‘Don’t @ Me Rex’: Tillerson Learned He Was Fired When He Checked Trump’s Twitter

Now look, on one hand, Rex Tillerson undoubtedly knew his days in the Trump administration were numbered. I mean, the “fucking moron” story pretty much sealed the deal on that last year.

Additionally, he’s dead weight – and not in that Wilbur Ross kind of way where he might actually be dead. But rather in that way where Rex didn’t really have a job in the first place. He just kind of showed up at random places around the world and mumbled some shit, reflecting the fact that he had absolutely no idea what he was “supposed” to say.

And let’s not forget this infamous video:

 

Right. But when “rumors” that Trump was thinking about replacing Rex with Pompeo proved to be premature late in November, it looked like maybe Tillerson might get to stay on – if for no other reason than Trump forgot he existed what with all the more “pressing” staff matters at hand.

Alas, it was not to be. The New York Timesinitial reporting was eventually borne out, and just in time for the North Korea meeting.

Well according to the State Department – who you’d think would know – Tillerson had no idea this was coming on Monday.

In fact, according to CBS, he learned about it the same way we all learn what’s going on underneath that rusty Brillo Pad the President wears on top of his head: via Twitter.

  • TILLERSON IS SAID TO HAVE LEARNED OF MOVE VIA TWITTER: CBS

Other fun headlines from State include the following:

  • TILLERSON PLANNED TO STAY DUE TO NAT SEC PROGRESS: STATE
  • AIDE SAID TO SAY TILLERSON WANTED TO STAY IN JOB, AP REPORTS
  • TILLERSON HAD `NO IDEA THAT THIS WAS OCCURING’: STATE OFFICIAL

Folks, you can just give up on this administration if you haven’t already. This is a complete shitshow.

Only not according to Trump, who swears he’s thiiiiis close to having the cabinet he wants…

 

 

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5 thoughts on “‘Don’t @ Me Rex’: Tillerson Learned He Was Fired When He Checked Trump’s Twitter

  1. The Jewish fascist (I know, hard to imagine.) Miller is still there and my guess is his old boss, Sessions, is next. Still think Drumpf will move on Mueller and the GOP will sit on their thumbs. I have absolutely zero respect for these hypocritical patriots but hey, they wear flag pins and get misty eyed during the anthem

    • McMaster is next. Probably to be replaced by Bolton. Trump likes his arrogant and abusive style… as long as he knows who’s the master.

  2. Fascism is on the move all around us and all over the world. It is the rise of the “uber-elite”and history is not on our side. Who writes our laws, who writes our speeches, who writes our religious sermons, who writes our news??????

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