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‘Previously Unlikely Options’ Are Now On The Table: Reassessing The Odds Of China Going ‘Nuclear’

May 24, 2019May 24, 2019

We may be moving closer to a situation where Beijing feels like it has no choice.

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Did The Trump Administration Just Announce A Major Currency Escalation?

May 23, 2019May 23, 2019

“This change puts foreign exporters on notice”.

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Make Farmers Bailed Out Again.

May 23, 2019May 24, 2019

I’m out of farmer jokes. 

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This Bond Love Affair Is ‘Combustible’ And It ‘Could Get Weird’, Nomura’s McElligott Warns

May 23, 2019

It’s the damndest thing. 

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The Dollar Shortage Thesis Lingered, Like Stale Cigarette Smoke.

May 23, 2019May 23, 2019

“Global trade is clearly now being dragged into the mud by a ‘vicious spiral’.”

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Misery.

May 23, 2019November 6, 2021

The only question now…

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The Fog Of (Cold) War

May 23, 2019May 23, 2019

These are the bad times. 

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‘Two In One Week’: Trump’s Bid To Block Deutsche Bank From Handing Over Records Crashes And Burns

May 22, 2019November 6, 2021

“Mazars Monday, Deutsche Bank today.”

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Erdogan Meets The Bear

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

And capital control whispers are getting louder.

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Fed Minutes Underscore ‘Transitory’ Narrative, ‘Patient’ Approach

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

“…even if global economic and financial conditions continued to improve.”

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The ‘I’ Word Presser

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

Affixed to the front of Trump’s lectern was a piece of poster board.

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Steve Mnuchin To Congress: Crimes Are Legal Now

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

Rashida Tlaib’s advice: “Get a lawyer”.

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Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Explains Why Stocks Can’t Seem To ‘Really Sell Off’

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

Obviously, the macro narrative is a train wreck, but…

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‘Take Out Their Surveillance’: Hikvision, Dahua And Trump’s Widening Dragnet

May 22, 2019May 22, 2019

Tightening the noose.

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Trump May Blacklist Chinese Video Surveillance Colossus, Because ‘Human Rights’ Or Whatever…

May 21, 2019May 22, 2019

A decision is expected within “weeks”.

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Mueller ‘Balks’ At Public Testimony, Raising Familiar Questions About Trump’s Straitjacket Strategy

May 21, 2019May 21, 2019

The orange Rubik’s Cube.

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Make ‘Miscalculation’ Great Again

May 21, 2019May 21, 2019

The word became so ubiquitous in trade war commentary that it ceased to have any meaning.

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I’ll Die Unhedged, Thank You.

May 21, 2019May 21, 2019

They say you can’t hedge a portfolio for the end of the world.

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Don’t Fight The Rate-Setters? Or Are Stocks ‘The Real Aberration’?

May 21, 2019May 21, 2019

“The reality is”…

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China To Trump: ‘We’ve Been Around For 5,000 Years’, You’ll ‘Finally Come To No Good’

May 21, 2019May 21, 2019

Peak propaganda.

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In The Future, US Presidents Are Only Safe Because Don McGahn Defied A Congressional Subpoena On May 21, 2019

May 20, 2019May 21, 2019

“It’s not for me”.

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Trump: It’s ‘Crazy’ That My Accounting Firm Was Ordered To Turn Over Documents To Congress Today

May 20, 2019May 20, 2019

“It is simply not fathomable”…

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We’re Devolving. And The Cobblers Are Restless.

May 20, 2019May 20, 2019

“It is time to bring this trade war to an end”.

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When The Chips Are Down

May 20, 2019May 20, 2019

Semis are now synonymous with the overarching macro narrative.

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Trump-O-Nomics, Italian Style

May 20, 2019May 20, 2019

“What I care about is a Trump-like revolution.”

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Semi Rout At Risk Of Morphing Into Bloodbath As Huawei Reality Sets In

May 20, 2019May 20, 2019

As usual, the market will be forced to deliver the bad news.

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An Awkward Combination.

May 20, 2019

To the extent there are any good vibes, they aren’t likely to last.

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