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From Tillerson To Barr To Mueller, A Mind-Bending Recap Of Trump’s Frantic Friday

December 7, 2018December 8, 2018

Friday started out like any other day for the Trump administration…

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John Kelly Resignation Imminent (Again)

December 7, 2018October 24, 2021

Will he finally do it? Stay tuned.

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Trump Now Taking Hostages, Will Use Huawei CFO As ‘Leverage’ In Trade Talks

December 6, 2018December 7, 2018

This is a bad idea.

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‘China Will Take Hostages’: Huawei CFO Arrest Grabs Top Billing For Nervous Markets

December 5, 2018

“…the tension between the two sides is rapidly escalating.”

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Don’t ‘Lock Him Up!’ Mueller ‘Pardons’ Michael Flynn, Thanks Him For ‘Substantial Assistance’

December 4, 2018October 24, 2021

Unfortunately, the “best” parts are redacted.

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Trump Enters Phone Booth, Opens Twitter, Emerges As ‘Tariff Man’

December 4, 2018December 4, 2018

“Remember”…

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Trump, Xi Agree To No Additional Tariffs After January 1, China To Purchase ‘Very Substantial’ Amount Of Products From U.S.

December 1, 2018December 2, 2018

It went “very well”.

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Dinner Date: What’s At Stake As Trump, Xi Dine In Buenos Aires

December 1, 2018October 24, 2021

“We’ll probably end up with something good at some point.” 

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‘Highly Classified’ CIA Assessment Reveals Saudi Crown Prince Sent 11 Messages To Hit Team On Day Of Khashoggi Murder

December 1, 2018October 24, 2021

This won’t go over well on Capitol Hill.

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Chocolate Cake Diplomacy Gets Biggest Test Yet As Trump-Xi Meeting Dominates Global News Cycle

November 30, 2018November 30, 2018

The fate of global trade and commerce is on the line.

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Today’s Episode Of ‘Our Colluding President’ Is Brought To You By Michael Cohen’s Plea Deal

November 29, 2018October 20, 2021

“Individual 1.”

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‘The Crown Prince Is Out Of Control’: U.S. Senate At Wits’ End With Saudis, Yemen War

November 29, 2018November 29, 2018

“…we’ve watched innocent people be killed.”

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Man Who Bankrupted Six Businesses Threatens To Cut Subsidies To General Motors On Twitter

November 27, 2018November 28, 2018

You can expect this to get far, far worse.

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‘They Better Damn Well Open A New Plant’: General Motors As Public Enemy No. 1

November 26, 2018November 27, 2018

“It’s not going to be closed for long, I hope, Mary, because if it is you have a problem.”

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‘Do It By Bus, Do It By Plane’: Trump Calls On Mexico To Deport ‘Stone Cold Criminal’ Migrants

November 26, 2018November 26, 2018

Donald Trump, logistics expert.

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‘When You Run The Gas Asphyxiates You More’: U.S. Fires Tear Gas At Migrants In Tijuana

November 25, 2018October 22, 2021

“Projectiles”.

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‘President T.’ Unleashes Hilarious Tweet Storm, Touts Oil Collapse, Blasts Immigrants, Fed

November 25, 2018November 25, 2018

“Are you listening?”

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EU Officially Backs Brexit Deal, Says UK Parliament Will Regret Rejecting It ‘In Seconds’

November 25, 2018November 25, 2018

“This is the final result [and] it will definitely not be renegotiated and there will be no further leeway.”

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Prince Turki al-Faisal Says Iraq WMD Debacle Proves Bin Salman Didn’t Have Jamal Khashoggi Murdered

November 24, 2018November 25, 2018

“I don’t see why the CIA is not on trial in the United States.”

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‘Phony Sources And Jealous People’ Say Donald Trump Is Furious With Steve Mnuchin

November 23, 2018November 24, 2018

“I am extremely happy and proud of the job being done by @USTreasury Secretary”…

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Fist Fights In Tijuana, Border ‘Bedlam’ And Other Highlights From Trump’s Thanksgiving

November 22, 2018November 23, 2018

“…there will be only bedlam, chaos, injury and death.”

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DoJ Considering Anti-OPEC Legislation, Opening Door To (I Guess) Matt Whitaker Suing Saudi Arabia

November 21, 2018November 22, 2018

“…but let’s go lower!”

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Trump, Who Has ‘No Business In Saudi Arabia’, Thanks Kingdom For Oil Price Plunge A Day After Khashoggi Statement

November 21, 2018November 21, 2018

“Just so you know, I have no business in Saudi Arabia – couldn’t care less”.

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So, Trump Tried To Order The Justice Department To Prosecute Clinton And Comey, Which Is Totally Normal

November 20, 2018November 21, 2018

“McGahn rebuffed the president, saying that he had no authority to order a prosecution”…

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‘Maybe He Did, Maybe He Didn’t!’ Trump Releases Astonishing Statement On Murder Of Jamal Khashoggi

November 20, 2018November 20, 2018

“The world is a very dangerous place!”

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Trump Worries We May Never ‘Really Know’ Who Had Jamal Khashoggi Murdered

November 18, 2018November 19, 2018

He also said the man who oversaw the 2011 operation that killed Osama bin Laden didn’t do it quickly enough.

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APEC Summit Crashes And Burns As Mike Pence Stokes Fears Of Economic Cold War

November 18, 2018November 18, 2018

“The entire world is worried.”

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