Trump Wakes Up, Has Epic Twitter Meltdown

Trump Wakes Up, Has Epic Twitter Meltdown

The losses just keep on coming for the man who prides himself on “winning.”

As you’re no doubt acutely aware, a federal judge in Washington blocked Trump’s travel ban nationwide on Friday evening.

Can you guess what Trump’s first order of business was on Saturday morning?

If you said “go on toddler-esque” Twitter rant you win an gold star.

Read the following and try to imagine the President of the United States sitting in the White House furiously beating his small thumbs against a (likely) gold plated Droid:

Oh, and then for good measure..

Now first of all, there’s no such thing as a “so-called judge.” He is a judge, no matter how much Trump hates it. Just the same way Trump is the President, no matter how much sane people hate it.

Put another way, there are judges and then there are not judges. The same way there are facts and then there are lies. There are no “so-called judges,” just like there are no “alternative facts.”

Second of all – and I want to make an appeal to rationality here – surely there is at least a small contingent of Trump supporters out there who now realize that this man is absolutely not fit for this office, right?

Oh, and by the way, the tweets above come just 24 hours after Trump essentially threatened to go to war with Iran also VIA TWITTER:

I get some e-mails asking me to be “objective” in my market analysis. Well for f*ck sake, can everyone please try to exercise that same objectivity when it comes to Trump? 


6 thoughts on “Trump Wakes Up, Has Epic Twitter Meltdown

  1. I’m hereby announcing a new “Birther” campaign! Trump must show his birth certificate so we can be certain he’s not 8 years old.

  2. Orange julius is at it again with almost every nation in the world laughing there asses off at US. Love the previous posts the snot one is especially funny. If this wasn’t so serious it would be funny, Orange/Bannon want this chaos and more. Some of their followers (kindly put) think that by blowing up our system O/B will create a new order which will include them, ya right. There is enough craziness coming as Holland, France and half of Europe decide the EU’s fate and O/B want nothing more than that chaos to bring the US shaking and shivering to their selective fascism. We pick the winners and losers and You either don’t count or are not one of them. Again folks, THESE PEOPLE ARE DANGEROUS……….

  3. “Lenin wanted to destroy the state, and that’s my goal, too. I want to bring everything crashing down, and destroy all of today’s establishment.” –Steve Bannon JUST A LITTLE MORE COLOR FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT.

  4. We, as a country, are being punished for the sin of greed in not allowing the great profits created by technology and globalization to flow more equitably. When you add racism, xenophobia and ignorance to the mix you then get the perfect noxious brew in Trump.

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