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Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
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    November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
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    November 7, 2026November 7, 2026

Markets

‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

Bill Clinton Blasts ‘Tribalism’, ‘Fever Swamps’, Says America Is On Dangerous Path

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

“When trust vanishes and knowledge is devalued as an establishment defense of the status quo, anything can happen.”

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In Search Of The Mythical Vol. Spike

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

It’s like Bigfoot. Or Nessie.

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Paul Manafort Caught Ghostwriting Op-Ed About Himself, Special Counsel Furious

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

“”Even if the ghostwritten op-ed were entirely accurate, fair, and balanced, it would be a violation of this Court’s November 8 Order if it had been published.”

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Out With A Whimper.

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

Better luck tomorrow.

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A Truly Contrarian Call

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

“…it’s about to accelerate. Not only that, the tank is full of gasoline, and the car has been stripped of all the extra weight.”

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No, The Winklevoss Twins Are Not ‘Bitcoin Billionaires’

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

I guess it doesn’t matter. Because at the end of the day…

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This Hasn’t Happened Since 2009…

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

Boy, oh boy: it certainly looks like the “rotation” trade is in full swing on Monday.

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Cboe Announces Bitcoin Futures Launch: End Of The World Starts Sunday

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

“Given the unprecedented interest in bitcoin, it’s vital we provide clients the trading tools to help them express their views and hedge their exposure.”

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‘We’re Going To Have To Start Using A Log Scale’: Trump Shatters Own Record

December 4, 2017

“Big league.”

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‘It Is As If Time Had Stood Still’: Basking In The Light Of Goldilocks

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

“Nothing, it seemed, could upset the future.”

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Trump Lawyer: Trump ‘Cannot Obstruct Justice’ Because He’s President

December 4, 2017December 4, 2017

“That is an ignorant and arrogant assertion.”

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Trump Does The Unthinkable: Openly Backs Roy Moore In Predawn Twitter Post

December 4, 2017

Again, this man has no place holding public office irrespective of the recent allegations of misconduct with teenagers. 

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What Could Go Wrong? Full Week Ahead Preview

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

Buckle up, this could be a bumpy ride.

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U.K. Treasury Plans Bitcoin Crackdown Sparking Panic Selling

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

“The new rules, which will be applied across the European Union, are expected to come into force by the end of the year or early in 2018, the minister in charge has said.”

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Venezuela To Launch Cryptocurrency Called ‘The Petro’, Maduro Declares

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

“We are joining the twenty-first century.”

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As Bitcoin Surges To New Record, Meet ‘Bubble Burst’, The App That Warns You Before A Crypto Collapse

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

“…none give you adequate warning when something is going to happen.”

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Jack Ma: ‘Insufficient Globalization Is The Cause Of The World’s Problems’

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

“Automation will replace human workers.”

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Meltdown: Trump Binge Tweets On Comey, Flynn As Lawyer Takes Fall For Saturday ‘Sloppiness’

December 3, 2017December 3, 2017

Every, single one of these Tweets about Comey is evidence. Literally.

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‘Russia Has Just Thrown U.S.A. Election To Him’: NYT Unveils Bombshell McFarland E-mail

December 2, 2017December 2, 2017

“If there is a tit-for-tat escalation Trump will have difficulty improving relations with Russia, which has just thrown U.S.A. election to him.”

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Did Donald Trump Just Admit To Obstruction Of Justice On Twitter?

December 2, 2017December 2, 2017

Mueller turns off lights: “well, our job is done here.”

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#TaxScamBill Is Trending After Pictures Of Hand-Scribbled Margin Notes Go Viral

December 2, 2017December 2, 2017

“They are scribbling in the margins. What could go wrong?”

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American Families Are Now One Step Closer To Getting A Corporate Tax Cut For Christmas

December 2, 2017December 2, 2017

“Not a single member of this chamber has read the bill.”

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Lies, Damned Lies And ABC ‘Clarifications’: Brian Ross Jumps The Shark

December 2, 2017December 2, 2017

ABC jumped the gun (or maybe “jumped the shark” is better).

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KT McFarland Was Trump Official Who Spoke To Flynn About Russia Sanctions

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017

And meanwhile, Trump is “thinking about Flynn and his family.”

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Goldman: Trump’s ‘Rocket Man’ Tweets Matter More For VIX Than Actual Missiles

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017

“…to judge how the VIX will react to the next North Korean testing, it will likely be more important to anticipate Trump’s Twitter reaction than to judge the implications of the test itself.”

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‘Down Goes Kushner! Down Goes Kushner!’

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017

Grab the popcorn. And speaking of popcorn…

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VIX Options Trading Spikes Amid Mueller’s ‘Monkey Wrench’

December 1, 2017December 1, 2017

It’s the whole constitutional crisis thing.

And “50 Cent” is back.

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