“As a result of the Trump Organization’s unfounded refusal to meet its obligations, Mr. Cohen has incurred millions of dollars in unreimbursed attorneys’ fees…”
Giuliani “left open the possibility.”
Don’t say you weren’t warned.
And other highlights from Wednesday’s testimony.
“Cohen also will make public some of Trump’s private financial statements”…
Well, America won’t hear from Michael Cohen early next month.
“Yeah. Probably up to, could be up to as far as October, November.”
“I told Trump that the rally looked vanilla on television.”
There is no “witch hunt” here America.
Just a little tax fraud. And bank fraud. And campaign finance violations.
Michael Cohen is in some hot water. Which means Donald Trump is in some hot water too.
“I have never even been to Trump Tower.”
If true, this means Don Jr. lied to the Senate Judiciary Committee.
“He’s going to flip. There’s no question.”
But don’t worry, Rudy Giuliani says this is actually good news.
Now, everyone listed in that document is scrambling around to try and explain exactly why they wired a shit load of money to a shell company that, among other things, was used to payoff a goddamn porn star who (allegedly) spanked the President of the United States with a magazine, before fucking him while watching Shark Week.
“The wires were tapped!”
Yeah, I mean what do you expect, right?Â
“I don’t see Michael doing that”.
“I have found my true soulmate. And even though Esmerelda is a goat, I know we’ll be very happy together.”
“There are 1.3 million lawyers in America, but Michael Cohen may be the stupidest one of all.”
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