He’s joking. Unless you want to destroy some evidence. In which case, by all means.
“Would Rudy like to fuck up US foreign policy even more? Tell us, WSJ!”
But he does get two scoops of vanilla.
Believe it or not, that wasn’t even the punchline – this was…
Oh, Christ on a bike.
Are we still listening to Steve Bannon?
When a “little” treason just isn’t enough to satisfy an overbearing parent.
“Pour one out for poor Michael Cohen, who is really, really bad at crime. No matter how much he practices, he always fucks it up. And he practices A LOT.”
“We are old enough to remember when this guy insisted that the investigation would be over in two weeks, but please, tell us more about the time when Robert Mueller sat down with Rudy Giuliani for a long heart-to-heart about legal strategy!”
“When Comey closed [the Hillary Clinton case] in July — although I think it was a complete whitewash — I’d like to have them do that for us.”
“The wires were tapped!”
Another day, another shakeup in Trump’s legal nightmare.
‘This isn’t some game.’
Try to imagine Trump making it through this interview.