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Jensen Got Honey-Trapped

November 8, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Rasputin Presiding

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    November 7, 2026November 7, 2026

Markets

‘Dem Fatale’ Crashes The AI Party

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • On Wall Street: Crash And F’in’ Burn

    November 5, 2026November 7, 2026
  • Did Democrats Just Kill ‘New 60/40’?

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Um, Excuse Me, But Your Chips Are Bleeding

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

economy

Inflation Fatalism Has Set In

November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • Drunken Monkey Darts

    November 6, 2026November 8, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026November 6, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Irrepressible

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 7, 2026

Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 8, 2026

December 7, 2017: ‘A Date Which Will Live In Bitcoin Infamy’

December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

This is “beyond abnormal, it’s unprecedented.”

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A Brief Reprieve (God Blesh Ush, Everyone)

December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

Nothing too outlandish happened except of course for…

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‘It’s Chaos’: John McCain Blasts Trump, Congress In Scathing New Article

December 7, 2017

“Around the world and here at home, 2017 has seen the erosion of that order and the institutions that protect it — and we cannot act soon enough to reverse this trajectory.”

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Is This The Scariest Chart Of All?

December 7, 2017

Sentiment is a funny thing. 

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Here’s How You Will Know If Another Black Monday Is Coming…

December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

The writing would be on the wall at least a month prior.

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‘It’s Insane’: Advisers Now Say Trump Did Not Understand Israel Embassy Decision

December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

“He doesn’t realize what all he could trigger by doing this.”

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Albert Edwards Asks: ‘Could This Be What Blindsides Investors?’

December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

Investors don’t care.

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‘Levels Are Irrelevant’: Bitcoin Market Cap Hits Quarter Trillion

December 7, 2017December 7, 2017

Ain’t no mountain high enough.

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For The First Time In Modern History, A Better Future Is Not The Base Case

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

“For any ideology the gradient between the present and the future has always had to be positive.”

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Bitcoin Hits Escape Velocity: Insanity Goes Vertical In Late Wednesday Surge

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

This horse has left the barn.

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Trouble In Paradise.

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

There’s trouble in market paradise.

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Whistleblower Comes Forward: Michael Flynn Said Russia Sanctions Would Be ‘Ripped Up’

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

Mr. Flynn texted the former business associate to say that the project was “good to go.”

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Alan Greenspan Compares Bitcoin To America’s Worthless Colonial Currency

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

“People gamble in casinos when the odds are against them. It has never stopped anybody.”

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This Chart Shows Retail Investors Going All-In Like Never Before

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

You piled into stocks in November, didn’t you? 

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‘Investors No Longer Fear Shocks, But Love Them’

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

Land speed record dip buying.

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A $20 Trillion Oops Moment

December 6, 2017

“We forgot to correct for the hyper-inflation.”

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Let’s All Talk About Steve Bannon’s Egregious Roy Moore Rally, Ok?

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

It was karaoke night at a Fairhope, Alabama dive bar on Tuesday, which presumably explains why a bleary-eyed, disheveled homeless man was allowed to get up on stage and ramble about establishment conspiracy theories.

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Oh, The Humanity! Asian Shares Dive As Tech Wreck Wreaks Havoc On Hong Kong

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

Well on Wednesday, things got worse – and materially so. 

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Russia Announces ‘Regulation Lite’ As Bitcoin Pole Vaults To $13,000 (Then Crashes)

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017

Never a dull moment.

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When Tailwinds Become Headwinds

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

“The major opposing forces in 2018 will be contracting global liquidity vs synchronized global growth. Our view is that the former will be the bigger force, and will drive asset returns in 2018.”

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Veteran Trader: ‘Bitcoin Futures Will Trade Like Garbage’

December 5, 2017

“Now before you dismiss me as some ancient out-of-touch finance guy who doesn’t get it, remember that I was mining bitcoins and arbing between exchanges before most of Wall Street had ever heard the word blockchain.”

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#Sad.

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

“Maybe if I tweet about it enough”…

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The ‘Most Moronic Tweet’ In History: 5 Experts Debunk The ‘Trump Is Above The Law’ Lie

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

“The days of crazy King George III ended with the Battle of Yorktown in 1781. We now have a nation of laws, not men.”

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The Big Bitcoin Short: Hedge Funds Set To Battle Fanatics In Epic Showdown

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

Place your bets.

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Who’s Going To Defuse The $1.3 Trillion Student Loan Bubble?

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

Whatever the case, we shouldn’t lose sight of these two trillion-dollar bubbles because, well, because they are trillion-dollar bubbles and generally speaking, trillion-dollar bubbles do not just go gentle into that good night. 

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Mueller Subpoenas Deutsche For Trump’s Bank Records: Hubris, Karma And A Lifetime Of Disrepute

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

Pride, Mr. President, goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

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Tech Rout Hits Hong Kong (Again) As Tencent Extends Worrying Slide

December 5, 2017December 5, 2017

Keep an eye on this – in an increasingly interconnected and interdependent global market, these tech selloffs are demonstrating a propensity to spread quickly. And there’s some poetic justice in that, right? After all, tech is all about connecting the world.

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