Money Laundering.

Well, Tuesday is in the books and equities felt tentative, perhaps realizing that in just over two weeks, we're going to be staring down another crisis in D.C. That said, stocks were broadly higher (because stocks only go one direction and it isn't down). The Nasdaq outperformed as Netflix surged. It was a good day for Whirlpool, which today celebrated Trump's decision to literally start a residential washing machine war with South Korea: Just call it "money laundering" (get it?) which is

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4 thoughts on “Money Laundering.

  1. Great piece, Mr H.

    My favorites:

    Kuroda: “No excessive bullish expectations in the stock market.” I have a feeling that quote is going to be brought out again in the future with a very different looking Nikkei graph next to it!!

    And: “Just call it “money laundering” (get it?) which is convenient because that’s what the headlines are going to be when Trump and his mute son-in-law are finally indicted”. LUV it!

    Indeed – this whole “collusion” thing re the election isn’t the main story. This guy’s been laundering money for some very nasty Russkies in all that NY real estate dealing.

    A friend who does work for a Republican Congressman passed this along to me last week: Trump is utterly paranoid about being poisoned. He loves McDonalds, so sends staff out to get it for him and deliberately eats at erratic times, which he decides at the last second and sends them to different McD restaurants to get the orders to make it tough for someone to put bad stuff in his Big Mac (yeah, I know, like there’s good stuff in those to start with, but I digress). Now – have you ever heard of a US president getting poisoned before? No, we knock ’em off with guns here. It’s the American way. I’ll tell you who’s damn good at taking people out with poisons, though: Russian agents – multiple, well-documented cases, particularly in Europe. The man knows his peeps!!!

    I’m telling’ ya, we ain’t seen nothin’ yet compared with what’s coming.

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