesday made up for it.

Read More

1 Comment on Of Morons And Missiles.

Nothing Doing.

November 27, 2017November 27, 2017

Not exactly “exhilarating.”

Read More

oilLeave a Comment on Nothing Doing.

Leftovers: Full Week Ahead Preview

November 26, 2017November 26, 2017

Ok, look: if you’re still hungover from a combination of turkey, greasy mashed potatoes, and copious amounts of not-quite-top-shelf red wine, it’s time to snap out of it because last week is melting into this week as tends to happen historically on Sundays.

Read More

oil, OPECLeave a Comment on Leftovers: Full Week Ahead Preview

Green Friday.

November 24, 2017November 24, 2017

Trading is over for the week, so go out and challenge someone at Walmart to a fist fight over a flatscreen deal.

Read More

1 Comment on Green Friday.

Phew, That’s Over – Now Go Get Drunk.

November 22, 2017

Well, what can you say?

Read More

oil, OPECLeave a Comment on Phew, That’s Over – Now Go Get Drunk.

Drumstick.

November 21, 2017November 21, 2017

More records.

Read More

3 Comments on Drumstick.

Into The Wild Blue Yonder.

November 20, 2017November 20, 2017

Ok, well there were some notable headlines to start the week…

Read More

Leave a Comment on Into The Wild Blue Yonder.

Sour Note.

November 17, 2017November 18, 2017

Well, an eventful week ended on a sour note, which is a shame for the bulls because Thursday was a barnburner. 

Read More

oilLeave a Comment on Sour Note.

Death & Taxes.

November 16, 2017November 16, 2017

“That’s one small step for rich people and corporate ‘citizens’ and one giant leap for Republicans who can’t get shit done”…

Read More

oilLeave a Comment on Death & Taxes.

It Could Have Been Worse – A Lot Worse.

November 15, 2017November 15, 2017

The setup was terrible, with falling commodities, a downbeat Asian session, and junk jitters weighing on sentiment.

Read More

oil, OPECLeave a Comment on It Could Have Been Worse – A Lot Worse.

Monday, Monday.

November 13, 2017November 13, 2017

The fireworks started in Japan and that’s where they ended.

Read More

oil, OPEC1 Comment on Monday, Monday.

Watch The Throne.

November 10, 2017November 10, 2017

What happens over the weekend no longer remains confined to the weekend.

Read More

oil3 Comments on Watch The Throne.

A Truly Taxing Day.

November 9, 2017November 9, 2017

Thursday, bloody Thursday.

Read More

3 Comments on A Truly Taxing Day.

All’s Well That Ends In An Epic Mideast Death Match.

November 6, 2017

Tension is running high on Monday…

Read More

oil, OPEC5 Comments on All’s Well That Ends In An Epic Mideast Death Match.

‘Do Something!’

November 3, 2017November 3, 2017

And that, folks, is the week.

Read More

oilLeave a Comment on ‘Do Something!’

Check Back Tomorrow.

November 1, 2017November 1, 2017

Thursday is now the “big day.”

Read More

oilLeave a Comment on Check Back Tomorrow.

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 5 6 7 … 9 Next

Monthly Letter

  • The Arbitrageur

Recent Comments

  • dayjob on File It Under ‘Could’ve Been Worse’
  • dayjob on Weekly: God Risk Realized
  • Wave Dash on Weekly: God Risk Realized
  • therealheisenberg on SpaceX The Hyper-Scaler

Monthly Letters

The Arbitrageur

October 29, 2026October 29, 2026

To Be Happy

September 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Hell Or High Fashion

July 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Questions, tips or inquiries of any kind: [email protected]

Privacy Policy & Cookies

About Us

Subscription FAQs

All Rights Reserved 2026.

Upgrade your subscription

Join institutional investors, analysts and strategists from the world's largest banks
Subscribe now for just $7

Already a subscriber? Log in here

Loading Comments...

You must be logged in to post a comment.