US equities were dutifully higher to kick off a week poised to offer some incremental
Oh Well, There’s Always Crypto…
“…at least optically.”
LOLz, Momentum Factor Destruction, Cyclical Melt-Up Catalysts And Another Fata Morgana
…and a crypto zinger, for good measure.
Requiem For A Rally: 2018’s First Half In Charts
When Doves Try.
This is what it sounds like.
Meet Me In Singapore.
As everyone holds their breath…
Bitcoin ‘Guru’ Tom Lee Admits He Was Wrong On Consensus Rally, Blames ‘Unnatural’ Behavior
“…it seems natural that the combination of â€˜sanity checkâ€™ (all is OK and progress is happening) plus â€˜new interestâ€™ (incremental attendance) should strengthen the crypto-communityâ€™s conviction.”
‘The Lambos Were Rented’: Consensus Bitcoin Rally Eludes Noted ‘Guru’ Thomas Lee
“I was told there would be a rally”.
That didn’t go so well.
Aaaand that’s the week, folks.
Truly Fine Gentlemen.
In good hands.
Slime Balls, Animals And Lawyers, Oh My!
All you can do is laugh.
Bitcoin Rallies Again, Is Up A Lot This Week Because People Are Still Stupid
Don’t forget, it’s a “disease.”
Bitcoin As An ‘Infectious Disease’: One Bank Says The Crypto Plague Is Almost Over
“”Like the infection analogy, the population divides into three groups: â€˜susceptibleâ€™ individuals who are vulnerable but not yet infected; â€˜infectedâ€™ individuals; and those who are â€˜immuneâ€™.”
G-20 Thinks Maybe Your Cryptocurrencies Aren’t ‘Money’ And That Means It’s Tax Time!
Cryptos “lack the traits of sovereign currencies,” the draft says.Â
Venezuela Launches Cryptocurrency ‘The Petro’ – Here Is The Manual
“Petro (PTR) has its origin in the idea of president Hugo Chavez”…
Mark Carney Thinks Maybe Bitcoin Is A Useless Piece Of ‘Failed’ Digi-Shit
I forgot about the burgeoning “flying urban tax market”…
Tom Lee’s Latest Bitcoin Prediction Is Here (That Is Its Own Joke)
Listen, Fundstrat Global Advisors’ Tom Lee is a guy who knows Bitcoin, ok?
Eddy Zillan’s i8, A Cryptopia In Puerto Rico And Why Bitcoin Is Going To Zero
But here’s the thing. I’ve got to tell you that I don’t think I have ever witnessed anything that is as absurd/insane as the cryptocurrency mania.
Epsilon Theory’s Latest: Too Clever By Half
“Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesarâ€™s.Â Wise words 2,000 years ago. Wise words today.”
Bitcoin Dives Below $7,000 As SEC, CFTC Heads Set To Talk Regulation, Oversight
Folks, it is falling apart for Bitcoin.
Bitcoin Falls Below $8,000 (Again) As Hedge Fund Shorts Jump Fivefold
Well, Bitcoin is all to hell again.
Big Banks Slam Door On Bitcoin Purchases Using Credit Cards
“But the Reddit threads said there would be Lambos!”