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CNBC Gives Fed A Mulligan As John Williams Explains What Powell Actually Meant

December 21, 2018December 21, 2018

A little less “plain English” and a little more of this.

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Clock Strikes Midnight On Leveraged Loan Cinderella Story As Outflows Hit New Record

December 21, 2018October 23, 2021

“It’s in the hole!”

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China Tips More Stimulus, But Does Anyone Care?

December 21, 2018

Too little, too late?

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Junk ETFs Stress Tested, Reflation Bled Dry And Other Thoughts As Things Go From Bad To Worse

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

A visual (and narrative) odyssey.

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Jim Mattis Resigns – The Last Adult In The Trump Administration Is Gone

December 20, 2018October 23, 2021

“…you have the right to have a Secretary of Defense whose views are better aligned with yours.”

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‘Suicide From The Ambush’: A Post-Mortem Of Thursday’s Midday Bloodbath On Wall Street

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

“His presidency represents a rebellion of the hysterical person against his symbolic persona.”

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Trump’s ‘Steel Slats’ Crash Market As Brian Kolfage And 77,000 Friends Pledge $5 Million For Wall

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

Somehow, “surreal” just doesn’t feel adequate.

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David Tepper E-Mails Joe Kernen, Says Powell Put ‘Dead’, Cash ‘Good’, People ‘Tight’

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

Wtf.

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Matches, Kindling And Ships In Shallow Seas

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

“A lack of liquidity is akin to a ship trying to navigate seas without much water – accidents are likely in such an environment.”

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Somebody Get Paul Krugman A Laptop: The ‘Sadomonetarists’ Are Making A Comeback In Sweden

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018

Spoiler alert: it was a “dovish” hike.

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Jerome Powell Is The Wilt Chamberlain Of Fed Decision-Day S&P Losses

December 19, 2018

Making history, one meeting at a time.

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‘Plain English’ People, Do You Speak It?!

December 19, 2018October 23, 2021

Pulp Fiction, anyone?

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Fed Hikes, Defying Markets, Trump As Dot Plot Shifts, 2019 Growth Projected Lower

December 19, 2018December 19, 2018

Jerome Powell did not “feel the market.”

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What The U.S. Troop Withdrawal From Syria Really Means

December 19, 2018October 23, 2021

Reading between the lines isn’t difficult here.

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A Quick Take On FedEx And Micron In The Macro Context

December 19, 2018

It’s not great.

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Good News: Brussels Has Decided Not To Sanction The Italians

December 19, 2018December 19, 2018

“Intensive negotiations over the last few weeks have resulted in a solution.”

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Threading The Needle Between A Rock And A Hard Place

December 18, 2018December 19, 2018

Nobody wants to be Jerome Powell right now.

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With Fund Managers Most Bearish On Global Economy Since Lehman – Some Quick Thoughts

December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

None of these observations are exactly Fields Medal-worthy, but…

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Mnuchin Joins Effort To Deflect Blame For Market Selloff – Says HFTs, Volcker, Block Trades Are The Problem

December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

Anything but the trade war and Trump’s generalized insanity.

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Trump Foundation To Dissolve Because It Was An Illegal Fraud (Allegedly)

December 18, 2018October 23, 2021

“I won’t settle this case!”

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Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Explains ‘Why We’re Puking’

December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

“Good luck!”

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FAANG Dethroned As ‘Most Crowded Trade’, While ‘Trade War’ Remains Top Tail Risk: BofAML

December 18, 2018October 23, 2021

What $694 billion in AUM has to say…

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Goldman: Here’s How Falling Liquidity Drives Up Volatility, By The Numbers

December 18, 2018December 18, 2018

“We believe that changing market liquidity has a role in explaining the
dislocation of volatility”…

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Mike Wilson, Chicago Bears ‘Fanatic’, Basks In Glory Of Selloff Call In Highly Amusing New Note

December 17, 2018December 18, 2018

“…and no, our view is not influenced by our Chicago Bears fanaticism.”

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Monday, Bloody Monday.

December 17, 2018October 23, 2021

Thanks Jeff!

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Jeff Gundlach Gets Loose, Tells CNBC We’re In A Bear Market, Says Your SPY Is Crap

December 17, 2018December 17, 2018

“I’m pretty sure this is a bear market.”

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Peter Navarro Showed Up On CNBC Monday And It Was A Disaster

December 17, 2018

Please – for the sake of the children – stop letting Peter on television.

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