Midnight Trump Is Worried That An Illegally Established ‘Special Council’ Is Out To Get Him
“Really, does everyone know what this means?”
No.
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Rudy Giuliani And Trump: Let’s Explore!
“Mueller is currently grinding the heel of his wingtip into Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen’s balls, not because he’s trying to flip them, but because he’s just a couple of weeks away from wrapping this whole thing up. Sounds legit!”
Rosenstein To Trump: You’re Not A Target Of Any Part Of Mueller Investigation
So, as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens.”
Breaking The Bank.
Beleaguered banks, commodities on the come up, golf, the usual…
Trump Wakes Up, Says Porn Stars Are Making Up Tom Bradys, Says He’s Excited To Meet Kim Jong-Un
The President wishes you a happy Wednesday.
Truly Fine Gentlemen.
In good hands.
Go Long.
And it’s only Monday.
‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview
Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).
‘Slippery James’ And ‘Wild Bill’: How Insane Was Trump’s Sunday Twitter Rant?
What would this sound like if we quoted him like a normal person? I don’t know, let’s try it!
Pick A Fire, Any Fire!
“Annette, Annette”…
Slime Balls, Animals And Lawyers, Oh My!
All you can do is laugh.
A Fired Up Trump Tells Russia To ‘Get Ready’ For ‘Nice, New’ Missiles Aimed At ‘Gas Killing Animal’ Assad
Boy, someone has had their covfefe this morning.
Trump Considering Firing Rosenstein, Sessions; Tried To Fire Mueller Again In December
“Mr. Trump’s quick conclusion that the erroneous news reports warranted firing Mr. Mueller is also an insight Mr. Trump’s state of mind about the special counsel.”
Red Rally.
All hail the “king”.
‘The Passion Of The Donald’: Trump’s FBI Conspiracy Theory In His Own Words
“Don’t be surprised if Trump decides to vent some of his anger by choosing the most destructive option against Syria. And possibly a cruise missile strike on the Special Counsel’s office.”
In Bombshell Report, Fox’s Tucker Carlson ‘Exposes’ Pandas As ‘Sex-Crazed’ Murderous Perverts
“You know the official story about pandas — they’re cute, they’re adorably helpless, which is why they’re almost extinct. But like a lot of what we hear, that’s a lie.”
Bad Moon Rising.
Can you feel the tension?
Just One Question: Do You Have ‘A Coherent Explanation For Precisely What Is Going On’?
If not, maybe just sit this one out.
John Dowd Resigns Because Trump Refuses To Listen To Him On Mueller Probe
“It is not clear who will take over the legal team.”
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Not Your Go-To Gal For Porn Star Payoff Coverups
“To be fair, the case is confusing. Here’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders right after she admitted that her boss was party to a contract that involved a payment of $130,000 to keep a pornstar quiet.”
If You’re Calling North Korea’s Nuclear Olive Branch A Victory For Trump, You’re Probably A Trump Whore
So in other words, Kim will tell you he’s destroyed his nukes (just like Bashar al-Assad will swear he has no chemical weapons) if everyone acquiesces to letting a repressive regime that starves its own people and murders dissenters remain in power.Â
Epsilon Theory’s Latest: Wall Street’s Merry Pranks
“But for a universe of individual investors (and rather distressingly, probably some institutional investors, too), the message of empowerment is anything but. It’s a nudge into terrible portfolios, terrible costs and terrible outcomes. But hey, at least they got religion and implemented those terrible, far-too-actively-traded portfolios with ETFs!”
Scarborough: If Someone Surprises Trump With A Wire, ‘The Ratings Will Be Yuge’
“Will the next big reveal in this reality show spectacle come when one of his closest confidants surprises him in the final episode, not with a rose, but with a wire?”
Former FBI Agent: ‘I Worked Under Mueller’ And We’re Going To Need More Than Mueller
“After all, these same committee members also have to attend to pressing issues like health care, and preventing nuclear war — there are only so many hours in the day. “ Â
So When Will Trump And The Right-Wing Media Apologize To Susan Rice?
“So much for this faux scandal. There is, of course, no chance that Nunes,Trump, the right-wing media or anyone else will apologize to Rice for impugning her integrity. “
‘Our Boy Can Become President’: NY Times, WaPo Drop 2 More Trump-Russia Bombshells
“I will get all of Putins team to buy in on this, I will manage this process.”
Guest Post: There’s Something Wrong With The Future (Who Can Kill Whom?)
“Of all the issues that have emerged in the last years, murder has been the most divisive. From police brutality, to vigilante killings, mass murders, shooting of cops and terror attacks. All these cases were really about who has the right to kill whom, and at what price.”
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