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A ‘Very, Very Substantial’ Press Conference.

June 4, 2019June 4, 2019

“A liberation like few people have seen before.” And other lowlights.

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Rate Cut Mania Leaves Central Banks Struggling To ‘Out-Dove’ Market Demands

June 4, 2019

Jerome Powell isn’t the only central banker who’s under pressure to “out-dove” a “doved-up” market. 

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China Says Citizens Who Don’t Want To Be Shot And Robbed Should Avoid Traveling To America

June 4, 2019June 4, 2019

“In case of emergency”.

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(Anti)Trust Me.

June 3, 2019June 3, 2019

Bad timing.

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As Bullard Tips Rate Cut, Here Are A Couple Of Simple ‘Catch Down’ Charts

June 3, 2019

We’re now witnessing a veritable mania in Fed cut speculation.

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‘The Main Story Here’

June 3, 2019

“On Friday, I was convinced that we were all going to be trading MXN vol for some time. Wrong.”

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Nomura’s McElligott Warns On Stagflation, Says Fed May Stumble Into ‘De Facto Hike’

June 3, 2019

“The risk is that this inability for the Fed to keep pace with market pricing could create a de facto ‘hike’.”

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FedEx Nailed By UBS Price Target Cut Following China Probe

June 3, 2019

This just “adds to the current backdrop of weak international airfreight activity.”

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Students, Researchers Are Latest Victim Of Trade War As China Warns Against US Crackdown

June 3, 2019June 3, 2019

“Strengthen your risk assessment.”

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Trump Was Thiiiis Close To Slapping Tariffs On Australia Last Week, Had To Be Restrained By Pentagon

June 2, 2019June 2, 2019

“The Australian situation.”

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You Could Scarcely Conjure A More Dramatic Setup: Full Week Ahead Preview

June 2, 2019November 9, 2021

If you’re not excited, well, get excited.

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Morgan Stanley Warns Of Imminent Recession From Trade War, While Credit Suisse Sees Fed Cut Next Month

June 2, 2019

“Act accordingly”.

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China Appeals To US Voters In White Paper: “Trump’s Trade War Has Not ‘Made America Great Again'”

June 2, 2019June 4, 2019

“China will act rationally in the interests of the Chinese people, the American people, and all other peoples around the world.”

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‘I Want To Do This’: How Kushner And Lighthizer Failed To Stop Trump’s ‘Beautiful’ Mexico Tariffs

June 1, 2019November 9, 2021

“The word TARIFF is a beautiful word indeed!”

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While You Were Distracted With Mexico And China, Trump Started Another Trade War On Friday

June 1, 2019

“I have determined that India has not assured the US that it will provide reasonable access to its markets.”

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‘Clearly, Trump’s Stock Market Pain Threshold Has Yet To Be Reached’

June 1, 2019June 1, 2019

“Figuring out his pain threshold is a challenge.”

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Congratulations FedEx! You Will Now Join ‘Great Patriot Farmers’ On The Frontlines Of The Trade War

June 1, 2019June 1, 2019

“The investigation into FedEx will be a warning to other foreign companies.”

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‘The Last Thing We Need’

May 31, 2019June 1, 2019

All in all, it was a fittingly sour end to the second-worst May for US equities since the 1960s.

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Two Major Banks See Fed Rate Cuts By September – If Not Sooner

May 31, 2019May 31, 2019

It’s getting serious now.

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Out Of The Way Bob Lighthizer, Stephen Miller Will Take It From Here

May 31, 2019May 31, 2019

It’s not clear what’s more disconcerting in this scenario.

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Here’s How Much More Cars Will Cost If Trump’s Mexico Tariffs Are Fully Implemented

May 31, 2019

“Major uncertainty”.

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Mexican Standoff.

May 31, 2019November 6, 2021

It would be supremely ironic is “Tariff Man”‘s Waterloo turns out to be duties related to illegal immigration.

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‘Marking To Misery’ Bond Rally Goes Mental, As Bund Yields Touch Record Low

May 31, 2019

Where’s the bottom for yields?

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America The ‘Unreliable Entity’ Prompts China To Establish Corporate Blacklist, Rare Earths Plan Said Ready

May 31, 2019May 31, 2019

Witness the spiraling nature of conflict.

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‘Tariff Man’ Announces Duties On All Goods From Mexico Starting June 10th

May 30, 2019May 31, 2019

“On June 10th, the United States will impose a 5% Tariff on all goods coming into our Country from Mexico.”

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Trump Rattles Markets Anew As Details Of Mexico Tariffs Show Rate Rising To 25% Within Months

May 30, 2019

Eventually, everyone will get tired of this charade

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Mike Pence Can ‘More Than Double’ Tariffs On China, But Right Now He’s More Concerned About Kawhi Leonard

May 30, 2019May 30, 2019

Mike Pence isn’t good for much, but you can count on him for three things…

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