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A Quick Take On FedEx And Micron In The Macro Context

December 19, 2018

It’s not great.

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Good News: Brussels Has Decided Not To Sanction The Italians

December 19, 2018December 19, 2018

“Intensive negotiations over the last few weeks have resulted in a solution.”

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Threading The Needle Between A Rock And A Hard Place

December 18, 2018December 19, 2018

Nobody wants to be Jerome Powell right now.

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With Fund Managers Most Bearish On Global Economy Since Lehman – Some Quick Thoughts

December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

None of these observations are exactly Fields Medal-worthy, but…

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Mnuchin Joins Effort To Deflect Blame For Market Selloff – Says HFTs, Volcker, Block Trades Are The Problem

December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

Anything but the trade war and Trump’s generalized insanity.

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Trump Foundation To Dissolve Because It Was An Illegal Fraud (Allegedly)

December 18, 2018October 23, 2021

“I won’t settle this case!”

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Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Explains ‘Why We’re Puking’

December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

“Good luck!”

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FAANG Dethroned As ‘Most Crowded Trade’, While ‘Trade War’ Remains Top Tail Risk: BofAML

December 18, 2018October 23, 2021

What $694 billion in AUM has to say…

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Goldman: Here’s How Falling Liquidity Drives Up Volatility, By The Numbers

December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

“We believe that changing market liquidity has a role in explaining the
dislocation of volatility”…

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Mike Wilson, Chicago Bears ‘Fanatic’, Basks In Glory Of Selloff Call In Highly Amusing New Note

December 17, 2018December 18, 2018

“…and no, our view is not influenced by our Chicago Bears fanaticism.”

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Monday, Bloody Monday.

December 17, 2018October 23, 2021

Thanks Jeff!

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Jeff Gundlach Gets Loose, Tells CNBC We’re In A Bear Market, Says Your SPY Is Crap

December 17, 2018December 17, 2018

“I’m pretty sure this is a bear market.”

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Peter Navarro Showed Up On CNBC Monday And It Was A Disaster

December 17, 2018

Please – for the sake of the children – stop letting Peter on television.

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As Michael Flynn’s Business Partner Indicted On Conspiracy Charges, Trump Takes Up Gulen Extradition Push

December 17, 2018December 17, 2018

“President Trump told President Erdogan that they have been working on that.”

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‘Linked By A Common Thread’: Why One Analyst Isn’t Buying The EM Bull Story For 2019

December 17, 2018December 17, 2018

“The plunge in EM asset values and localized crises (Turkey, Argentina) are not unconnected.”

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Trump Says ‘World Is Blowing Up Around Us’ Tells Fed To ‘Take The Victory!’

December 17, 2018October 23, 2021

What in God’s name is this fresh craziness?

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Here’s The Latest On The Fallen Angel Story…

December 16, 2018

It’s “barely started”.

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Fed Up: Full Week Ahead Preview

December 16, 2018December 17, 2018

No rest for the weary.

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It Was All A Dream…

December 16, 2018December 16, 2018

Oh, the irony…

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Egg On Your Face: Fantastic Recession Calls And How To Trade Them

December 16, 2018October 23, 2021

“Despite all the doom and gloom”…

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‘It Ain’t Apple’, Dirty Harry And Other Amusing Market Anecdotes From Wells Fargo’s Harvey

December 15, 2018October 23, 2021

“…we think the placidness of ’17 has made some investors a little soft.”

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‘Chopped’: Nomura’s McElligott Weighs In On ‘Sell The Rip’

December 15, 2018

“Yet another expression of macro regime change.”

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Fata Morgana: Financial Parallax And Recession As Subverted Perspective

December 15, 2018December 16, 2018

Self-feeding loops and circular dynamics.

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Mick Mulvaney’s Life Just Went From Bad To Hieronymus Bosch Hellscape

December 14, 2018December 15, 2018

I know you despise Mick, but still, pray for him.

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‘Enjoy!’ The Powell Put, Rates Vol. And Other Thoughts On Another Horrific Friday

December 14, 2018October 23, 2021

“Come and play with us, Danny.”

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Did J&J’s Patented Asbestos Powder Break The Market On Friday?

December 14, 2018October 23, 2021

Dusted.

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As Chanos Warns On ‘Fragility’, Goldman Tells You Where The Tail Risks Are

December 14, 2018December 14, 2018

Putting some nuance on Jim’s “fragility” warning and “chasing tail” with Goldman.

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