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China Taps Brakes On Insane 2019 Stock Surge

April 22, 2019April 22, 2019

Herding cats, and such.

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Uncomfortably Calm: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 21, 2019April 21, 2019

By now, you know the narrative – or at least you should.

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Rudy Giuliani: ‘There’s Nothing Wrong With Taking Information From Russians’, Mitt Romney Doesn’t Do It All The Time!

April 21, 2019April 21, 2019

“No! No!”

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Is The Fed Smarter Than ‘The Wisdom Of Crowds’? Goldman Answers

April 21, 2019April 21, 2019

How many M&Ms are in this jar?

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The Only Thing To Fear Is (Tariff) Fear Itself

April 20, 2019April 20, 2019

“This was a momentum shock, not a structural slowdown.”

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BofA: ‘Yield-Curve Inversion Is No Longer A Reliable Signal For Recession’

April 20, 2019April 20, 2019

This time really is different, apparently.

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‘It’s Akin To The Exit Door Getting Smaller As More People Try To Run Out’: A Simple Explainer On Volatility-Liquidity Reflexivity

April 20, 2019April 21, 2019

“…if this is indeed the case, the reflexivity in markets ratchets up by multiple orders.”

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As Warren Calls For Impeachment Proceedings, Trump Cries ‘Treason’, Romney Wants To Vomit

April 19, 2019April 20, 2019

“The correct process for exercising that authority is impeachment”.

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Trump Calls Mueller Report ‘Crazy’, Decries Spreading Of ‘Bullsh*t’

April 19, 2019April 19, 2019

“Notes”.

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‘We’re All Sick And Tired’ Of The Coalition: Italy’s Date With Strongman Rule Draws Closer

April 19, 2019November 1, 2021

“Today as well the League threatens to make the government fall”.

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‘Impeachment Is One Possibility’: Jerry Nadler Goes On Offense

April 18, 2019April 19, 2019

A “road map”.

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‘Trump Acts Capable Of Undue Influence Over Probe’: Mueller Report Highlights

April 18, 2019April 20, 2019

Mueller concluded Congress can determine whether obstruction took place.

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If You’re ‘Having A Good Day’, Donald Trump Needs You To Know His Is Better

April 18, 2019

And now begins the fallout. 

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William Barr Parrots ‘No Collusion’ Catchphrase In Mueller Report Press Conference

April 18, 2019April 18, 2019

There were disagreements with Mueller on “legal theories”.

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‘Oh Financial Times! What Do You Know’: Erdogan Furious As World Discovers Central Bank Lying About Reserves

April 18, 2019

“[We are] under attack by Western media outlets”.

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One Day, Things Will Turn Around For Germany – That Day Isn’t Today

April 18, 2019

There may be a light at the end of this tunnel, but it’s still a long way off.

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‘Here’s A Thought, Keep Your Mouth Shut’: Barr Takes Heat For ‘Dog And Pony Show’ Mueller Presser, White House Briefings

April 17, 2019November 1, 2021

Meanwhile, from the “news that will surprise exactly nobody” files…

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Nobody Cares About Trump’s Trade Deal Anymore

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Sell the news, baby. Sell the news.

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‘Global Recession’ Now Highest Conviction Worry Since ‘Populism’ Ca. 2017

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

…among European credit investors, that is.

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‘The Worst Is Over’: What Wall Street Thinks Of China’s Key Data Deluge

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Turning a corner?

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Horrible Slump In European Auto Market And Grievous Cut To German Growth Outlook Are Things That Don’t Matter, Yes?

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

“Hope springs eternal.”

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Stimulate Me! China Ain’t Done Yet

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Xi has your back, or so it seems.

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Morgan Stanley Delivers Solid Quarter Amid Otherwise Mixed Bank Earnings

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019

Gorman delivers top and bottom line beats after lackluster Q4.

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China Hits Home Run With Hotly-Anticipated Data Deluge

April 16, 2019

This will certainly come as a relief.

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Trump Issues Second Veto Because Obviously, Helping The Saudis Perpetuate Yemen Crisis Is Crucial To National Security

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

“This resolution is unnecessary.”

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A New ‘Problem’ Emerges In US-China Trade Talks

April 16, 2019April 16, 2019

And now, more absurdity.

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Trump’s War On Ilhan Omar Is Highly Disconcerting

April 16, 2019April 17, 2019

A perilous, perilous path.

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