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Trick Or Treat.

October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

Boo!

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Going To The Mattresses.

October 30, 2017

“How bad do you think it’s gonna be?”

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‘Crisis’ Averted.

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

Now back to your regularly scheduled rally.

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1 Comment on ‘Crisis’ Averted.

Fireworks.

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

“…or what counts as ‘fireworks.'”

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3 Comments on Fireworks.

‘Reckless And Outrageous’

October 24, 2017October 24, 2017

“You will ride eternal”, reckless, gold leaf, and outrageous…

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Should Have Just Gotten Drunk.

October 23, 2017

Anyone home out there?

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2 Comments on Should Have Just Gotten Drunk.

Sonny Black.

October 20, 2017October 15, 2021

Fuhgeddaboudit.

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oil3 Comments on Sonny Black.

Mild Turbulence.

October 19, 2017October 19, 2017

Fasten your seatbelts.

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1 Comment on Mild Turbulence.

Stark Raving Mad.

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

“Let me in.”

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oil4 Comments on Stark Raving Mad.

Shrieking Puppets.

October 17, 2017

We have to win more.

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oil1 Comment on Shrieking Puppets.

The Situation Remains Fluid.

October 16, 2017October 16, 2017

If you were looking for clarity on anything, today was most assuredly not your day.

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3 Comments on The Situation Remains Fluid.

Jason.

October 13, 2017October 13, 2017

It’s Friday the 13th…

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3 Comments on Jason.

Close Your Eyes And Buy.

October 11, 2017

Don’t worry about the orange man.

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OPEC7 Comments on Close Your Eyes And Buy.

Circus.

October 10, 2017October 10, 2017

Come one, come all.

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OPEC1 Comment on Circus.

Risks Aplenty.

October 9, 2017October 9, 2017

And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming…

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3 Comments on Risks Aplenty.

Calm Before The Storm.

October 6, 2017

Although you’d be forgiven for asking where the “calm” was.

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3 Comments on Calm Before The Storm.

Nothin’ But A Dumb Bear.

October 5, 2017

“Smack! Smack!”

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3 Comments on Nothin’ But A Dumb Bear.

Ctrl-Alt-‘Up’.

October 3, 2017October 3, 2017

Another day, another…

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3 Comments on Ctrl-Alt-‘Up’.

What Happens In Vegas.

October 2, 2017

A somber day. An ebullient market.

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1 Comment on What Happens In Vegas.

The Bulls Can Now Check One More Box

September 30, 2017

Ok, who’s ready for another visual that depicts the extent which everything you were worried about headed into September is suddenly nothing to worry about anymore?

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False Start.

September 28, 2017September 28, 2017

15 yards…

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‘Believe Me.’

September 27, 2017September 27, 2017

What could go wrong?

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What, No Nukes?

September 26, 2017September 26, 2017

There’s always tomorrow.

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‘Tell That To Rain Man’

September 22, 2017September 22, 2017

“Either way, you gotta be super smart to run a country and sell vol. buddy, okay? It’s not easy.”

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1 Million.

September 21, 2017September 21, 2017

“It’s not crazy”…

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La, La, La.

September 20, 2017

Finally, in case you haven’t had enough of “connecting the dots” today, here’s another exercise for you…

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7 Comments on La, La, La.

Apocalypse Now (Again).

September 19, 2017

Well for those who had their doom bunkers all prepped and ready, there’s “good” news on Tuesday – the apocalypse is back on.

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3 Comments on Apocalypse Now (Again).

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