The Day The Robots Died.



Money Laundering.

What to say about Tuesday? Well, a lot actually.

David Einhorn Takes Position In Twitter, Seems To Think That Twitter Should Suck Less

‘Crisis’ Averted.

Now back to your regularly scheduled rally.

If Trump Stops Tweeting, Twitter’s Market Cap Would Take A $2 Billion Hit

Who said Trump isn’t doing great things for corporate America?

Real Life: Goldman Conducts Study Of Trump Tweet Stock Impact

Well, in what can only be described as a sign of the absurd times in which we live, breathe, and trade, Goldman is out on Wednesday with “a study of stock volatility on Trump tweets.”

Trump Wakes Up, Has Epic Twitter Meltdown

I want to make an appeal to rationality here…

This Annotated Chart Shows You Your Markets On Trump

This is your dollar. This is your dollar on tweets.

Friday Humor (“Trump’d”)


Tuesday Humor (Sort of)

A tweet taxonomy…

“Tweet Risk” Is Now Officially Part Of The Wall Street Lexicon

Analysts are now forced to take Trump’s tweets into account when commenting on the prospects for specific stocks. That, in turn, has led to the contention that idiosyncratic risk will almost invariably rise during Trump’s presidency. It’s thus very possible that Donald Trump could single-handedly bring about a shift in inter-market correlations.

One Trader’s Message To Markets: No, This Is Not A “Bad Dream”

Normally, my sentiments with regard to markets align pretty closely with those of former FX trader and Bloomberg contributor Richard Breslow. Not this morning.

Meet Steve Patterson. He Just Made $500 Trading Trump’s Tweets

“I think it’s going to be a fun year for trading”…