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Trump Is Losing His Mind: ‘Your Favorite President’ And The Navajo ‘Code Talkers’

November 27, 2017

“Your favorite President (me).”

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Trump Doubles Down On Roy Moore, Castigates Ivanka For Supporting Victims

November 26, 2017

Meanwhile, another deeply disturbing anecdote has emerged from the West Wing.

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‘Total Disaster’: Legal Standoff Looms As Trump, Warren Trade Insults Over CFPB

November 25, 2017November 25, 2017

“This is unprecedented. I literally don’t know.”

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‘They’re Gonna Have To Frisk Jared For A Wire’: Mueller Probing Flynn Role In Documentary

November 25, 2017November 25, 2017

“He said: ‘We don’t want anyone to know the Flynn Intel Group has anything to do with this.’ ”

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Trump Called Out By TIME, Former Editor After Falsely Claiming He Turned Down ‘Person Of The Year’

November 25, 2017November 25, 2017

“I’m sure you still have that fake TIME cover somewhere in storage”…

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Michael Flynn Said To Be Cooperating With Robert Mueller

November 23, 2017November 23, 2017

“That agreement has been terminated, the four people said.”

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‘Just Tell Him He’s Brilliant’: Gary Cohn Faked Bad Connection So He Could Hang Up On Trump

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017

“We’re not going to have a real conversation here — can’t you just tell the president that he is brilliant and say we’re losing … the connection and then hang up?”

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Trump Calls LaVar Ball ‘Don King Without The Hair’, Renames Mar-A-Lago ‘Winter White House’

November 22, 2017November 22, 2017

Happy Thanksgiving, America!

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Mueller Now Investigating Jared Kushner’s Contacts With Foreign Governments

November 21, 2017November 21, 2017

Again, you’d have to be a fool to think Kushner is being forthright. And Robert Mueller is no fool.

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HR McMaster: Trump Is An ‘Idiot’ With The ‘Intelligence Of A Kindergartner’

November 20, 2017November 20, 2017

“…administration officials threatened to retaliate against several figures with knowledge of the July dinner if they spoke to BuzzFeed News.”

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As Mueller Demands Documents From Justice Department We Ask: Still Think This Is ‘Winding Down?’

November 20, 2017November 20, 2017

Ok, so on Sunday evening we learned that Robert Mueller wants to know what the DoJ knows about the firing of James Comey.

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Trump: ‘I Should Have Left UCLA Players In A Chinese Jail’

November 19, 2017November 19, 2017

“Sins of the father.”

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‘So They’ll Bleed’: Here Are The Winners And Losers From Trump’s ‘Middle Class’ Tax Cut

November 19, 2017November 19, 2017

And you know what? It won’t matter.

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Paul Krugman On The GOP’s Final Middle Finger To The Middle Class

November 18, 2017

“Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose; in the GOP’s case, that means the freedom to be the party of, by, and for oligarchs they always wanted to be.”

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‘We’re Not Stupid’: Top General Says He Would Not Let Trump Launch Illegal Nuke Strike

November 18, 2017November 18, 2017

“We’re not stupid people. We think about these things a lot.”

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Panic Time! Turkey Launches Investigation Into Preet Bharara As Zarrab Debacle Spirals Out Of Control

November 18, 2017November 18, 2017

This is what panic looks like.

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A ‘Golden’ Opportunity: Mueller, Flynn, Trump And The Case Of Reza Zarrab

November 17, 2017November 17, 2017

This opens all kinds of doors.

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‘Freudian Retweet’: Department Of Defense Accidentally Endorses Call For Trump To Resign

November 17, 2017November 17, 2017

“Operator error”.

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Mueller Issued Subpoena To Trump Campaign

November 16, 2017November 16, 2017

“…and as a reminder that failure to provide documents as demanded would count as obstructing a grand-jury investigation.”

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Jared Kushner Failed To Disclose WikiLeaks Contact, Russian ‘Backdoor Overture’, Dinner Invite

November 16, 2017November 16, 2017

Such documents should have been produced in response to the third request but were not. Likewise, other parties have produced documents concerning а “Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite” which Mr. Kushner also forwarded.

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Trump ‘Graciously’ Accepts ‘Thank You’ From UCLA Students, Demands They Thank Chinese Dictator Too

November 16, 2017November 16, 2017

“Now thank Xi.”

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Trump Returns From Asia, Promises ‘Fruits’, Says CNN Is ‘Bad, Fake, Loser’

November 15, 2017November 15, 2017

Donald Trump is done with Asia. He’s so over it.

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Another Nail In The Coffin: Trump Jr.’s Secret WikiLeaks Chat Throws Gas On Raging Russia Fire

November 14, 2017November 14, 2017

And it just gets worse, and worse and…

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‘I Believe The Woman’: Mitch McConnell Accidentally Creates A Rallying Cry

November 13, 2017November 13, 2017

Mitch McConnell isn’t exactly Braveheart and he is just about the last person you would hire to lead a pep rally, but deadpan Mitch just accidentally created a trending Twitter phrase.

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Trump, Putin And A Crumbling Narrative

November 12, 2017November 12, 2017

And that’s how stupid Trump imagines (correctly, I would add) his support base is. He is confident that large swaths of the American public will not see that as a position so untenable and schizophrenic as to either be itself evidence of collusion or else evidence of insanity.

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Trump: ‘I Would NEVER Call Kim Jong-Un Short And Fat’

November 11, 2017November 11, 2017

Where to begin?

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Trump: Putin Says ‘I Didn’t Do That’ And We ‘Can Only Ask Him So Many Times’

November 11, 2017November 11, 2017

“There was no collusion. Everybody knows there was no collusion.”

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