Define: insane.
Category: politics
Michael Cohen Cancels Congressional Testimony Because The President Is Threatening Him, Which Is Totally Normal
Well, America won’t hear from Michael Cohen early next month.
Rudy Giuliani ‘Absolutely’ Worries His Tombstone Will Read: ‘He Lied For Trump’
“No, no, no, you’re right.”
Rudy Giuliani Inexplicably Admits Trump, Cohen Discussed Moscow Project Until Eve Of Election
“Yeah. Probably up to, could be up to as far as October, November.”
A Glowing-Orange Trump Delivers Nothing’berder’ Shutdown Plan
Man is told proposal is “non-starter”, tries to float it anyway.
‘Individual 1’ Really ‘Makes It Happen’ When It Comes To Forcing Lawyers To Lie To Congress About Treason
Meanwhile, on the latest episode of “World’s Dumbest Conspiracies”…
Meanwhile: Trump’s Current Lawyer Admits Campaign Collusion, Trump’s Old Lawyer Admits Handing Out Cash In Blue Walmart Bags
So many high crimes and misdemeanors, so little time.
Shutdown Shenanigans: Kevin Hassett Staffer Becomes Uber Driver, IRS Confronts Tax Overhaul With Skeleton Crew
“…[we] found that yeah, the damage is a little bit worse.”
Kraft Heinz To Rescue Furloughed Workers With Free Mac & Cheese As MAGA Promise Keeps Delivering
“Make people rely on charity mac & cheese again!”
Local Geriatric Denies He Works For Russia, Will Serve College Kids ‘Burger Kings’ And ‘Some Pizza’
“I never worked for Russia.”
Putin, Pirro And Pandemonium: Trump Clings To Power As Treason Talk Gets Louder
“It’s the most insulting thing I’ve ever been asked.”
No Biggie, But Turns Out F.B.I. Opened A Secret Probe To See If Trump Is A Literal Russian Agent
Do take a moment to appreciate the gravity of this.
Trump’s Shutdown Is Now Longest In US History – Are We ‘Great Again’ Yet?
Make shutdowns long again.
Local Septuagenarian Berates ‘Crazy Young People’ On Lawn, Promises To Build 2,000-Mile-Long Invisible Steel Wall To Prevent Gang Invasion
“… they don’t give a damn about gang members stabbing people and cutting people up.”Â
Rod Rosenstein All Set To Leave America At The Mercy Of Trump And William Barr
Rod Rosenstein has had enough, and you can hardly blame him.
It Is ‘Impossible’ For Turkey’s Erdogan To ‘Swallow’ John Bolton’s ‘Grave Mistake’, Ok?!
If you’re wondering how the ill-conceived Syria pullout is going, ask John Bolton.
Emergency Powers, Coyotes, And Women Tied Up In Vans: Highlights From Trump’s Shutdown Press Conference
Just when you think it can’t possibly get any crazier…
‘Let The Damn Oil Flow’, ‘Sand And Death’ And Other Highlights From Trump’s Insane Wednesday Cabinet Meeting
The President is being treated like a circus attraction.
Border Agents Wish Migrants Happy New Year By Gassing Them, US Blames ‘Rock Throwers’
They did it “for the safety of the migrants.”
Trump, ‘National Hero’, Rings In New Year By Acting Like A Crazy Tweaker
Trump long ago crossed the threshold beyond which satire is rendered null and void.
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