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On John Kelly’s Disturbing Exit Interview With The LA Times

December 30, 2018October 23, 2021

“Why can’t we do it this way?”

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Weekend Notables: Trump Calls Xi, Goldman Slashes U.S. Growth Forecast, Fed Call

December 29, 2018December 30, 2018

Something’s got to give in 2019.

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God Bless The Golfers And Bowlers.

December 29, 2018October 23, 2021

Liquidity, volatility and exercises in abject futility.

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Trump, Machines And Markets: A Willing Suspension Of Disbelief

December 29, 2018December 29, 2018

“Deal with it.”

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How Boris, Mike and Zachary Seized The Market Narrative And Other Fun Friday Tidbits

December 28, 2018December 28, 2018

I told you today would be a “random musings” day…

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Donald Trump, ‘Legendary’ Businessman, Made Christmas Eve Panic Call To Mystery Investor As Stocks Crashed

December 28, 2018December 28, 2018

It doesn’t get any funnier than this, folks.

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De-Globalization And The Path To Ruin – Random Thoughts On A Friday

December 28, 2018December 28, 2018

This won’t end well for anyone.

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Screw It Dude, Let’s Go Bowling.

December 28, 2018October 23, 2021

Or golfing…

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Deutsche’s Kocic Explains The Best 2018 S&P Call On Wall Street

December 27, 2018December 28, 2018

“We are almost there!”

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Rebalancing Flow Call Plays Out As Stocks Stage Insane Reversal In Dramatic Comeback

December 27, 2018December 27, 2018

Call it whatever you like, because at this point, folks will take it.

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Here’s The Latest On The Leveraged Loan Bubble Story, Because You Know You Were Wondering…

December 27, 2018December 27, 2018

Everyone’s “favorite” bubble.

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In Saudi Arabia, More Palace Intrigue As Al-Jubeir Humiliated

December 27, 2018December 27, 2018

More shakeups in Riyadh.

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Nomura’s McElligott Tells You ‘Why We’re Here’ And Where He Thinks We’re Going

December 27, 2018October 23, 2021

“This seizure-like behavior isn’t endearing risk-taking in the final days of 2018″…

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‘I Need Loyalty, I Expect Loyalty’: Jerome Powell Open To ‘Sit-Down’ With Trump

December 27, 2018December 27, 2018

Because absolutely nothing could go wrong.

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Plunging Futures, Yen Rebound Show Market Still Scared To Death Despite Wednesday Rally

December 27, 2018December 27, 2018

Steel (slat) yourself.

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Good News, Bad News And A Bull That Just Won’t Die

December 26, 2018October 23, 2021

Random musings and such.

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Strategist Trump Nails ‘Buy The Dip’ Call As Stocks Explode Higher After President Trump Leaves Country

December 26, 2018December 26, 2018

“Nailed it.”

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Trump Reaches Deep Into MAGA Bench, Puts In Hassett To Say Powell ‘100% Safe’

December 26, 2018December 26, 2018

“Credibility.”

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Premature ‘Fed Put’ Obituaries And The Laughable Perils Of Q1 2019

December 26, 2018December 26, 2018

Are reports of the Fed put’s demise greatly exaggerated?

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As Gold’s Biggest Fan Blows Up World, Shiny Yellow Doomsday Hedges Surge

December 26, 2018December 26, 2018

Something tells me…

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On Christmas Day, A Desperate Trump Begs America To Buy The Dip In Stocks

December 25, 2018December 26, 2018

“Make BTFD great again”.

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‘We Think The Die Has Been Cast’: Why One Bank Just Cut Their 2019 S&P Target

December 25, 2018

“… by then what will the capital markets look like?”

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Trump May Fire Mnuchin If Stock Selloff Continues: Reports

December 25, 2018December 25, 2018

You had a good run Steve…

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Nikkei Suffers Grievous Loss In Dramatic Rout While Plunge Protection Team Rides To Rescue In China

December 25, 2018December 25, 2018

All (not) quiet on the Eastern front.

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There Was One Analyst Who Told You S&P 2,400 Might Be Coming…

December 24, 2018December 25, 2018

“…it’s consistent with the strike of the Fed put around 2400.”

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Japanese Stocks Plunge As Nikkei Takes Out 20,000, Falls Into Bear Market

December 24, 2018December 24, 2018

This isn’t the best news for the BoJ.

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Stocks Crash In Christmas Eve Bloodbath After Trump Insults Powell’s Golf Game On Twitter

December 24, 2018December 7, 2021

A Christmas Eve massacre.

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