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Trump Gets ‘Great Lover’ Peter Strzok Fired, Then Demands Investigation Of Hillary Clinton

August 13, 2018October 16, 2021

“No Collusion, No Obstruction”.

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Caught On Tape: Devin Nunes Admits Republicans’ Main Job Is To Keep Trump From Getting Impeached

August 9, 2018August 9, 2018

“All of this goes away.”

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‘My Wonderful Son’ Don Jr.’s Meeting With Russians Was ‘Totally Legal’, Trump Inexplicably Shouts

August 5, 2018

The President doth protest too much, methinks.

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If It’s Evidence Of Obstruction Mueller Is After, Trump’s Wednesday Attack On Jeff Sessions Is Exhibit A

August 1, 2018August 2, 2018

The tweets of wrath.

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Giuliani Says Trump ‘Team’ Working Diligently On ‘Counter-Report’ To Refute Mueller Accusations

July 30, 2018

“But it’s unclear whether the special counsel will file anything with DOJ.”

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Rudy Giuliani Tells CNN, Fox That ‘Collusion With Russians’ Is Not A Crime, Presaging Who Knows What

July 30, 2018July 31, 2018

“I don’t even know if that’s a crime — colluding with Russians.”

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Trump Loses It, Says Mueller Was Turned Down For FBI Post, Cites ‘Nasty’ Business Relationship

July 29, 2018July 31, 2018

And now, for your regularly scheduled Sunday meltdown.

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Trump Responds To The New York Times, Calls Media ‘Unpatriotic’, Says Reporters Are ‘Selling Out’ America

July 29, 2018October 14, 2021

He isn’t giving an inch.

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Donald Trump Jr. Will Pretend To Be On The Phone In Case That’s Robert Mueller Over There

July 28, 2018July 29, 2018

Close encounters of the worst kind.

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Donald Trump Says Michael Cohen Is Lying About Trump Tower, Blames ‘Unrelated’ Chicago Taxicab Moguls

July 27, 2018October 14, 2021

“I have never even been to Trump Tower.”

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‘Sorry!’ Michael Cohen Says He’ll Tell Robert Mueller That Trump Lied About Infamous Trump Tower Meeting

July 26, 2018October 14, 2021

If true, this means Don Jr. lied to the Senate Judiciary Committee.

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Mueller May Use Trump’s Tweets As Evidence Of Witness Intimidation, Which Is Obviously Hilarious

July 26, 2018October 14, 2021

“The special counsel’s investigators have told Mr. Trump’s lawyers they are examining the tweets under a wide-ranging obstruction-of-justice law beefed up after the Enron accounting scandal.”

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‘It’s More Likely I’ll Be Playing In The NBA’: Top Republicans Lampoon Meadows, Jordan For Rosenstein Impeachment Push

July 25, 2018October 14, 2021

No, this is not going anywhere.

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FBI Director Wray Says Mueller Probe Is Not A Witch Hunt, Suggests Trump Shouldn’t Test His Strong ‘Spine’

July 18, 2018July 18, 2018

“I’m a low-key, understated kind of guy, but”…

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Trump Slams It Into Reverse, Tells CBS Russia Interfered With Election, Will Hold Putin Personally Accountable

July 18, 2018July 19, 2018

“We can’t have meddling, we can’t have any of that – now look.”

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Mutiny! John Kelly Asked Republicans To Speak Out Against Trump After Putin Summit

July 17, 2018July 18, 2018

“Nightmare”.

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Trump, Putin Deny Collusion In Joint Press Conference From Helsinki: Full Highlights

July 16, 2018July 17, 2018

“Please, just disregard this issue and don’t think about it anymore.”

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Bad Timing? As Trump Meets Queen Elizabeth, Rosenstein Indicts 12 Russians For Election Inference

July 13, 2018July 14, 2018

Reality is indeed stranger than fiction. 

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Michael Cohen Said Ready To Cooperate With Feds In Egregious Blow To Trump’s ‘Beleaguered’ Legal Team

June 13, 2018June 13, 2018

WITCH HUNT!

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Former US Attorney, DOJ Official: Trump Thinks He’s King, He’s Wrong

June 4, 2018June 4, 2018

But he does get two scoops of vanilla.

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Rudy Giuliani: Trump Can ‘Probably’ Pardon Himself

June 3, 2018June 3, 2018

Believe it or not, that wasn’t even the punchline – this was…

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‘Brilliant’ Strategist Steve Bannon Says Trump May Need To Fire Rod Rosenstein And Wait … Why Does Anyone Care Again?

May 31, 2018

Oh, Christ on a bike.

Are we still listening to Steve Bannon?

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Trump Has Buyer’s Remorse, ‘Wishes’ He Had Never Made Jeff Sessions Attorney General In The First Damn Place

May 30, 2018

When a “little” treason just isn’t enough to satisfy an overbearing parent.

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Rudy Giuliani Tells NYT Mueller Obstruction Case Should End By September So The GOP Doesn’t Get Screwed Like Hillary Did

May 20, 2018May 20, 2018

WTF, Rudy?

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Oh, Dear God: Feds ‘Monitored’ Michael Cohen’s Phone, Logged Call With White House

May 3, 2018May 3, 2018

“The wires were tapped!”

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Trump Replaces ‘Retiring’ Ty Cobb With Clinton Impeachment Attorney Emmet T. Flood, Because That’s What People Who Aren’t Worried About Impeachment Do

May 2, 2018May 2, 2018

Another day, another shakeup in Trump’s legal nightmare.

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Turns Out, Robert Mueller Threatened To Subpoena Trump Last Month And Boy Were Trump’s Lawyers Mad!

May 2, 2018May 2, 2018

‘This isn’t some game.’

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