Try to imagine Trump making it through this interview.
Category: robert mueller
Rosenstein To Trump: You’re Not A Target Of Any Part Of Mueller Investigation
So, as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens.”
‘Slippery James’ And ‘Wild Bill’: How Insane Was Trump’s Sunday Twitter Rant?
What would this sound like if we quoted him like a normal person? I don’t know, let’s try it!
Pick A Fire, Any Fire!
“Annette, Annette”…
Trump Considering Firing Rosenstein, Sessions; Tried To Fire Mueller Again In December
“Mr. Trump’s quick conclusion that the erroneous news reports warranted firing Mr. Mueller is also an insight Mr. Trump’s state of mind about the special counsel.”
Rod Rosenstein Personally Signed Off On FBI Raid Of Trump Lawyer Cohen
“Mr. Trump’s advisers have spent the last 24 hours trying to convince the president not to make an impulsive decision that could put the president in more legal jeopardy.”
Trump Calls FBI Raid On Lawyer ‘Disgraceful’, Cohen Being Investigated For Bank Fraud, Campaign Violations
Quick! Someone get this man a lawyer before he incriminates himself any further!Â
Oh… wait….
Trump Lawyer Floated Idea Of Pardoning Manafort, Flynn As Mueller Moved In
Unless this is in any way, shape, or form unclear, these people are so fucked
Two More Top Lawyers Turn Down Trump On Mueller Probe Offer
“…fame & fortune will NEVER be turned down by a lawyer.”
John Dowd Resigns Because Trump Refuses To Listen To Him On Mueller Probe
“It is not clear who will take over the legal team.”
Trump Spends Sunday Morning Ranting About Comey, McCabe, Mueller – Says Fox & Friends Clears It All Up
Well fast forward to Sunday morning and, unable to restrain himself or otherwise keep from effectively indicting himself in real-time in front of the entire world, the President was out with this series of absurd rantings…
John Dowd: On Behalf Of The President, ‘I Pray Rosenstein Shuts Down Mueller Probe’
I’m sure you can see where this is going.
It’s Mueller Time (Again): Special Counsel Subpoenas Trump Organization, Demands Russia Docs
If Donald Trump was thinking about firing Jeff Sessions and replacing “Mr. Magoo” with someone who’s a little more gung-ho when it comes to obstructing justice by the pussy, now might be a good time to go ahead and speed the process up.
‘If He Doesn’t Talk, Mueller Will Subpoena Him’: Trump Lawyers Prepping President’s ‘Good Brain’ For Interview
“You can’t prepare him. And he can’t be prepared. And Mueller gets nothing out of it except a perjury charge. Is that all he’s trying to get out of this?”
Mueller Possibly Close On Obstruction Charges, Deliberately Slow Playing Trump: Reports
We’ll leave it to you to decide which of those two things is more likely here.
Trump In Talks With Clinton Impeachment Lawyer Because That’s Something One Does When One Isn’t Worried
Listen, Donald Trump is not concerned about the Robert Mueller probe, ok?
Trump’s Lawyers Have (Stable) Genius Plan To End Mueller Probe: WSJ
Yeah, this is never going to work.
Sam Nunberg: Fucking Moron.
“What just happened?”
Just Take A Minute To Appreciate How Bad Paul Manafort And Rick Gates Are At Being Criminals
“These guys are brazen IDIOTS.”
‘As Far As I’m Concerned, It’s Just Speculation’: Full Week Ahead Preview
“Right away, you’re ready to sell it.”
Robert Mueller Indicts A Dozen Russians For Defrauding America
MUELLER’S OFFICE SAYS NONE OF THE RUSSIAN DEFENDANTS IN CUSTODY
So I guess Trump is still President. Oh well.
Bombshell: Trump Ordered Robert Mueller Fired Last Year, McGahn Threatened To Quit
And Mueller has known for months.
‘He’s A Killer’: Trump Associates Warn President Of ‘Suicide Mission’ In Mueller Interview
“I find it to be a death wish.”
Here’s How Bad The Real News Has Been For Trump In Just The Past 18 Hours
Every one of those stories is disastrous for Trump. The first one suggests he’s still actively obstructing justice, the second one suggests one of the people involved in that ongoing obstruction is now a person of interest in a probe by the people who are the target of the obstruction, and the third one seems to portend another government shutdown, this time closer to the debt limit.
WTF Is Wrong With All Of Trump’s Lawyers?!
“Like we said, it’s fucking dangerous!”
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