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No Biggie, But Turns Out F.B.I. Opened A Secret Probe To See If Trump Is A Literal Russian Agent

January 12, 2019October 26, 2021

Do take a moment to appreciate the gravity of this.

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Rod Rosenstein All Set To Leave America At The Mercy Of Trump And William Barr

January 9, 2019January 9, 2019

Rod Rosenstein has had enough, and you can hardly blame him.

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From Tillerson To Barr To Mueller, A Mind-Bending Recap Of Trump’s Frantic Friday

December 7, 2018December 8, 2018

Friday started out like any other day for the Trump administration…

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Don’t ‘Lock Him Up!’ Mueller ‘Pardons’ Michael Flynn, Thanks Him For ‘Substantial Assistance’

December 4, 2018October 24, 2021

Unfortunately, the “best” parts are redacted.

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Trump Imagines Robert Mueller Runs His Investigation Like Trump Runs The White House

November 15, 2018November 15, 2018

“…screaming and shouting at people and horribly threatening them to come up with the answers they want.” 

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‘Nobody Knows What Was Said’: Matt Whitaker Privately Counseled Trump Behind Backs Of Sessions, Rosenstein

November 10, 2018November 10, 2018

“Who ever heard of a president barely speaking to his attorney general but on the phone constantly with a staff-level person?”

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‘What A Stupid Question’: Trump Berates Female Reporter When Asked If Whitaker Will ‘Rein In’ Mueller Probe

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

“But you know what?”

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‘The Truth Is, There Was No Collusion’, Says Matthew Whitaker, Supervisor Of Collusion Probe

November 8, 2018November 10, 2018

Matt should go ahead and recuse now before he ends up finding himself on the wrong end of a subpoena.

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Matthew Whitaker ‘Would Indict Hillary Clinton’, Says Mueller Is Running ‘Lynch Mob’

November 8, 2018October 22, 2021

How naive are you? 

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In 2017, Matthew Whitaker Detailed Exactly How He Would Prevent Robert Mueller From Doing His Job

November 7, 2018November 8, 2018

Can American trust Whitaker to allow the Special Counsel to conduct his business unimpeded? Spoiler alert!

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And So It Begins: Jeff Sessions Resigns, Whitaker Takes Command Of Mueller Probe

November 7, 2018November 8, 2018

The timing is “very suspect”.

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Jacob Wohl Implicated In Jack Burkman Scheme To Pay Women For False Mueller Accusations

October 30, 2018October 31, 2018

Just when you thought things couldn’t possibly get any stupider…

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A British Associate Of Jack Burkman Asks You To Make Unfounded Allegations Against Robert Mueller: What Do You Do?

October 30, 2018October 31, 2018

“He knew exactly how much credit card debt I had, right down to the dollar, which sort of freaked me out.”

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Mueller Said Preparing To Render Key Judgements On Collusion, Obstruction

October 17, 2018October 19, 2021

Could this be behind the President’s sour mood?

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Paul Manafort Agrees To Cooperate With Government, Forfeits Assets Worth Enough To Cover Cost Of Mueller Probe

September 14, 2018September 15, 2018

“He refused to ‘break’ – make up stories in order to get a ‘deal.'”

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By The Way, New York Prosecutors Aren’t Done With The Trump Organization

September 8, 2018October 13, 2021

Let’s dig a little deeper, how about that?

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Trump Studies ‘Great Scholars’, Determines Mueller Probe Is ‘Illegal’

August 30, 2018September 1, 2018

Trump weighs in on “witch hunts” and his plans to fire Jeff Sessions.

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‘I Think The Fix Is In’: Trump Said To Discuss Firing Jeff Sessions With Lawyers, Aides

August 28, 2018October 15, 2021

“I wouldn’t trust this president to put someone in place [who] wouldn’t an hour after he’s sworn in fire Mueller.”

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In Surreal Afternoon, Manafort Found Guilty, Cohen Admits To Violating Laws ‘At Direction Of Candidate’

August 21, 2018October 15, 2021

There is no “witch hunt” here America.

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Michael Cohen Will Plead Guilty To All Kinds Of Crimes, Go To Jail Because ‘Witch Hunt’!

August 21, 2018August 22, 2018

Just a little tax fraud. And bank fraud. And campaign finance violations.

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‘He Didn’t Incriminate Him’: Don McGahn’s Lawyer Tells Trump Things Should Be Maybe, Probably Ok

August 21, 2018October 15, 2021

“The strategy is working.”

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Trump Calls Mueller A ‘National Disgrace’, Accidentally Admits To Obstruction Again

August 20, 2018October 15, 2021

“If you FIGHT BACK or say anything bad about the Rigged Witch Hunt, they scream Obstruction!”

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Michael Cohen Could Be Charged In $20 Million Bank Fraud, Cooperation Deal With Mueller Seems Likely

August 19, 2018August 20, 2018

Michael Cohen is in some hot water. Which means Donald Trump is in some hot water too.

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‘Truth Isn’t Truth’: Trump, Giuliani Square Off Against Maggie Haberman, Reality

August 19, 2018August 19, 2018

“Don’t do this, this is going to become a bad meme”. 

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Oops: White House Counsel Don McGahn ‘Cooperated Extensively’ With Robert Mueller In Obstruction Probe

August 18, 2018October 15, 2021

“They were snookered”.

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Rudy Giuliani Says Trump Ready To Fight Possible Mueller Subpoena All The Way To The Supreme Court

August 15, 2018October 15, 2021

“We would move to quash the subpoena.”

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Trump Says Sessions Isn’t ‘Real’ AG, Admits Real Reason For Strzok Firing, Calls A Black Woman ‘A Dog’

August 14, 2018October 16, 2021

Sometimes you wonder if Donald Trump is just a man resigned to his own fate.

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