Trump Spends Sunday Morning Ranting About Comey, McCabe, Mueller – Says Fox & Friends Clears It All Up

Well fast forward to Sunday morning and, unable to restrain himself or otherwise keep from effectively indicting himself in real-time in front of the entire world, the President was out with this series of absurd rantings…


John Dowd: On Behalf Of The President, ‘I Pray Rosenstein Shuts Down Mueller Probe’

I’m sure you can see where this is going.

It’s Mueller Time (Again): Special Counsel Subpoenas Trump Organization, Demands Russia Docs

If Donald Trump was thinking about firing Jeff Sessions and replacing “Mr. Magoo” with someone who’s a little more gung-ho when it comes to obstructing justice by the pussy, now might be a good time to go ahead and speed the process up.

‘If He Doesn’t Talk, Mueller Will Subpoena Him’: Trump Lawyers Prepping President’s ‘Good Brain’ For Interview

“You can’t prepare him. And he can’t be prepared. And Mueller gets nothing out of it except a perjury charge. Is that all he’s trying to get out of this?”

Mueller Possibly Close On Obstruction Charges, Deliberately Slow Playing Trump: Reports

We’ll leave it to you to decide which of those two things is more likely here.

Trump In Talks With Clinton Impeachment Lawyer Because That’s Something One Does When One Isn’t Worried

Listen, Donald Trump is not concerned about the Robert Mueller probe, ok?

Trump’s Lawyers Have (Stable) Genius Plan To End Mueller Probe: WSJ

Yeah, this is never going to work.

Sam Nunberg: Fucking Moron.

“What just happened?”

Just Take A Minute To Appreciate How Bad Paul Manafort And Rick Gates Are At Being Criminals

“These guys are brazen IDIOTS.”

‘As Far As I’m Concerned, It’s Just Speculation’: Full Week Ahead Preview

“Right away, you’re ready to sell it.”

Robert Mueller Indicts A Dozen Russians For Defrauding America


So I guess Trump is still President. Oh well.

Bombshell: Trump Ordered Robert Mueller Fired Last Year, McGahn Threatened To Quit

And Mueller has known for months.

‘He’s A Killer’: Trump Associates Warn President Of ‘Suicide Mission’ In Mueller Interview

“I find it to be a death wish.”

Here’s How Bad The Real News Has Been For Trump In Just The Past 18 Hours

Every one of those stories is disastrous for Trump. The first one suggests he’s still actively obstructing justice, the second one suggests one of the people involved in that ongoing obstruction is now a person of interest in a probe by the people who are the target of the obstruction, and the third one seems to portend another government shutdown, this time closer to the debt limit.

WTF Is Wrong With All Of Trump’s Lawyers?!

“Like we said, it’s fucking dangerous!”