Oh well, at least space is safe.Â
Author: therealheisenberg
Trump: We’re Going To Mars Soon, ‘Maybe Need Space Force’
TRUMP SAYS SOON WILL BE GOING TO MARS, MAYBE NEED SPACE FORCE
Hard Rexit.
Let’s see, where do we start with the crazy?
BIS: Passive Bond Funds May Pose Threat To Financial Stability
“Unlike active investors, they cannot express their disagreement with the decisions of individual issuers by selling their holdings.”
‘Don’t @ Me Rex’: Tillerson Learned He Was Fired When He Checked Trump’s Twitter
TILLERSON HAD `NO IDEA THAT THIS WAS OCCURING’: STATE OFFICIAL
Rex Tillerson Out As Secretary Of State
It was just a matter of time, but now it’s official.Â
Hit Me With Some More Goldilocks My Dude: Stocks Rise, Dollar Falls After CPI
Looks like people are going to go ahead and read the CPI print as further evidence that “Goldilocks” is alive and well.
CPI Matches Estimates – Kanye Shrug?
U.S. FEB. CONSUMER PRICES RISE 0.2%; CORE INDEX UP 0.2%
Here Are The ‘Cascading Effects’ Of The Global Trade War Larry Kudlow Is Going To Save Us From
It looks like our best and last hope is Larry Kudlow – I bet you never thought you’d have to say that.
Traders Are ‘Jumping At Shadows’ Ahead Of Key Data In The U.S.
Don’t worry, it should be fine.
Surprise! Devin Nunes, House Republicans Think Trump Is Right About Trump Not Colluding With Russians
Surprise! Republicans on the House Intelligence Committee have decided that the intelligence community (and no, there are no typos in there) has this Russia thing all wrong.
There’s Nowhere To Hide.
Good luck.
And Now, We Wait.
It says a lot about how uninspiring a given day truly was when the biggest news involves Larry Kudlow.
What If China Rolls Over? Lessons From Japan
“I would have never guessed that Japan’s commodity usage held up so strongly following the bursting of their financial bubble.”
Michael Cohen’s Mad Lawyerin’ Skillz Still Not Sufficient To Shut Porn Star Up
“Cooley Law School in the hizzouse!”
Goldman Puts Area DJ David Solomon In Line To Be Next CEO
Ok, well that didn’t take long.Â
Where The Risks Are: A Spider Web Of Financial Excess
“Mostly reassuring.”
Mueller Possibly Close On Obstruction Charges, Deliberately Slow Playing Trump: Reports
We’ll leave it to you to decide which of those two things is more likely here.
Look, Abe And Aso Are Real Sorry For Doctoring Those Goddamn School Papers, Now Can We All Just Get Back To Buying Some Stocks Please?!
Don’t worry, he’s got it under control.
A Lonely Landmine: Full Week Ahead Preview
Trade banter and CPI. That is all. Or at least all we know.
Trump Shatters Own Record For Sheer Amount Of Batshit In One 24 Hour Period
A Dennison special, to be sure.
Goldilocks Goes To War
After all, she’s got a habit of hanging out with and implicitly taunting bears…
How Trump’s Tariffs Are ‘Perversely’ Consistent With China’s Medium-Term Goals
So that’s amusing and I’m not entirely sure that’s what Trump had in mind. Or who knows, maybe a “very stable genius” has thought all of this through and talked about it with his best friend Xi who “some people call the king of China.”
Marko Kolanovic: ‘Imminent Concerns Are Overblown’, Stay Overweight Stocks
“Narrative of recent selloff: imminent concerns about inflation, rates, trade wars, and a growth downshift are overblown, in our view.”
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