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Author: therealheisenberg
Goldman’s Clients Just Want To Know One Thing: ‘When Will The Rally End?’
The most common question from clients is, “When will the rally end?â€
Sonny Black.
Fuhgeddaboudit.
81-Year-Old Seltzer Baron Goes Nuts On Shorts In Star-Spangled FIZZ Press Release
FIZZ revenues have grown 60% over the last ten years,†Caporella declared, “ALL ORGANIC GROWTH – NO ACQUISITIONS! Organic growth has now ACCELERATED! ….First quarter 2018 – BEST EVER! Second quarter growth – STEADFAST!
‘These Folks Are Serious!’ Analysts Imagine A Future Where Tax Reform Is A Real Thing
It’s an all-hands-on-deck blitz(krieg) by the GOP to rally public support for a tax plan
John Garofalo Is An American Hero And ‘Thank God’ Fox News Had ‘The Balls’ To Tell His Story
When reached for comment, Garofalo “admitted he had lied and never served in Vietnam, never received a Purple Heart and was never a SEAL.”Â
One Trader Is ‘In A Good Mood This Morning’ Even Though Something ‘Horrible’ Could Happen Over The Weekend
“The answers point to a still tentative but nascent picture of markets that want to test the bullish dollar, higher yields and stop fixating on the equity correction you just know is coming.”
If You’re An Investor, Today Is So Much Bigly-ier Than Yesterday, You Don’t Even Know
See there? That’s the reflation narrative coming back!Â
Nikkei Ties All-Time Record With Cartoonish 14th Consecutive Gain And Really, Why The Hell Not?
Records, like rules, were made to be broken and the Nikkei is one session away from breaking a record.Â
How Trump And Kelly Turned Frederica Into ‘Wacky Wilson The Empty Barrel’ Who Hates All Things Sacred
“He shouldn’t be able to just say that, that is terrible.”
Key Calls (Friday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations
You need an upgrade.
Senate Passes Budget In Big Win That Sets Stage For Next Big Failure
“This is the biggest hoax cast upon the American people ever that this budget process even exists. The only thing about this that matters is in preparation for tax reform.”
Dear John Kelly…
Let’s be clear: Donald Trump is an affront to everything John Kelly stands for and everything his son died for.
Trump Leaning Towards Powell For Fed Chair: Politico
Just hours after Janet Yellen left the White House, Politico reported that Powell is the leading candidate.
Mild Turbulence.
Fasten your seatbelts.
John Kelly Defends Trump On Soldiers, Says Obama Didn’t Call Him, Says America Doesn’t Respect Women
This was a spectacle the likes of which it is difficult to fathom.
Whatever You Do, Don’t Say ‘Minsky Moment’: Zhou Xiaochuan Makes The One Mistake You Can’t Make
“If we’re too optimistic when things go smoothly, tensions build up, which could lead to a sharp correction, what we call a Minsky Moment.”
Wall Street Journal Might Want To Cc Donald Trump On Their Employee Memo About Social Media
Also, we wonder if maybe WSJ thought to send this to Donald Trump. Because if anyone would benefit from “good rules of thumb” for Twitter use – rules of thumb like “if in doubt, don’t post it” – it’s the President.
Trader Warns (Again): The Next Crisis Won’t Be Like The Last One
“Well for me it’s no contest. Slick youtube presentations warning about Danger Ahead (that looks exactly like the Danger Behind!) are like an investor in 2007 warning about tech stocks because the 2000 DotCom crash was still ringing in their head.”
Doom Loop Update: VIX ETP ‘Risk’ Remains High
According to the latest read on this, the potential for an ETP rebalance to cause problems is still near record highs.
Marc Faber Tells WSJ He Doesn’t Want To Live In A World That Won’t Accept Him For The Racist He Is
“I am not God. I am not here to judge other people.”Â
If Someone Doesn’t Explain Why Stocks Are Lower, You Might Just Have To Buy Gold
In a testament to the fact that, contrary to what Mario Draghi said in Washington last weekend, investors do not in fact believe that stocks can go down as well as up, there’s a mad scramble on Thursday morning to explain what’s going on.
‘They Wanted To Kill The Bulls’: Analysts Scramble To Explain Sudden Crash In Hong Kong
So what accounts for that? Well, no one knows exactly. “Some bearish investors were looking for excuses to ‘kill the bulls.'”
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