Well fast forward to Sunday morning and, unable to restrain himself or otherwise keep from effectively indicting himself in real-time in front of the entire world, the President was out with this series of absurd rantings…
I’m sure you can see where this is going.
If Donald Trump was thinking about firing Jeff Sessions and replacing “Mr. Magoo” with someone who’s a little more gung-ho when it comes to obstructing justice by the pussy, now might be a good time to go ahead and speed the process up.
“You can’t prepare him. And he can’t be prepared. And Mueller gets nothing out of it except a perjury charge. Is that all he’s trying to get out of this?”
We’ll leave it to you to decide which of those two things is more likely here.
Listen, Donald Trump is not concerned about the Robert Mueller probe, ok?
Yeah, this is never going to work.
“What just happened?”
“These guys are brazen IDIOTS.”
“Right away, you’re ready to sell it.”
MUELLER’S OFFICE SAYS NONE OF THE RUSSIAN DEFENDANTS IN CUSTODY
So I guess Trump is still President. Oh well.
And Mueller has known for months.
“I find it to be a death wish.”
Every one of those stories is disastrous for Trump. The first one suggests he’s still actively obstructing justice, the second one suggests one of the people involved in that ongoing obstruction is now a person of interest in a probe by the people who are the target of the obstruction, and the third one seems to portend another government shutdown, this time closer to the debt limit.
“Like we said, it’s fucking dangerous!”