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Synthetic Short Gamma, More CTA Levels And ‘The Moment Everything Broke’

November 28, 2018

“The local pain-trade remains Equities higher.”

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And So, Just After Lunch On November 28, The ‘Powell Put’ Was Born…

November 28, 2018October 20, 2021

I suppose the history books will read as follows…

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Dovish Jerome Powell Walks It Back And The Market Loves It

November 28, 2018November 28, 2018

Is this what you were looking for?

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Confusion Reigns As Goldman Swears Everybody Is Reading Fed Wrong

November 28, 2018

“…we appear to be morphing into that point of the cycle where you need an advanced degree in semiotics and textual analysis to ‘understand’ what the central bank is saying.”

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Mike Novogratz ‘Had A Fever’ – And The ‘Prescription’ Is Now Killing Him

November 28, 2018October 20, 2021

“Guess what?!”

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Feeling Good About The G20? One Bank Has An Idea On How To Trade It

November 28, 2018

“Enjoy!”

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Let’s Count All The Ways Steve Mnuchin’s Secret Fed Policy Straw Poll With Bond Dealers Is Absurd

November 28, 2018November 28, 2018

“Ok you guys, show of hands”…

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Trump’s Infallible ‘Gut’ Is ‘Not Even A Little Bit Happy’ With ‘Jay’ Powell, Ok?!

November 27, 2018

“…the Fed is way off-base.”

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Rotten Apple: When One Company Becomes Synonymous With The Macro Story

November 27, 2018November 27, 2018

Sorry to employ a bad (and horribly obvious) cliché, but…

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Man Who Bankrupted Six Businesses Threatens To Cut Subsidies To General Motors On Twitter

November 27, 2018November 28, 2018

You can expect this to get far, far worse.

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As G20 ‘Binary Nightmare’ Looms, Here Are The Key CTA Levels To Watch

November 27, 2018October 20, 2021

“Yeah…this is gonna be a binary nightmare to trade.”

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2018’s Star Analyst Makes The Case For A 2019 Earnings Recession

November 27, 2018November 27, 2018

There’s a simple formula.

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Albert Edwards Preps ‘Forecaster Of the Decade Award’ And Other Fed Musings From SocGen

November 27, 2018October 20, 2021

“…if the Fed indeed stops tightening after the December hike, Solomon will be spot on.”

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‘They Better Damn Well Open A New Plant’: General Motors As Public Enemy No. 1

November 26, 2018November 27, 2018

“It’s not going to be closed for long, I hope, Mary, because if it is you have a problem.”

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Trade Optimism Dashed As Trump Doubles Down, Threatens iPhone Tariffs

November 26, 2018October 20, 2021

“If we don’t make a deal, then I’m going to”…

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Mike’s Back: Analyst Who Predicted Tech ‘Rain Storm’ Releases 2019 U.S. Equity Outlook

November 26, 2018November 26, 2018

The man with the plan.

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Algos, Onions And Foreign Policy: Goldman Delivers Epic Critique Of Broken Commodities Markets

November 26, 2018November 26, 2018

“This is simply unsustainable”.

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Looking For Something To Fade? Monday’s Furious Rally In Italian Assets Will Do

November 26, 2018November 26, 2018

You’d be forgiven for being skeptical.

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Bear Market Bounces And CTA Pinball Ahead Of Event Risk-Strewn Calendar

November 26, 2018

“This risk then becomes that today’s CTA Equities re-leveraging sees another de-leveraging wave”…

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‘Do It By Bus, Do It By Plane’: Trump Calls On Mexico To Deport ‘Stone Cold Criminal’ Migrants

November 26, 2018November 26, 2018

Donald Trump, logistics expert.

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‘When You Run The Gas Asphyxiates You More’: U.S. Fires Tear Gas At Migrants In Tijuana

November 25, 2018October 22, 2021

“Projectiles”.

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Here’s What Goldman Says Would Happen To Markets If The Fed Delivered A 150bp Rate ‘Shock’

November 25, 2018October 20, 2021

It all depends on your definition of “shock”, now doesn’t it?

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When Doves Cry: Previewing A Critical Week For The Fed Pause Story

November 25, 2018November 25, 2018

This is a big week.

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‘President T.’ Unleashes Hilarious Tweet Storm, Touts Oil Collapse, Blasts Immigrants, Fed

November 25, 2018November 25, 2018

“Are you listening?”

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EU Officially Backs Brexit Deal, Says UK Parliament Will Regret Rejecting It ‘In Seconds’

November 25, 2018November 25, 2018

“This is the final result [and] it will definitely not be renegotiated and there will be no further leeway.”

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The $1 Trillion Leveraged Loan Bubble Looks Like It’s Popping – Here’s Some Deadpan Color

November 24, 2018November 24, 2018

It had to happen eventually.

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‘When The Largest ETF Buyer Exits, Nobody Wants To Catch A Falling Knife’

November 24, 2018November 24, 2018

This is such a familiar refrain that it wouldn’t even bear mentioning at this point were it not for the fact that it’s now reversing – with entirely predictable consequences. 

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