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Jay Powell Figures It Out, Reiterates Flexible Policy, Draws 2016 Yellen Parallel, Says Trump Can’t Make Him Resign

January 4, 2019January 4, 2019

That’s better, Jay. A lot better.

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Friday Tidbits: Mester Is Latest To Tip QT Tweak, Trump Blames Dems For Market Crash

January 4, 2019October 24, 2021

“Too much success!”

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Jobs Report Obliterates Estimates, Wage Growth Is Comin’ In Hot, Unemployment Rate Rises

January 4, 2019October 24, 2021

That’s a blockbuster.

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China Delivers RRR Cut Amid Rapidly Deteriorating Sentiment

January 4, 2019January 4, 2019

Welcome news, but no game changer.

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Recurring Nightmare.

January 3, 2019October 24, 2021

It was not a great session on Wall Street. 

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Marko Kolanovic: ‘Over The Past Month, Confidence Virtually Collapsed’

January 3, 2019January 8, 2022

“Instead, already fragile sentiment was undermined”…

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2018 Summed Up In One Simple Chart…

January 3, 2019

Occam’s razor – again.

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You Don’t Need A ‘Large Brain’ To Know Trump Is Screwing ‘A Heck Of A Lot’ Of U.S. Companies – Just Ask Kevin Hassett

January 3, 2019

“Glitches” and such.

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You Know What They Say: ‘When It Rains Apple Guidance Cuts, It Pours Egregious ISM Prints’

January 3, 2019

“Juuust a bit outside.”

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This Flash Crash Matters – Here’s Why

January 3, 2019January 3, 2019

An indelible mark.

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Apple Price Targets Slashed En Masse, Suppliers Plunge As Guidance Cut Bites

January 3, 2019January 3, 2019

Fallout.

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Another ‘OMG’ Moment: Yen Surges In Incredible Bout Of FX Madness

January 2, 2019October 24, 2021

Add this to your list of dramatic “fragility” events, folks.

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Bad Apple.

January 2, 2019January 2, 2019

Uh oh.

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‘Let The Damn Oil Flow’, ‘Sand And Death’ And Other Highlights From Trump’s Insane Wednesday Cabinet Meeting

January 2, 2019January 3, 2019

The President is being treated like a circus attraction.

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Earthquake Insurance And The New Era Of Maturity And Liquidity Transformation

January 2, 2019January 2, 2019

Old habits die hard.

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‘What Gives Us A Pause Here’ Are The ‘Facts’: Why The Cycle May Be Turning

January 2, 2019October 24, 2021

Who needs “facts”?

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Border Agents Wish Migrants Happy New Year By Gassing Them, US Blames ‘Rock Throwers’

January 2, 2019October 24, 2021

They did it “for the safety of the migrants.”

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Ongoing Yen Surge Bodes Ill For Risk Sentiment In New Year

January 2, 2019

Not to spread fear or anything, but…

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Hong Kong Shares In Wednesday Bloodbath Marks Stark Contrast To Euphoric 2018 Start

January 2, 2019January 2, 2019

I’m old enough to remember January 2018, when…

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‘Planet Earth To Policymakers’: One Bank Sends An Urgent Message

January 1, 2019

“We don’t think policymakers are in tune with these potential declines.”

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Trump Screams At ‘Haters’, Calls General McChrystal A ‘Dumb Dog’ In Wild New Year’s Day Rant

January 1, 2019October 24, 2021

Happy New Year!

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Requiem For 2018: A Visual Retrospective

January 1, 2019October 24, 2021

At least we know what 2019’s consensus longs are.

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Trump, ‘National Hero’, Rings In New Year By Acting Like A Crazy Tweaker

December 31, 2018January 1, 2019

Trump long ago crossed the threshold beyond which satire is rendered null and void.

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Deflationary Bust?

December 31, 2018

Insult is added to injury…

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Elizabeth Warren Kicks Of 2020 Presidential Bid By Accidentally Echoing Trump’s ‘American Carnage’ Spiel

December 31, 2018December 31, 2018

Elizabeth Warren’s first step towards 2020 run is also first misstep.

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Trump Makes ‘Big Progress’, China Slowdown Worsens, Markets Beg For New Year’s Eve Mercy Killing

December 31, 2018December 31, 2018

Just get it over with.

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Fear And The Market’s Perverse Fascination With Calamity

December 30, 2018April 11, 2022

Fear is self-reinforcing.

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