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‘At The End Of The Day, We Are All Syrians’: Assad Gets Hero’s Welcome As Regime Intervenes To Save Kurds

October 13, 2019October 14, 2019

An American “betrayal” leads to chaos.

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Facing Erdogan, Syrian Kurds Consider Asking Assad, Russia For Help After Trump ‘Leaves Them To Die’

October 8, 2019October 8, 2019

“…will be forced to study all the available options”.

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‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 15, 2018April 15, 2018

Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).

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International Community Reacts To Syria Strikes – Around The World In 1,300 Words

April 14, 2018April 14, 2018

What’s everyone thinking on Saturday? Well, I’m glad you asked…

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U.S., U.K., France Launch Air Strikes Against Assad Regime In Syria; Operation Said Completed

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

‘RIGHT NOW THIS IS A ONE-TIME SHOT’

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Slime Balls, Animals And Lawyers, Oh My!

April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

All you can do is laugh.

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We’ll See What Happens.

April 12, 2018April 12, 2018

Waiting game.

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This Hasn’t Happened Since 2009: Ruble, Crude Edition

April 11, 2018

Tough week for Russia.

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Bad Moon Rising.

April 9, 2018April 9, 2018

Can you feel the tension?

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War And (No) Peace: Full Week Ahead Preview

April 8, 2018

Say your prayers.

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Trump Threatens ‘Animal Assad’, Russia, Iran After Latest Chemical Attack On Civilians In Syria

April 8, 2018April 8, 2018

“Red lines”.

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“Traditionally Presidential” Assad Gets Face On New Syria Bank Note

July 2, 2017

Because while there’s no “presidential” precedent for Trump’s tweets, there is indeed “presidential” precedent for gassing one’s own people. Just ask Saddam Hussein.

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Halloween-Themed Russian Propaganda Site Uncovers Nefarious Syria Plot

May 4, 2017

“…at the separate command of a mastermind.”

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“We May Come Overnight, All Of A Sudden!” Turkey’s Erdogan Warns, As US Troops Deployed

April 29, 2017

Earlier this week, we highlighted a story that’s flown (both figuratively and literally) under the

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Nikki Haley Blasts Syria’s Assad In CNN Op-Ed: “Evil Is A Fact Of Life”

April 19, 2017

“Imagine you are the parent of a boy — a teenager. Policemen come to your home in the middle of the night and take your boy away. He is held without explanation for weeks. And when he finally comes home, your boy has all the marks of having been tortured.”

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“Tears”

April 15, 2017April 15, 2017

“Quick!”…

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Meanwhile, In Syria: Assad “100% Sure” He Was Set Up, US Accidentally Kills 18 “Friendlies”

April 13, 2017April 13, 2017

So last week, following reports that someone had dropped what social media claimed was “white

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Video: Trump Recounts How He Bombed “Iraq” While Eating “Beautiful” Cake With Xi

April 12, 2017April 12, 2017

Now to be sure, Xi was probably going to be shocked anyway to learn that Trump had just made a mid-chocolate-cake-bite decision to bomb another country, but I’d imagine the real surprise came when…

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Spicer: Don’t Let My Hitler Screwup Distract From Trump’s “Attempts To Destabilize The Mideast”

April 11, 2017April 11, 2017

Listen below as Spicer explains how he “needed to clarify and not, in any way shape or form perform a distraction from the President’s decisive action in Syria and the attempts that he’s making to destabilize the region”…

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White House: “Overwhelming Evidence” Russia Trying To Cover Up Syria Gas Attack

April 11, 2017April 11, 2017

“The Syrian regime and its primary backer, Russia, have sought to confuse the world community about who is responsible for using chemical weapons against the Syrian people in this and earlier attacks.”

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Reliable Sources: Putin Says Putin Puppet Plotting Fake Gas Attacks To Frame Putin

April 11, 2017

You know, sometimes you just have to throw up your hands. There’s a difference between

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Eric Trump Wants To Talk To You About Syria And His Dad

April 11, 2017April 11, 2017

“If there was anything that [the strike on] Syria did, it was to validate the fact that there is no Russia tie.”

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Tillerson Says Assad’s Reign Is Over, Will Meet His “Friend” Putin On Wednesday

April 11, 2017April 11, 2017

“It’s clear the Assad family reign is coming to an end,” Tillerson told reporters in Lucca, Italy. Here are the other notable soundbites…

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Relax: Syria’s Assad Didn’t Use White Phosphorous, “Just” “Incendiary Russian Cluster Bombs”

April 10, 2017

“However, Neil Gibson, an expert at Jane’s Information Group, said the firestorm looked more likely to have been caused by RBK-250 or RBK-500 incendiary cluster bombs.”

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“How Could It Be That You Didn’t Know?” McMaster Implicates Moscow In Syria Chemical Attack

April 10, 2017

“I think what we should do is ask Russia, how could it be, if you have advisers at that airfield, that you didn’t know that the Syrian air force was preparing and executing a mass murder attack with chemical weapons?”

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Syria’s Assad Drops White Phosphorus On Villages: Report

April 9, 2017

Syrian Jets Bomb Idlib Town, Using White Phosphorus: Jazeera

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Here’s The Only Question We Should Be Asking About Trump And Syria

April 9, 2017

“Lost in the cacophony of unanswerable questions is the simplest one of all.”

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