Did you think the massive short in US Treasurys had been materially trimmed? Did you
Author: therealheisenberg
Jason Chaffetz Thinks Maybe Poor People Shouldn’t Have An iPhone Like His
“Maybe I didn’t say it as smoothly as I possibly could”…
Goldman’s Warning: “The ‘Yellen Call’ Is Back In The Money”
“As Fed speak over the past few weeks makes clear, the ‘Trump rally’ has aggressively pushed the ‘Yellen call’ back into the money, as we feared.”
Snapchat Collapses, Idiots Stunned
“All I have in this world is my balls and my Snap shares and I don’t sell ’em for no one.”
Tuesday Humor: Cramer On Pizza
Note that what you’re about to read is a veritable miracle of comedic efficiency. It’s hard to imagine that the stars will ever align again in such a way that allows so much senseless bullsh*t to be crammed into so few words.
We Haven’t Seen This Since The Sovereign Debt Crisis
Whatever’s at work, it’s certainly manifesting itself in a variety of highly visible ways…
The “Deep State”: Why Trump’s Conspiracy Theory Is Both Bullsh*t And Dangerous
“Turkish experts will tell you that discussion of the “deep state” flourishes in a climate of conspiracy and political polarization. It encourages the public to doubt the pillars of civil society — from the judiciary to the press — and take shelter in the shadow of a populist leader. That’s where the parallels to American politics in the age of Trump start to become all too real.”
Trump To Fed: “Bow Down To Caesar” Or Risk “Horrifying Misstep”
“The institutional threats they face make the thought of any misstep horrifying. With all of the sniping from other parts of Washington and the looming new appointments, they understand the need to be the perfect Caesar’s wife. A lot to ask as they disengage the policy auto-pilot of the last eight years.”
No Trouble In Little China And Nothing Doing In Oz
It was a relatively quiet overnight session on the news front, although you wouldn’t know
Key Calls (Tuesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations
Are your stocks on the list?
Goldman: Turns Out It’s Best If You’re Fully Invested On Good Days And Out On Bad Days
The peanut gallery really enjoys bombarding me with criticism regarding my repeated calls for investor
Black Brain Surgeon: When You Think About Immigrants, Don’t Forget That Slaves Worked Really Hard For “Even Less”
Frederick Douglass would be proud. Assuming he wasn’t so busy today that he missed this…
Oklahoma Lawmaker Just Wants To Know If All Muslims Beat Their Wives
A lot of times when you see something absurd, it strikes you as funny at first
Beware The German “Hump”
I’ve talked tirelessly (well, I haven’t gotten tired of it, maybe you have) about the
Chart Check: Was $13 Trillion “Peak Negative”?
Earlier today we discovered that while the total stock of negative yielding debt may be
Monday Humor: Compare & Contrast
Courtesy of a guy who no one except Donald Trump takes seriously…
WTF Chart Of The Day: “And Now For Something Even More Bizarre”
Well, I guess this is what happens when a central bank moves to corner the market on corporates just as swap spreads balloon wider on a flight to safety bid triggered by mounting political risk.
“This Is How You Sustain A Dictatorship”: Trump’s Ministry Of (Twitter) Truth
“They believe that the words that come from their mouths as powerful leaders are the truth and that the media, when it strays from them, is telling lies. That’s autocratic thinking — and it is how you sustain a dictatorship.”
“There Are Plenty Of Investors Who Would Celebrate An 8% Drop”
“There are also plenty of investors who’d celebrate a drop of 8% or so as an opportunity to finally buy in to this bull market that they’ve missed”…
Oil Demand Set To Overtake Supply, Goldman Imagines
There’s an old saying in Tennessee – it’s probably in Tennessee, I know it’s in
Key Calls (Monday): Goldman Lifts Alcoa Plus Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations
Are your stocks on the list?
Don’t Be A “Killjoy”, Richard
“I feel like a bit of a killjoy. I can’t quite bring myself to try to play the hero and call the end of recent moves. But I’m close.”
This “Elephant” Chart Proves It’s Good That ‘Joe’ Lost His Job
Earlier, I explained why ‘Joe’ losing his job was a good thing. I won’t recap the
A Stunning Disconnect: Asset Price Inflation Versus Real Economy
Things that make you go hmmm…
Joe Lost His Job! Good.
“Mr Trump’s anti-globalisation posturing may be, as Mr Moore has put it, “sweet music†to the ears of the white working class. But it won’t bring back Flint, or Frankfort.”
7 Signs Of The (Market) Apocalypse
“While we’re not (yet!) expecting the equivalent of the fall of the Roman Republic, we are nevertheless very suspicious of the presumption that recent technical strength can continue.”
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