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The ‘Science Fiction’ Scenario’s Upon Us

April 11, 2025April 13, 2025

What happened to that long bond call, Mike? I’m just kidding. But BofA’s most prominent

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Behold: The Worst Consumer Sentiment Report Ever

April 11, 2025April 13, 2025

Not surprisingly, the marquee gauge of consumer sentiment in the US printed what may as

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22 Comments on Behold: The Worst Consumer Sentiment Report Ever

The Banks Are Fine. But Expect ‘Considerable Turbulence’

April 11, 2025April 13, 2025

Well, at least the banks are ok. For now. JPMorgan beat estimates and lifted its

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Another Favorable US Inflation Report Lost To Trade War’s Fog

April 11, 2025April 12, 2025

There was more good news on the inflation front in the US Friday, when PPI

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Wharton Budget Model Projects Disastrous Hit To Families, GDP From Trump Tariffs

April 10, 2025

The math’s done. The verdict’s in. Tariffs are guilty as charged. On Thursday, the Penn

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Scary Stuff

April 10, 2025April 11, 2025

I hope you like excitement. Because these are exciting times. If you’re an adrenaline junkie,

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Sir, Just To Confirm, Is A Depression Part Of The Plan Too?

April 10, 2025April 11, 2025

If you’re curious, the fallout from “Liberation Day” triggered the biggest — which is to

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Best US Inflation Report In Five Years Overshadowed By Tariffs

April 10, 2025April 11, 2025

Good news. Unfortunately, it’s too stale to matter, because in a Donald Trump presidency, anything

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Losing Everything

April 9, 2025April 11, 2025

If the problem is that no one knows what US trade policy will be from

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Trump Folds

April 9, 2025April 10, 2025

Late last week, following the worst two-session slide for US equities since the financial crisis

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A Direct Question

April 9, 2025April 10, 2025

Whether you realized it or not, you just lived through the most important 10-year US

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Trump’s ‘High People Idea’ Would Double Cost Of iPhones

April 9, 2025April 9, 2025

Dave Chappelle’s in the news this week. As someone who was relatively young (I mean,

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Shades Of Baghdad Bob As Bessent, Trump Deny US Bond Blaze

April 9, 2025April 9, 2025

Scott Bessent on Wednesday tried to wave away some of the worst Treasury market turmoil

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Tariffs Trigger Treasury Meltdown, Dollar ‘Close To Crisis’

April 9, 2025April 10, 2025

Well, it’s upon us: The moment when higher US yields aren’t sufficient to attract buyers

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Scott, My Friend, You May Have A Problem

April 8, 2025April 9, 2025

There’s a burgeoning problem in USD rates and specifically in Treasurys. This is quickly becoming

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Goldilocks And The Three Bears

April 8, 2025April 9, 2025

“Structural.” You’ve probably heard that term bandied about a lot in recent days in the

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Can We Get A Do-Over?

April 8, 2025April 9, 2025

The White House on Tuesday afternoon said Donald Trump intended to go ahead with the

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What If Trump Just Repudiates America’s Debt?

April 8, 2025April 9, 2025

There are still no clear answers as to what happened to Treasurys to start the

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Deal Dash

April 8, 2025April 8, 2025

China’s going to “fight to the end.” Japan’s going to make a deal. Or something.

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What Just Happened To US Treasurys?

April 7, 2025April 7, 2025

What happened to the US long-end on Monday? That was the question — or one

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Ron Vara’s War And Trump’s Banana Republic

April 7, 2025April 8, 2025

I was pleasantly surprised on Monday: Virtually no one whose job it is to weigh

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With Apologies To Clown Shows…

April 7, 2025April 8, 2025

Donald Trump on Monday threatened an incremental 50% tariff on China starting immediately if Beijing

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Trump As ‘Human VVIX’: McElligott On The Meltdown

April 7, 2025April 8, 2025

If you were wondering how Charlie McElligott celebrated “Liberation Day,” the answer is that he

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Carnage. Utter Carnage

April 7, 2025April 8, 2025

Monday was a God-awful session for equity benchmarks around the world. By “God-awful” I mean

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US Stocks Saw Second Week Of Outflows In Tariff Unveil Lead-Up

April 6, 2025April 6, 2025

If you were wondering, US equities saw more outflows in the lead up to “Liberation

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‘Interesting’ Days!

April 6, 2025April 7, 2025

It’s all about tariffs this week. That goes without saying. A benign scenario finds the

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So…. Who’s Gonna Lie To Clients This Week?

April 6, 2025April 7, 2025

This week better not go like last week. Seriously, it better not. If we all

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