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Dan Coats Apologizes For Laughing At Trump’s Hilarious Idea To Bring Vladimir Putin To The White House

July 21, 2018

An “admittedly awkward response”.

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‘Your Favorite President Did Nothing Wrong!’ Trump Takes To Twitter Amid News Of Cohen Recordings

July 21, 2018July 21, 2018

“Totally unheard of.”

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FBI Has Recording Of Trump Discussing Playboy Model Payoff With Michael Cohen: NYT

July 20, 2018July 21, 2018

But don’t worry, Rudy Giuliani says this is actually good news.

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‘DO NOT CONGRATULATE’! Mark Zuckerberg Made ‘Secret’ Call To Trump After Election

July 19, 2018July 20, 2018

And that’s not even the half of it.

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Trump Calls Russia Summit ‘A Great Success’ – Here’s What ‘The People’ Think

July 19, 2018July 19, 2018

Survey says…

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FBI Director Wray Says Mueller Probe Is Not A Witch Hunt, Suggests Trump Shouldn’t Test His Strong ‘Spine’

July 18, 2018July 18, 2018

“I’m a low-key, understated kind of guy, but”…

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Trump Slams It Into Reverse, Tells CBS Russia Interfered With Election, Will Hold Putin Personally Accountable

July 18, 2018July 19, 2018

“We can’t have meddling, we can’t have any of that – now look.”

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Sarah Sanders: Trump Didn’t Mean To Say ‘No’ When Asked If Russia Was Targeting Midterm Elections

July 18, 2018July 19, 2018

Just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any more absurd…

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‘Congratulations, You’re In World War III’: Trump, Tucker Carlson Say ‘Very Aggressive’ Montenegro Might Usher In The Apocalypse

July 18, 2018July 18, 2018

“They are very strong people. They are very aggressive people, they may get aggressive.”

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Mutiny! John Kelly Asked Republicans To Speak Out Against Trump After Putin Summit

July 17, 2018July 18, 2018

“Nightmare”.

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Witness Donald Trump, Damage Control Expert, Try And Clean Up Some High Treason

July 17, 2018July 18, 2018

“There are a lot of people out there.”

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‘Dude. This Is A Total Effing Disgrace’: Current And Former Trump Officials Left Almost Speechless During Putin Press Conference

July 17, 2018October 14, 2021

“Need a shower”.

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‘Phony Wedges’, ‘Rigged Deals’, ‘Witch Hunts’ And ‘Nuclear Warming’: The Best Moments From Trump’s Interview With Sean Hannity

July 17, 2018July 17, 2018

On Monday evening, America was subjected to two interviews on Fox News, one of which

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‘Shameful’: Republicans Blast Trump, Fox News Calls Putin Press Conference ‘Disgusting’

July 16, 2018October 14, 2021

“Thank you, Helsinki!”

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Trump, Putin Deny Collusion In Joint Press Conference From Helsinki: Full Highlights

July 16, 2018July 17, 2018

“Please, just disregard this issue and don’t think about it anymore.”

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Trump Kicks Off Helsinki #TreasonSummit With Handshake, Bad English And World Cup Congrats

July 16, 2018July 16, 2018

May the farce be with you.

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Trump: The European Union Is A ‘Foe’ Of The United States

July 15, 2018October 14, 2021

“I love those countries, but”…

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In CBS Interview Before Helsinki, Trump Pretends He Might Ask Putin To Extradite Accused Russian Agents

July 15, 2018July 17, 2018

“I believe in meetings”.

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‘He Told Me I Should Sue Them’: Watch Theresa May Reveal Trump’s ‘Genius’ Brexit Advice

July 15, 2018July 15, 2018

What, you might ask, was that “tough” advice?

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Iran Is Not Amused With Sanctions, Is Very Amused By Trump Protests In The U.K.

July 14, 2018July 14, 2018

As usual, it’s everyday people who will suffer from this.

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‘We Are Not In A Position To Make Exceptions’: Pompeo, Mnuchin Said To Reject Iran Sanctions Waivers In Letter To European Allies

July 13, 2018July 15, 2018

Apparently, “hardline” means “hardline”.

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Bad Timing? As Trump Meets Queen Elizabeth, Rosenstein Indicts 12 Russians For Election Inference

July 13, 2018July 14, 2018

Reality is indeed stranger than fiction. 

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Pentagon Thrust Into Panicked ‘Damage Control’ Mode Following Trump’s NATO Shenanigans, Military Officials Say

July 13, 2018July 13, 2018

It goes without saying that the Pentagon should not be having to make those calls.

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In Bizarre Press Conference With Theresa May, Trump Calls The Sun ‘Fake News’, Says Relationship With U.K. Is Now ‘Highest Level Of Special’

July 13, 2018July 13, 2018

“I’m doing a fantastic job.”

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‘She Didn’t Listen To Me’: Trump Humiliates Theresa May With Shock Interview Endorsing Boris Johnson Released After Gala Dinner

July 12, 2018July 13, 2018

“…so it will probably kill the deal.”

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A Giddy Trump Tweets Out Letter From Kim Jong-Un Addressed To ‘Your Excellency’

July 12, 2018July 13, 2018

Stranger than fiction.

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Did Donald Trump Threaten To Quit NATO Today? Yes, Probably! No. Maybe!

July 12, 2018October 14, 2021

“The NATO meeting was a little tough, for a little while.”

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