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Peter Navarro Showed Up On CNBC Monday And It Was A Disaster

December 17, 2018

Please – for the sake of the children – stop letting Peter on television.

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As Michael Flynn’s Business Partner Indicted On Conspiracy Charges, Trump Takes Up Gulen Extradition Push

December 17, 2018December 17, 2018

“President Trump told President Erdogan that they have been working on that.”

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‘Linked By A Common Thread’: Why One Analyst Isn’t Buying The EM Bull Story For 2019

December 17, 2018December 17, 2018

“The plunge in EM asset values and localized crises (Turkey, Argentina) are not unconnected.”

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Trump Says ‘World Is Blowing Up Around Us’ Tells Fed To ‘Take The Victory!’

December 17, 2018October 23, 2021

What in God’s name is this fresh craziness?

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Here’s The Latest On The Fallen Angel Story…

December 16, 2018

It’s “barely started”.

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Fed Up: Full Week Ahead Preview

December 16, 2018December 17, 2018

No rest for the weary.

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It Was All A Dream…

December 16, 2018December 16, 2018

Oh, the irony…

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Egg On Your Face: Fantastic Recession Calls And How To Trade Them

December 16, 2018October 23, 2021

“Despite all the doom and gloom”…

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‘It Ain’t Apple’, Dirty Harry And Other Amusing Market Anecdotes From Wells Fargo’s Harvey

December 15, 2018October 23, 2021

“…we think the placidness of ’17 has made some investors a little soft.”

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‘Chopped’: Nomura’s McElligott Weighs In On ‘Sell The Rip’

December 15, 2018

“Yet another expression of macro regime change.”

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Fata Morgana: Financial Parallax And Recession As Subverted Perspective

December 15, 2018December 16, 2018

Self-feeding loops and circular dynamics.

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Mick Mulvaney’s Life Just Went From Bad To Hieronymus Bosch Hellscape

December 14, 2018December 15, 2018

I know you despise Mick, but still, pray for him.

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‘Enjoy!’ The Powell Put, Rates Vol. And Other Thoughts On Another Horrific Friday

December 14, 2018October 23, 2021

“Come and play with us, Danny.”

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Did J&J’s Patented Asbestos Powder Break The Market On Friday?

December 14, 2018October 23, 2021

Dusted.

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As Chanos Warns On ‘Fragility’, Goldman Tells You Where The Tail Risks Are

December 14, 2018December 14, 2018

Putting some nuance on Jim’s “fragility” warning and “chasing tail” with Goldman.

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Friday’s Trade Narrative Is Brought To You By Delicious American Corn And U.S.-Built BMW SUVs

December 14, 2018December 14, 2018

Crank up the South Carolina BMW plants.

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Leveraged Loan Bubble Continues To Burst As Funds See Largest Exodus On Record

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018

If you were wondering whether the leveraged loan bubble had stopped bursting, the answer is…

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Trump Isn’t Considering Jared Kushner For Chief Of Staff, Ok?!

December 13, 2018October 23, 2021

It’s just “fake news”, right?

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‘Shutdown The Book’.

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018

“In October and November, the pain behind the screens (portfolios) felt like it was 2-3x of the pain on the screens”…

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Kovrig, Meng, Spavor, Rodman And The Twilight Zone We Now Call Reality

December 13, 2018October 23, 2021

The Austin Powers franchise is calling – it wants its sequel back.

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Trump Threatened General Motors Again Today, Because America Is A Banana Republic Now

December 13, 2018

Par for the course, unfortunately.

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A Brief ECB Post-Mortem As Draghi Again Breezes Through Unscathed

December 13, 2018October 23, 2021

On message – assuming you can decipher what the message was supposed to be.

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ECB Ends QE And, Critically, Enhances Forward Guidance Around Reinvestments

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018

“…for an extended period of time past the date when it starts raising the key ECB interest rates.”

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Theresa May Survives To Crash And Burn Another Day

December 12, 2018October 23, 2021

That was fun, but about that whole Brexit thing…

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That Time Albert Edwards Almost Died In A Road Rage Incident And How It Relates To The Trade War…

December 12, 2018October 23, 2021

“I have had a few motorcycle accidents”…

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Nomura’s McElligott Weighs In On Geopolitical Headline Overload, Oval Office ‘Gong Shows’ And The X-Asset Outlook

December 12, 2018

The headline hockey has now become a complete and utter farce.

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From Italy To Deutsche Bank, A Hilariously Sarcastic Take On Wednesday’s Top European News

December 12, 2018October 23, 2021

Whatever you call it, don’t call it “clarity”.

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