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Can America Trust William Barr To Make Sure Mayor McCheese Doesn’t Get Away With Treason? Let’s Ask Him!

January 15, 2019January 16, 2019

Yes. No. It depends.

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‘Bearish Positioning = Rally’: BofAML Fund Manager Survey Shows ‘Macro Crash’, ‘Inflection Point’

January 15, 2019January 15, 2019

And without further ado…

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Sophia Don’t Fail Me Now: One Bank Worries ‘Algo Rally’ Will ‘Run Out Of Steam’

January 15, 2019January 15, 2019

Who knows – maybe ask Sophia.

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JPMorgan Disappoints: FICC Fail Drives First Profit Miss In 15 Quarters

January 15, 2019January 15, 2019

“Challenging market conditions.”

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Surprise: China Tips More Stimulus As Economy Falters

January 15, 2019January 15, 2019

We’ll see what the half-life on this is.

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Need Another Excuse To Short The Dollar? CTAs’ Extrapolated Longs Will Do!

January 14, 2019

Now if only Trump would let the government open…

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Ok, Sure! I’ll Take A Look At That Fed MBS Runoff Vs. S&P Returns Note…

January 14, 2019January 14, 2019

Let’s do some math-ing.

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Local Geriatric Denies He Works For Russia, Will Serve College Kids ‘Burger Kings’ And ‘Some Pizza’

January 14, 2019January 15, 2019

“I never worked for Russia.”

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Nomura’s McElligott Weighs In On China, Stocks And Reflation Skepticism

January 14, 2019

Predictably, markets start the new week torn.

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World Reacts To China’s December Trade Fumble

January 14, 2019January 14, 2019

This will likely get worse before it gets better.

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China’s December Trade Data Is, Well, Not Great…

January 13, 2019January 13, 2019

“Juuust a bit outside.” 

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Politics As Usual: Full Week Ahead Preview

January 13, 2019October 24, 2021

Risk on, but for how long?

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‘Noise’: One Bank’s Take On US Politics In 2019

January 13, 2019January 13, 2019

The political landscape stateside is a bit fraught right now – maybe you noticed.

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Putin, Pirro And Pandemonium: Trump Clings To Power As Treason Talk Gets Louder

January 13, 2019October 26, 2021

“It’s the most insulting thing I’ve ever been asked.”

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Damned If They Do, Damned If They Don’t: Fed May Be Boxed In On Balance Sheet

January 12, 2019October 24, 2021

A lot to ponder.

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No Biggie, But Turns Out F.B.I. Opened A Secret Probe To See If Trump Is A Literal Russian Agent

January 12, 2019October 26, 2021

Do take a moment to appreciate the gravity of this.

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Trump’s Shutdown Is Now Longest In US History – Are We ‘Great Again’ Yet?

January 12, 2019January 18, 2019

Make shutdowns long again.

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Goldman Warns On S&P Earnings Downside From Deteriorating Macro Outlook

January 11, 2019

The coming “litmus test”.

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Increasingly, The Market Believes The ‘State Of Exception’ Has Become Permanent

January 11, 2019

A new status quo.

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Dissecting The ‘Incredible’ Junk Rally And The Case For A 24-Pound Bucket Of Mac-&-Cheese

January 11, 2019

Frantic rallies, tactical bounces and out of stock emergency hedges.

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Shutdown Will Cost US Economy More Than Trump’s Wall Within 2 Weeks

January 11, 2019January 18, 2019

And for what?

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Of Dollars And Yuan.

January 11, 2019January 11, 2019

What kind of dollar weakness are you, anyway?

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Going ‘Ex Liquidity’ And A Macabre Celebration At TINA’s Funeral

January 10, 2019

“…cash ’embarrassed’ so many asset classes in 2018.”

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‘Retail Flush’, Two Ways

January 10, 2019

This is the vaunted “wealth effect” – only in reverse.

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It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Asks About The Balance Sheet

January 10, 2019January 10, 2019

Powell gave the market an inch, and now it wants a mile. 

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Local Septuagenarian Berates ‘Crazy Young People’ On Lawn, Promises To Build 2,000-Mile-Long Invisible Steel Wall To Prevent Gang Invasion

January 10, 2019January 11, 2019

“… they don’t give a damn about gang members stabbing people and cutting people up.” 

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Shiny Doorstops Great Again! Goldman Lifts Gold Price Target

January 10, 2019January 10, 2019

“Worth its weight in”…

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