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Never Go Full-Trichet

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

“The reality is that no country can afford to have the most aggressively tight monetary policy. Whoever is foolish enough to attempt to return their monetary policy to normalcy, finds themselves at the end of a strong currency, and importing all the world’s deflation.”

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‘Crisis’ Averted.

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

Now back to your regularly scheduled rally.

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‘Wolves’: Albert Edwards Returns To Outline The ‘Nightmare Scenario’

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

“It could happen tomorrow given the extreme expense of US equities and the near universal consensus of a continued acceleration in the economic cycle despite the Fed also in the midst of a tightening cycle.”

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Trader: ‘Stocks Are Overvalued And We All Know It’

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

“The debate continues to rage over whether and why equities are overvalued. Ultimately, it’s a waste of time.”

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In Most Aggressive Push By U.S. Social Media Yet, Twitter Bans Sputnik, RT Ads ‘Effective Immediately’

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

“Twitter has made the policy decision to off-board advertising from all accounts owned by Russia Today (RT) and Sputnik, effective immediately.”

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You’ll Get Your ‘War’ Steve: GOP Establishment Launches Push To ‘Personally Attack’ Bannon

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

“This is a guy who is more interested in seeing his name in the headlines than he is in any kind of accomplishment for the president.”

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Yes, I’ll Have The ‘Taper’ But Is It Possible To Ask The Chef To Leave Off The ‘Tantrum’?

October 26, 2017

“It looks like the ECB is managing a taper without a tantrum. For the first time in many meetings we got a truly different policy statement and one that seems to strike a pretty good balance between the hawks and the doves.”

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Yellen, Warsh Out Of The Running For Fed: Politico

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

“President Trump changes his opinion on the issue every day, so it can’t be assumed Powell and Taylor are the only possible choices.”

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ECB Announces Dovish Taper, Euro Slides

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

“From January 2018 the net asset purchases are intended to continue at a monthly pace of €30 billion until the end of September 2018, or beyond, if necessary, and in any case until the Governing Council sees a sustained adjustment in the path of inflation consistent with its inflation aim.”

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Spanish Stocks Soar On ‘Good’ Catalonia News

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

“They’re caught in a mousetrap. It seems their own decisions are producing vertigo.”

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The Key Risk From Draghi Isn’t A Taper Tantrum, It’s This…

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

“Against this benign environment, the key risk isn’t that the ECB is going to set off a sustained bond bear market.”

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Key Calls (Thursday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Bush Counterterrorism Prosecutor: ‘I Prosecuted Terrorists And Now My Family Can’t Come To America’

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

“In many ways, my family was the picture of assimilation.”

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Trump To Dobbs: ‘When I Say Maybe, I Think I Know Exactly What I’m Talking About’

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

Also, ‘Xi is King of China.’

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A Dark Side Stab On China’s Minsky Moment

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

“China is the tail that wags the dog. Full stop. Figure out China, and all the other financial market forecasts become that much easier.”

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Fireworks.

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

“…or what counts as ‘fireworks.'”

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Gary Cohn’s Anti-Nazi Leanings Not Welcome At Trump’s Fed, Will Leave White House After Tax Deal: BBG

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

“I’m sorry Gary, you seem like a good guy and all, but when it comes to dictating monetary policy we’re looking for someone who’s more closely aligned with our feelings on the whole Master Race thing.

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Trump: War Widow Is Wrong Because ‘I Have One Of The Great Memories Of All-Time’

October 25, 2017

That, by extension, means it’s entirely possible that Myeshia Johnson just isn’t remembering her call with the President correctly. 

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Did Fox News Just Officially Rule Out Janet Yellen?

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

I LIKE’ YELLEN BUT `YOU HAVE TO MAKE’ OWN MARK

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Stocks Are ‘Plunging’ – Cue The Peanut Gallery

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

Now go write your own script.

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Not Every FANG Made Goldman’s Super- Awesome New Growth Stock Team

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

No, you should not buy growth at any price.

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Another ‘Since 1987’ Moment Emerges…

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

But you know, don’t hate, because right now, cartoon characters are still running back interceptions for touchdowns, but my guess would be that eventually, amateurs playing in the pros isn’t going to work.

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‘We Miss Volatility’ – ‘This Is A Strange World’

October 25, 2017

“We miss volatility. We are living in a strange world with lot of geopolitical volatility but it’s not in financial markets.”

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Loonie Falls As BoC On Hold, Says ‘Cautious’ On More Hikes

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

BANK OF CANADA WILL BE ‘CAUTIOUS’ WITH FUTURE RATE INCREASES

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Peso Surges On Banxico Hedges Headline

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

BANXICO TO INCREASE FX HEDGES AUCTIONS BY $4B

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Aussie Longs Furious At Vegetables Today As Inflation ‘Disappears Into The Bush’

October 25, 2017

Maybe ask a vegetable.

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‘Moment Of Truth’ For Bond Market Is Here, Gundlach Imagines, As Yields Rise

October 25, 2017October 25, 2017

Stop it, Jeff. There’s only so much “truth” we can take.

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