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A Mission From God

May 24, 2021May 25, 2021

US equities were dutifully higher to kick off a week poised to offer some incremental

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Oh Well, There’s Always Crypto…

May 13, 2019

“…at least optically.”

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LOLz, Momentum Factor Destruction, Cyclical Melt-Up Catalysts And Another Fata Morgana

April 3, 2019April 3, 2019

…and a crypto zinger, for good measure.

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Mike Novogratz ‘Had A Fever’ – And The ‘Prescription’ Is Now Killing Him

November 28, 2018October 20, 2021

“Guess what?!”

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Requiem For A Rally: 2018’s First Half In Charts

June 30, 2018July 6, 2018

Remember January?

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No Dice.

June 27, 2018June 27, 2018

Try again.

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When Doves Try.

June 14, 2018June 14, 2018

This is what it sounds like.

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Meet Me In Singapore.

June 11, 2018June 11, 2018

As everyone holds their breath…

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Bitcoin ‘Guru’ Tom Lee Admits He Was Wrong On Consensus Rally, Blames ‘Unnatural’ Behavior

May 18, 2018

“…it seems natural that the combination of ‘sanity check’ (all is OK and progress is happening) plus ‘new interest’ (incremental attendance) should strengthen the crypto-community’s conviction.”

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‘The Lambos Were Rented’: Consensus Bitcoin Rally Eludes Noted ‘Guru’ Thomas Lee

May 16, 2018

“I was told there would be a rally”.

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Terrible Tuesday.

April 24, 2018April 24, 2018

That didn’t go so well.

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Strategery.

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018

Aaaand that’s the week, folks.

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Truly Fine Gentlemen.

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018

In good hands.

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Slime Balls, Animals And Lawyers, Oh My!

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

All you can do is laugh.

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Bitcoin Rallies Again, Is Up A Lot This Week Because People Are Still Stupid

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

Don’t forget, it’s a “disease.”

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Bitcoin Jumps $1,000 In Insane Morning Surge

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

Ummmm…

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Bitcoin As An ‘Infectious Disease’: One Bank Says The Crypto Plague Is Almost Over

April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

“”Like the infection analogy, the population divides into three groups: ‘susceptible’ individuals who are vulnerable but not yet infected; ‘infected’ individuals; and those who are ‘immune’.”

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G-20 Thinks Maybe Your Cryptocurrencies Aren’t ‘Money’ And That Means It’s Tax Time!

March 20, 2018

Cryptos “lack the traits of sovereign currencies,” the draft says. 

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Venezuela Launches Cryptocurrency ‘The Petro’ – Here Is The Manual

February 20, 2018February 20, 2018

“Petro (PTR) has its origin in the idea of president Hugo Chavez”…

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Mark Carney Thinks Maybe Bitcoin Is A Useless Piece Of ‘Failed’ Digi-Shit

February 19, 2018February 19, 2018

I forgot about the burgeoning “flying urban tax market”…

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Ethereum Founder: Cryptocurrencies Can ‘Drop To Near-Zero At Any Time’

February 19, 2018February 19, 2018

Preach.

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Tom Lee’s Latest Bitcoin Prediction Is Here (That Is Its Own Joke)

February 15, 2018

Listen, Fundstrat Global Advisors’ Tom Lee is a guy who knows Bitcoin, ok?

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Eddy Zillan’s i8, A Cryptopia In Puerto Rico And Why Bitcoin Is Going To Zero

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

But here’s the thing. I’ve got to tell you that I don’t think I have ever witnessed anything that is as absurd/insane as the cryptocurrency mania.

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Epsilon Theory’s Latest: Too Clever By Half

February 7, 2018February 7, 2018

“Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s. Wise words 2,000 years ago. Wise words today.”

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Bitcoin Dives Below $7,000 As SEC, CFTC Heads Set To Talk Regulation, Oversight

February 5, 2018February 5, 2018

Folks, it is falling apart for Bitcoin.

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Bitcoin Falls Below $8,000 (Again) As Hedge Fund Shorts Jump Fivefold

February 4, 2018February 4, 2018

Well, Bitcoin is all to hell again.

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Big Banks Slam Door On Bitcoin Purchases Using Credit Cards

February 3, 2018

“But the Reddit threads said there would be Lambos!”

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