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Trump, ‘National Hero’, Rings In New Year By Acting Like A Crazy Tweaker

December 31, 2018January 1, 2019

Trump long ago crossed the threshold beyond which satire is rendered null and void.

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Elizabeth Warren Kicks Of 2020 Presidential Bid By Accidentally Echoing Trump’s ‘American Carnage’ Spiel

December 31, 2018December 31, 2018

Elizabeth Warren’s first step towards 2020 run is also first misstep.

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On John Kelly’s Disturbing Exit Interview With The LA Times

December 30, 2018October 23, 2021

“Why can’t we do it this way?”

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Weekend Notables: Trump Calls Xi, Goldman Slashes U.S. Growth Forecast, Fed Call

December 29, 2018December 30, 2018

Something’s got to give in 2019.

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In Saudi Arabia, More Palace Intrigue As Al-Jubeir Humiliated

December 27, 2018December 27, 2018

More shakeups in Riyadh.

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‘I Need Loyalty, I Expect Loyalty’: Jerome Powell Open To ‘Sit-Down’ With Trump

December 27, 2018December 27, 2018

Because absolutely nothing could go wrong.

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Trump May Fire Mnuchin If Stock Selloff Continues: Reports

December 25, 2018December 25, 2018

You had a good run Steve…

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Trump To Boot Mattis From Pentagon On January 1, Touts Phone Call With Erdogan

December 23, 2018October 18, 2019

“I am pleased to announce “…

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Trump Said To Consider Firing Jerome Powell – If You’re Surprised, Your Naiveté Knows No Bounds

December 22, 2018October 23, 2021

Nobody could have seen this coming.

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Jim Mattis Resigns – The Last Adult In The Trump Administration Is Gone

December 20, 2018October 23, 2021

“…you have the right to have a Secretary of Defense whose views are better aligned with yours.”

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Trump’s ‘Steel Slats’ Crash Market As Brian Kolfage And 77,000 Friends Pledge $5 Million For Wall

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

Somehow, “surreal” just doesn’t feel adequate.

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What The U.S. Troop Withdrawal From Syria Really Means

December 19, 2018October 23, 2021

Reading between the lines isn’t difficult here.

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Trump Foundation To Dissolve Because It Was An Illegal Fraud (Allegedly)

December 18, 2018October 23, 2021

“I won’t settle this case!”

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As Michael Flynn’s Business Partner Indicted On Conspiracy Charges, Trump Takes Up Gulen Extradition Push

December 17, 2018December 17, 2018

“President Trump told President Erdogan that they have been working on that.”

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Mick Mulvaney’s Life Just Went From Bad To Hieronymus Bosch Hellscape

December 14, 2018December 15, 2018

I know you despise Mick, but still, pray for him.

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Trump Isn’t Considering Jared Kushner For Chief Of Staff, Ok?!

December 13, 2018October 23, 2021

It’s just “fake news”, right?

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Kovrig, Meng, Spavor, Rodman And The Twilight Zone We Now Call Reality

December 13, 2018October 23, 2021

The Austin Powers franchise is calling – it wants its sequel back.

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Theresa May Survives To Crash And Burn Another Day

December 12, 2018October 23, 2021

That was fun, but about that whole Brexit thing…

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Brexit Dumpster Fire Rages Apace As May Says Ousting Her When U.K. Is So Close To Realizing Worst Nightmare Would Be Tragic

December 12, 2018October 23, 2021

Another day, another crisis.

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As Huawei’s Meng Freed On Bail, Trump Says He May Intervene To Save Trade Deal

December 11, 2018October 23, 2021

“Whatever’s good for this country, I would do.”

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Let’s Revel In The Glorious Train Wreck That Was Trump’s ‘Smocking’-Hot Meeting With Pelosi, Schumer

December 11, 2018December 11, 2018

“Smocking”-hot “covfefe.”

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Two Scoops Of Crazy: Insane Trump Border Wall Presser, WaPo China Bombshell Blindside Markets

December 11, 2018December 11, 2018

“I would be proud to shut it down.” And so much more.

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Another ‘Oh FFS’ Moment For Brussels: Macron ‘Yellow Vest’ Concessions Set Stage For Budget Battle

December 11, 2018October 23, 2021

Europe can’t catch a break.

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Brexit Goes From Raging Dumpster Fire To Dunkirk

December 10, 2018October 23, 2021

Train wreck.

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Nick Ayers Pulls A Forrest Gump On Trump, Mnuchin Now In Running To Replace John Kelly

December 9, 2018October 23, 2021

Run away!

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China Summons U.S. Ambassador In Huawei Standoff, Accuses Washington Of ‘Violating The Rights’ Of Chinese Citizens

December 9, 2018October 23, 2021

The U.S. has violated the “legitimate rights and interests of Chinese citizens”.

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John Kelly Just Couldn’t Take It Anymore

December 8, 2018October 22, 2019

“I don’t know if I can say retiring”…

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