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Prince Turki al-Faisal Says Iraq WMD Debacle Proves Bin Salman Didn’t Have Jamal Khashoggi Murdered

November 24, 2018November 25, 2018

“I don’t see why the CIA is not on trial in the United States.”

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Goldman: ‘The Tide Has Shifted’ In Credit Markets And Here’s Why…

November 24, 2018

“Three factors have driven this shift.”

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‘Phony Sources And Jealous People’ Say Donald Trump Is Furious With Steve Mnuchin

November 23, 2018November 24, 2018

“I am extremely happy and proud of the job being done by @USTreasury Secretary”…

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OPEC Will Now Try To Trick Market, Trump With Absurd Ruse: Report

November 23, 2018November 23, 2018

Suffice to say it’s not clear this will work.

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A Junk Odyssey.

November 23, 2018November 23, 2018

Looking across the high yield market amid the post-holiday malaise.

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Presenting: Oil’s Astonishing Collapse In All Its Visual Glory

November 23, 2018November 23, 2018

“You say you’re a huge fan of Negative Gamma but can you even name two of their albums?”

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Chinese Stocks Not Amused With Ill-Timed Huawei Tech Bombshell

November 23, 2018October 20, 2021

Who’s excited for the G20?

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‘Hostages To Their Own Policies’: The Fight To Stave Off The Biggest Tail Risk Of Them All

November 22, 2018November 22, 2018

One false move…

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Fist Fights In Tijuana, Border ‘Bedlam’ And Other Highlights From Trump’s Thanksgiving

November 22, 2018November 23, 2018

“…there will be only bedlam, chaos, injury and death.”

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Exodus: Retail Investors Run Screaming To Cash As Hedge Fund Exposure Plunges To 2017 Lows

November 22, 2018October 20, 2021

On the bright side, at least “cash” actually yields something these days. 

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Remember The Dollar Funding Squeeze? It’s About To Get Worse…

November 22, 2018October 20, 2021

Something to ponder.

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DoJ Considering Anti-OPEC Legislation, Opening Door To (I Guess) Matt Whitaker Suing Saudi Arabia

November 21, 2018November 22, 2018

“…but let’s go lower!”

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When They Go High, SocGen Goes Low: Why One Bank Sees The S&P Falling To 2,400

November 21, 2018

The question is whether SocGen will be forced to revise up their target or whether the rest of the Street will end up catching down to the bank’s reality.

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Jeff Gundlach Is ‘Amazed’ At How ‘Copacetic’ Markets Are About Coming Credit Apocalypse

November 21, 2018

“Stay out of investment grade bonds.”

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Now We Know The Real Reason Behind Tuesday’s Oil Collapse Redux

November 21, 2018

It’s the gamma – again.

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Trump, Who Has ‘No Business In Saudi Arabia’, Thanks Kingdom For Oil Price Plunge A Day After Khashoggi Statement

November 21, 2018November 21, 2018

“Just so you know, I have no business in Saudi Arabia – couldn’t care less”.

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Deere Warns Of Dreaded ‘Raw Materials Cost Pressures’ In Uninspiring Report

November 21, 2018November 21, 2018

In other words, this looks like it checks all the boxes when it comes to what everybody is looking for in terms of warnings. 

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Heresy! For The First Time In 16 Years, Buy-The-Dip Has Failed

November 20, 2018November 19, 2020

Way back in April, two months after investors too young to remember a time when

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So, Trump Tried To Order The Justice Department To Prosecute Clinton And Comey, Which Is Totally Normal

November 20, 2018November 21, 2018

“McGahn rebuffed the president, saying that he had no authority to order a prosecution”…

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Oil Celebrates One-Week Anniversary Of Worst Plunge In 3 Years By Plunging Second-Most In 3 Years

November 20, 2018November 20, 2018

This is truly remarkable.

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‘Maybe He Did, Maybe He Didn’t!’ Trump Releases Astonishing Statement On Murder Of Jamal Khashoggi

November 20, 2018November 20, 2018

“The world is a very dangerous place!”

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‘VaR-Down’, ‘Impossible’ Moves And Systematic Deleveraging: Nomura’s McElligott Documents Manic Market Mayhem

November 20, 2018

Welcome to modern markets.

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Goldman On 2019: Risk Has Returned, Raise Your Cash Allocation

November 20, 2018October 22, 2021

Occam’s razor. “TINA” is dead. And all that.

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Apple Under Pressure Again As Goldman Says Pricing Power Is Lost, While Target, Boeing Get Smoked

November 20, 2018November 20, 2018

“The laboratory of the market now points to Apple being at the limit of their price premium for the iPhone.”

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Hell In Hong Kong And A Mainland Maiming

November 20, 2018November 20, 2018

It was a tough Tuesday for Chinese shares.

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On The Nasdaq: A New Nightmare

November 19, 2018October 20, 2021

Quick! Somebody buy some iPhones! 

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Ray Dalio Tells Barry Ritholtz How Badly Assets Will Perform, Also Says He Invented Chicken Nuggets

November 19, 2018November 20, 2018

“We will have low returns going forward for a long time.”

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