Translation: this is not a drill, dammit.


BOE Thinks Maybe You’re Not Taking Them Entirely Serious When It Comes To Hikes

Well that’s a bit hawkish…

High Drama: Full Week Ahead Preview

Who’s ready for another week like last week?!

Davos Man.

Well, that didn’t disappoint.

Ok Guys, We’re Goin’ On Tour.

Predictably, it went awry almost immediately.

Kanye Shrug.

And that’s the week.

Good News: Customer Service Fixed The Stock Market.

“Yes, is this customer service? I’d like to report an outage in the magic money machine.”

The Rich Get Richer.

And that’s the week.


Nobody pull the wrong block.

Bank Of England Adopts Cautious Tone In Unanimous Rate Decision Amid Rising Inflation

“Bank of England says that some modest tightening may be needed in next few years.”

A December Hike And Yellen’s Last Hurrah: Full Week Ahead Preview

A snowy hike and so much more.

What Could Go Wrong? Full Week Ahead Preview

Buckle up, this could be a bumpy ride.

Rally Monkey.

Tech bloodbath forgotten. Never mind the bonds.

Bubble Trouble.


Phew, That’s Over – Now Go Get Drunk.

Well, what can you say?