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Deep State Holds Rates Steady

May 7, 2025May 8, 2025

The Fed kept rates on hold Wednesday, as expected. There was no drama around the

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Who Wants To Live In D.C.?

May 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Mortgage rates in the US were lower over the past week on average. By a

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Arguing With A Wall

May 7, 2025May 8, 2025

Maybe I was wrong. That’s happened once or twice. Three times even. Four at most.

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‘What To Talk About’

May 7, 2025May 8, 2025

High-stakes negotiations between the world’s two superpowers in Switzerland. Big league drama. Serious faces. Solemn

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Captain Capricious And The Taiwan Canary

May 6, 2025May 7, 2025

This week’s Treasury refunding auctions garnered a lot of attention for obvious reasons. The macro-market

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Straw Men Versus Barbie Dolls

May 6, 2025May 7, 2025

Donald Trump stumbled into another meme last week when, during a cabinet meeting, he played

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Love, Fear And Respect

May 6, 2025May 7, 2025

Calogero: “Is it better to be loved or feared?” Sonny: “That’s a good question. It’s

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Waiting On The Robots

May 5, 2025May 5, 2025

It’s important to preface this brief update (500 words counts as “brief” ’round these parts)

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Taiwan As The Blueprint

May 5, 2025May 7, 2025

It’d be a mistake, I think, to write off what happened with the Taiwan dollar

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Neon Swan: What Just Happened In Taiwan?

May 5, 2025May 6, 2025

If a six-standard-deviation event’s a black swan, what’s a 20-sigma-event? What color swan is that?

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US Services Sector Holds Up. But The Storm’s Comin’

May 5, 2025May 6, 2025

Good news, bad news. Which do you want first? I’ll break with precedent and start

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A Long Week For Jay Powell

May 4, 2025May 6, 2025

This’ll be a long week for Jerome Powell. The Fed convenes Tuesday and Wednesday, and

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Dope

May 3, 2025June 24, 2026

Flurries   It was a busy day, and I was pressed for time. I had

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Buffett, 94 With $350 Billion In Cash, Holds Court

May 3, 2025August 2, 2025

Warren Buffett’s still alive. That was one takeaway from Berkshire’s annual meeting, where a 94-year-old,

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Miracle Man

May 2, 2025May 5, 2025

Congratulations to Donald Trump: Headed into the US afternoon on Friday, he was set to

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Is The US Outflow Narrative Overdone?

May 2, 2025May 4, 2025

They were still selling US equities over the last week. And they were still buying

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Jobs Report Comes Up Roses In Boon To Trump

May 2, 2025May 5, 2025

If you were expecting something dramatic — something exciting — from Friday’s US jobs report,

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Amazon, Apple Underwhelm As Questions Outnumber Answers

May 1, 2025May 3, 2025

Amazon, which was in the news this week for kissing Donald Trump’s ass, rang up

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The Machines Should Be Buying Stocks From Here

May 1, 2025

I’ve been on at some length since “Liberation Day” about the extent to which the

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Dumb and Dumber

May 1, 2025May 2, 2025

Scott Bessent says the Fed needs to cut rates. He’d know. He and a “Tariff

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American Manufacturers Unconvinced Tariffs Good For Business

May 1, 2025May 2, 2025

Could’ve been worse. That’s how I’d describe Thursday’s update on the marquee gauge of US

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You’re Fired

May 1, 2025May 2, 2025

The good news is, US job cut announcements plunged in April. The bad news is,

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Microsoft, Meta Beat Estimates As Big-Tech Sturdy

April 30, 2025May 1, 2025

Microsoft results can be a tough cover. A lot depends on what Amy Hood says

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Stagflation-Lite Is Here

April 30, 2025May 1, 2025

The US economy shrank during the first three months of America’s new “golden age.” And

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Contract Signings Surge In Mercurial US Housing Market

April 30, 2025May 1, 2025

They’re buying houses all of a sudden! Or at least signing contracts to buy houses.

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Things Were Going Well. Then Along Came Tariff Man.

April 30, 2025May 1, 2025

On the bright side — there’s something you don’t hear too often these days —

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Sooner Or Later, Trump’s Going To Commandeer The Fed

April 30, 2025April 30, 2025

It’s tempting to ignore Donald Trump’s nonsensical ramblings — “malarkey,” to channel a certain senior

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