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The Acquittal Of Fear: How The Financial Crisis Changed Our Perception Of Reality

April 27, 2019October 18, 2021

“Fear has been elevated to a new heuristic.”

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It’s (Still) About The Buybacks

April 27, 2019April 27, 2019

“Plunge protection” – no conspiracy theories needed.

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China May Have Saved Itself, But What About The Rest Of Us?

April 27, 2019April 27, 2019

…you’re left to question both the will and the ability of Beijing to prolong the global cycle.

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Here’s Why It’s Important To Call Out Larry Kudlow For The Thousandth Time

April 26, 2019April 27, 2019

Not because it’s funny – rather, because it’s not funny.

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Crude Plunges As Trump Says He Called OPEC, CTAs Partially Delever Max Long

April 26, 2019November 1, 2021

“You gotta bring em’ down.”

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Skin-Deep GDP Beat Suggests Things Might Not Be So Great (Again)

April 26, 2019April 26, 2019

A quick look under the hood is all you need.

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Chinese Stocks Wrap Abysmal Week As Equity Wipeout Overshadows Trade Deal, Xi White House Chatter

April 26, 2019

There was no reprieve.

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The ‘Dollar Liquidity Shortage’ Story Is Back

April 25, 2019April 26, 2019

Buckle up?

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‘This Is Much Worse Than Expected’: Analysts (Still) Struggling To Come To Terms With The Reality Of Erdogan

April 25, 2019

“Policy has gone off the rails.”

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Albert Edwards For Bank Of England Governor (And Some ‘High Caliber’ Market Melt-Up Commentary)

April 25, 2019

“Well darn it!”

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Nomura’s McElligott On Epic Underexposure, ‘Violent’ CTA Re-Leveraging And ‘Why We Melted Up’

April 25, 2019April 25, 2019

“All of this does this”…

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We’re All Japan Now: Riksbank Edition

April 25, 2019

“…our interest rate path, policy rate path speaks its own language.”

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China’s World-Beating Stock Rally Slams Into Reverse In Worst Week Of 2019

April 25, 2019

Bubble control.

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Trump Tells Khalifa Haftar He Can Be King Of Libya, Or Whatever…

April 24, 2019November 1, 2021

“What would be a big mistake”…

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Long Live The ‘King’? Defiant Dollar Bedevils Doubters

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

Hindsight is 20/20.

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Add Bank Of Canada To The List…

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

“Pivots” and “relents” everywhere…

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‘The Coyotes Have Weapons!’ Trump Hints At Gunfight With Mexican Army, Says He’ll Take Impeachment Fight To SCOTUS

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

A smorgasbord of fire and brimstone.

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Meanwhile, Down Under…

April 24, 2019April 24, 2019

If the die wasn’t already cast, it is now.

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Meanwhile, Trump Lectures Jack Dorsey, White House Preps McGahn Subpoena Fight, Carl Kline Chances Contempt Of Congress

April 23, 2019April 24, 2019

If this all sounds overtly insane to you, that’s because it is.

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Beating Dead Horses And Weaning Buybacks Off ‘Steroids’

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019

Penning breathless missives about the impact of buybacks on equities long ago lost its novelty.

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Death By A Thousand Tweets

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019

Twitter is a soul-sucking, hellscape that’s immeasurably inimical to public discourse.

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‘The Timing Is Much More Sudden Than We Assumed’: World Reacts To Trump’s Latest Iran Escalation

April 23, 2019

A bit of incredulity, but this is Trump we’re talking about, after all.

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China To ‘Pause’ RRR Cuts In Possible Blow To World-Beating Stock Rally

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019

“In the short term, it’s not necessary.”

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Don McGahn Is ‘Hereby Commanded’ To Appear Before Congress On May 21

April 22, 2019April 23, 2019

“Watch out for people that take so-called ‘notes'”…

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‘My Friend Herman Cain’, WSJ ‘Scoops’ And Some Unnecessarily Biting Fed Satire

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

The fast track to farce…

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Trump V. Cummings: Naturally, US President Sues Black Man For Asking About His Finances

April 22, 2019November 1, 2021

Because this is what one does, when one has nothing to hide.

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‘Full Stop’: Trump Squeezes Iran, Risking Oil Spike

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

“Strategery”.

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