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‘A Rising Dollar Is The Canary’

May 14, 2019May 14, 2019

“Investors should keep a close eye on this.”

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Trump, Stephen Miller Hatched Secret Plan To Arrest Parents And Children In Migrant ‘Blitz Operation’

May 14, 2019May 15, 2019

Miller was “especially supportive of the plan”.

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Matteo Salvini Will ‘Spend Everything He Should’ And If You Don’t Like It, ‘That’s Not His Concern’

May 14, 2019

“Shouting our mouths off.”

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‘Game Over, We Win!’ No Pressure Or Anything, But Trump Wouldn’t Mind If Fed Did A Little Competitive Easing

May 14, 2019May 14, 2019

“If the Federal Reserve ever did a ‘match'”.

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Why Nomura’s McElligott Sees Scope For An ‘Optical’ Market Bounce

May 14, 2019May 14, 2019

“This is where I expect [the] next wave of monetization in hedges”…

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Trump’s Endless Trade War Draws Ire Of Chinese Propaganda Machine, US Farmers Alike

May 14, 2019May 14, 2019

“We can make a deal with China tomorrow. No way!”

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Trade, Fed Policy And Recession: It’s Complicated

May 13, 2019May 13, 2019

“We’ll let you know in about three or four weeks”.

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‘Live Asses’ And ‘False Beards’: Trump’s Trade War Turns Surreal Amid Horrendous Stock Slide

May 13, 2019

When Trump says “all-in”, he means “all-in.”

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A Match Made In Authoritarian Hell: Trump Showers Viktor Orban With Praise At White House

May 13, 2019October 21, 2019

“He’s respected all over Europe.”

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After Last Week, Goldman Asks: ‘What Would VIX Do On A Larger Downturn?’

May 13, 2019May 13, 2019

The discussion always comes back to liquidity…

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Lira, Turkish Stocks Crash (Again)

May 13, 2019

Erdogan will now loot “legal reserves” to plug budget holes.

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Shots Fired: China Ignores Trump Threat, Retaliates, Teases Treasury Nuke

May 13, 2019May 13, 2019

And now, things get interesting.

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Oh Well, There’s Always Crypto…

May 13, 2019

“…at least optically.”

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Only The Dead Have Seen The End Of (Trade) War

May 13, 2019May 13, 2019

“…will only get worse.”

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Markets Warily Weigh Aggressive Trade Banter As New Week Dawns

May 12, 2019November 6, 2021

“We are right where we want to be.”

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‘Big League’ Drama: Full Week Ahead Preview

May 12, 2019May 13, 2019

Barring something (else) out of left field, the week ahead will be dominated by trade jitters.

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‘This Trade War Has Been Personalized’: One Bank Frets Over ‘Totally Unexpected’ Escalations

May 12, 2019

“We must approach our analysis with humility”.

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Here Are The Macro And Market Implications Of Three Main Trade War Scenarios

May 12, 2019May 12, 2019

“Risk of global recession”.

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As Trump Threatens China Again, Here’s What Happens To Inflation In A Worst-Case Tariff Scenario

May 11, 2019May 12, 2019

“…the deal will become far worse for them.”

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What’s Next In The US-China Trade Standoff?

May 11, 2019May 11, 2019

“It’s very simple!”

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Goldman: ‘There Is Limited Combined Firepower To Buy Stocks’

May 11, 2019

On the bright side, there’s always buybacks.

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Week Of Warring Ends With Drawing Of Battle Lines For Trump Tax Returns Fight

May 10, 2019November 6, 2021

“Therefore, please see the enclosed subpoena.” 

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Nomura’s Charlie McElligott Recaps Critical Market Dynamics, Macro Themes In Sweeping New Interview

May 10, 2019May 10, 2019

Around the world and back again.

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Here Are The 4 Drivers Of The ‘Local Vol. Ceiling’

May 10, 2019

Fleeting stabilization?

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Crazy Like A Fox?

May 10, 2019May 10, 2019

A fine line…

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‘Tariff Man’ Unleashes Wild China Tweetstorm, Deletes It All, Tweets It Again

May 10, 2019May 10, 2019

“Just sit back and watch!”

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Desperate Times…

May 10, 2019May 10, 2019

… call for desperate measures.

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