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‘Prudent’: As Panic Spreads, Treasury Rushes To Explain Why Mnuchin Yelled ‘Fire’ In A Crowded Theatre

December 24, 2018October 23, 2021

“A prudent, preemptive measure.”

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Another Day, Another Mini-Flash Crash

December 24, 2018

And now, more broken markets.

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Holiday Psych Out: Market Nerves Frayed After Mnuchin Plunge Protection S.O.S.

December 24, 2018October 23, 2021

At least we know the ATMs won’t go dark.

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Why Is Steve Mnuchin Calling Wall Street CEOs On Sunday To Ensure ‘Ample Liquidity’?

December 23, 2018December 24, 2018

“The banks all confirmed ample liquidity is available”…

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The Infamous ‘Retail Flush’: One Bank ‘Explains’ The December Selloff

December 23, 2018December 23, 2018

Blame mom and pop – or something like that.

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More Turmoil As Israel Stocks Plunge Most In Seven Years Amid Perrigo Purge

December 23, 2018December 23, 2018

Good start.

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Trump To Boot Mattis From Pentagon On January 1, Touts Phone Call With Erdogan

December 23, 2018October 18, 2019

“I am pleased to announce “…

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The Fed ‘Substantially Increased The Chances Of A Major Crash’ In The Next 24 Months, One Bank Exclaims

December 22, 2018October 23, 2021

Was this “the Fed’s new ‘subprime is contained’
moment”?

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‘I Never Suggested Firing Powell’: As Mnuchin Pulls Damage Control Duty, Some Thoughts And Charts

December 22, 2018October 23, 2021

“I totally disagree with Fed policy.”

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Depth Charge, Gamma Gravity And A Dark, Twisted Fantasy Come True

December 22, 2018December 22, 2018

We are now living in a collage of surreal fantasies, each of which could serve as the plot for a thriller.

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‘The NYSE Alone Has Lost $3.3 Trillion In Value’: Don’t Blame Fed Balance Sheet Runoff For The Bear Market

December 22, 2018

Or at least not entirely…

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Trump Said To Consider Firing Jerome Powell – If You’re Surprised, Your Naiveté Knows No Bounds

December 22, 2018October 23, 2021

Nobody could have seen this coming.

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It All Falls Down: Stocks Crash Again As Trump Shutdown Begets Friday Rout

December 21, 2018October 23, 2021

It’s over for Trump.

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CNBC Gives Fed A Mulligan As John Williams Explains What Powell Actually Meant

December 21, 2018December 21, 2018

A little less “plain English” and a little more of this.

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Clock Strikes Midnight On Leveraged Loan Cinderella Story As Outflows Hit New Record

December 21, 2018October 23, 2021

“It’s in the hole!”

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China Tips More Stimulus, But Does Anyone Care?

December 21, 2018

Too little, too late?

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Junk ETFs Stress Tested, Reflation Bled Dry And Other Thoughts As Things Go From Bad To Worse

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

A visual (and narrative) odyssey.

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Jim Mattis Resigns – The Last Adult In The Trump Administration Is Gone

December 20, 2018October 23, 2021

“…you have the right to have a Secretary of Defense whose views are better aligned with yours.”

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‘Suicide From The Ambush’: A Post-Mortem Of Thursday’s Midday Bloodbath On Wall Street

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

“His presidency represents a rebellion of the hysterical person against his symbolic persona.”

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Trump’s ‘Steel Slats’ Crash Market As Brian Kolfage And 77,000 Friends Pledge $5 Million For Wall

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

Somehow, “surreal” just doesn’t feel adequate.

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David Tepper E-Mails Joe Kernen, Says Powell Put ‘Dead’, Cash ‘Good’, People ‘Tight’

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

Wtf.

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Matches, Kindling And Ships In Shallow Seas

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

“A lack of liquidity is akin to a ship trying to navigate seas without much water – accidents are likely in such an environment.”

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Somebody Get Paul Krugman A Laptop: The ‘Sadomonetarists’ Are Making A Comeback In Sweden

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

Spoiler alert: it was a “dovish” hike.

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Jerome Powell Is The Wilt Chamberlain Of Fed Decision-Day S&P Losses

December 19, 2018

Making history, one meeting at a time.

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‘Plain English’ People, Do You Speak It?!

December 19, 2018October 23, 2021

Pulp Fiction, anyone?

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Fed Hikes, Defying Markets, Trump As Dot Plot Shifts, 2019 Growth Projected Lower

December 19, 2018December 19, 2018

Jerome Powell did not “feel the market.”

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What The U.S. Troop Withdrawal From Syria Really Means

December 19, 2018October 23, 2021

Reading between the lines isn’t difficult here.

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