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They’re Cuttin’ Rates!

December 12, 2024December 14, 2024

They’re cutting rates. Everybody’s cutting rates. On Thursday, at its final policy meeting of 2024,

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Systematic Stock-Buying Maxed, VIX Squeeze Potential Builds

December 11, 2024

You’ve all heard me carry on recently about the potential for more re-leveraging from systematic

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Anticipatory Obsequence

December 11, 2024December 12, 2024

I hate to say I told you so, but… well, I told you so. “Way”

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China Has An Idea

December 11, 2024December 12, 2024

China has an idea. Staring down an intractable economic quagmire and facing the rather daunting

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Mortgage Rates Slip Again In Still-Tense US Housing Market

December 11, 2024December 12, 2024

If you’re keeping track at home (or at “home,” with scare quotes, if you’re a

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Wanted: Coherent Inflation Analysis

December 11, 2024December 12, 2024

Mercifully for a Fed seen by some as willfully blind to a nascent, if not

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Hook, Line And Sinker

December 10, 2024December 11, 2024

Everyone knows, after all these years, how I feel about the average person, or I

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Risk? What Risk?

December 10, 2024December 11, 2024

On several occasions post-pandemic, I suggested we’re in the habit of mischaracterizing the nature of

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Making The Dollar Bear Case

December 10, 2024December 11, 2024

It’s not hard to make the bull case for the dollar. We’re currently witnessing one

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Xi Jinping Needs To Refocus

December 10, 2024December 11, 2024

Chinese export growth slowed from a 19-month high in November, missing estimates in the process

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No One Dare Question The Stock Party

December 9, 2024December 9, 2024

You’d be hard pressed right now to find a strategist willing to swim against the

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What Of The Axis Now?

December 9, 2024December 10, 2024

The world’s burning. Figuratively. Literally. Both. It looks as though history will remember Israel’s decision

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US Households See Brighter Financial Future Post-Election

December 9, 2024December 9, 2024

Good news! Americans are feeling great all of a sudden about their personal finances. Ok,

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‘The Only Reason To Be Bearish’

December 9, 2024December 10, 2024

Stocks: You gotta have ’em. Ask John Stoltzfus, he’ll tell you. And if you’re gonna

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To The Sky

December 9, 2024December 10, 2024

Oppenheimer’s John Stoltzfus likes what he sees in the US, both in terms of the

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Iran, Russia Reel As Assad Regime Falls To Al Qaeda Successor

December 8, 2024December 10, 2024

Abu Mohammad al-Jolani is king of Syria now. Or something. “Following his talks with a

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US CPI, ECB Rate Cut Top Macro Docket In New Week

December 8, 2024December 10, 2024

It’s CPI week in the US, which doesn’t mean as much as it used to.

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History In The Making As Assad Set To Fall In Syria

December 7, 2024December 9, 2024

A week ago Sunday, I chose “Syria to the fore” as the title for the

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South Korea Fails To Impeach Would-Be Dictator

December 7, 2024December 9, 2024

“I would like to bow my head and apologize for the worry I have caused

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‘Fearing The Future,’ Americans Resort To Debt-Funded Stockpiling

December 7, 2024December 8, 2024

Some articles write themselves. This is one of them. On Friday, the preliminary read on

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More, More, More: Inflows To US Stocks Continue

December 6, 2024December 6, 2024

Inflows to US equity funds continued over the last week, according to the latest update.

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Look Out, It’s Froth!

December 6, 2024December 8, 2024

Froth: One popular strategist sees some. On the off chance you haven’t logged onto the

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Tariff Man, Comin’ Through!

December 6, 2024December 7, 2024

Consumer sentiment in the US improved a fifth month, pushing America’s marquee mood gauge to

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US Jobs Report Is Both Hot And Cold

December 6, 2024December 7, 2024

The US economy added 227,000 jobs in November, the BLS said Friday. The NFP headline

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Money Fund Assets Near $7 Trillion On Massive Inflow

December 5, 2024December 5, 2024

Two weeks back, I wondered aloud if we were witnessing the early stages of the

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Behind The Scenes Of America’s Post-Election Stock Melt-Up

December 5, 2024December 7, 2024

The S&P was 5700 and change on October 31. It’s nearly 6100 now. Not too

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Are You Serious?

December 5, 2024April 17, 2026

Whatever sort of derision you want to aim at the neoliberal consensus (in all its

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