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Jobless Claims Low, Job Cuts High

December 5, 2024December 6, 2024

For whatever it’s worth — not a lot — US jobless claims ticked up during

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The ‘7 Most Important Factors’ For Stocks Into Year-End

December 4, 2024December 4, 2024

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: This time of year can be kind to

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C’est La Vie

December 4, 2024December 6, 2024

I’d say France descended into political chaos on Wednesday, but they were already there. Sorry.

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Powell V. Sorkin

December 4, 2024December 5, 2024

Jerome Powell sat down Wednesday for a mostly pointless conversation with Andrew Ross Sorkin for

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Amateur Hour

December 4, 2024December 5, 2024

There are a lot of different ways to go about usurping democratic governance. One blueprint

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Hot US Services Sector Unexpectedly Cools

December 4, 2024December 5, 2024

US services sector activity cooled off in November if you can believe it. The engine

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US Private Hiring Steady, Pay Growth Firms

December 4, 2024December 4, 2024

US private sector employers added 146,000 jobs on net last month, ADP said Wednesday, as

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Leverage!

December 3, 2024December 3, 2024

lev·er·age noun Why the vast majority of my drinks were free in the four-year period

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Coming Soon To A Democracy Near You…

December 3, 2024December 4, 2024

Things took a decisive turn for the “Goddammit, really?!” in South Korea on Tuesday evening,

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Quits Jump In Messy US Job Openings Release

December 3, 2024December 4, 2024

US job openings rose more than expected and quits increased in the second of several

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Be Careful Gao!

December 3, 2024December 4, 2024

Be careful Gao, they’ll kill you! I’m just kidding. Only not. If you’re a Chinese

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Big Bubbles And ‘Unrealistic Outcomes’

December 2, 2024

If your aim is to suggest US equities — which notched more new record highs

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Santa Melt-Up?

December 2, 2024December 4, 2024

If you’re curious, or I guess I should say on the off chance you harbored

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US Factory Recession Eases

December 2, 2024December 3, 2024

Could’ve been worse. That, in a nutshell, was the takeaway from Monday’s update on the

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New Record Low For China Bond Yields Underscores Myriad Risks

December 2, 2024December 3, 2024

Don’t look now, but yields on benchmark Chinese government bonds are below 2%. Or were

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Budget Blackmail

December 2, 2024December 3, 2024

Even if the current French government doesn’t collapse this week, Michel Barnier’s brush with a

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Going Back To Aleppo

December 1, 2024December 2, 2024

The last time the Syrian opposition controlled Aleppo, I was holed up in a backup

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Jobs Week Ahoy

December 1, 2024December 2, 2024

US traders will return to their terminals after what, for most, was a four-day weekend,

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To The Victor Goes The Spoils System

November 30, 2024December 2, 2024

Let’s not kid ourselves: Donald Trump would like nothing more than to preside over the

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Inflows To US Stocks Shatter More Records

November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

They were still buying US stocks over the last several days. If you were curious

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Bonds, Bessent And Buffoons

November 29, 2024December 2, 2024

Thank Scott Bessent. Or, if you’re a junior journo condemned to writing market wraps nobody’s

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Do Your Own Research

November 29, 2024December 1, 2024

I’ve said this probably more times than I need to by now, but I’ll say

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Europe Grapples With Stagflation-Lite. Trump To Eye Weak Currency

November 29, 2024December 1, 2024

Headline inflation’s back above target in Europe, but don’t worry, the ECB will probably cut

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Meanwhile, In France…

November 28, 2024November 30, 2024

I hesitate to dedicate scarce editorial resources to France’s budget drama, not because it isn’t

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Just Two More Months

November 28, 2024November 29, 2024

“Don’t worry about it. You get paid in rubles, not dollars.” That was Dmitry Peskov’s

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On The Housing Rollercoaster

November 27, 2024November 29, 2024

Rejoice, renters! Financing costs for what one reader aptly described as hopelessly nondescript “people self-storage

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US Core Inflation Warmest In Months As Tariffs Loom

November 27, 2024November 29, 2024

Nominal spending was sturdy, inflation-adjusted spending less so, and core inflation was warm last month,

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