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Marko Kolanovic Returns, Sees Value, Emerging Market Rally, Says Fed Should ‘Skip A Hike’

July 30, 2018October 14, 2021

“Regardless of whether this materializes, our view is that a slower pace of hiking is the right thing to do.”

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BBQ Chicken: Tyson Foods Plunges Most In 20 Months And You Can Thank Trump’s Tariffs

July 30, 2018July 30, 2018

“Trade policies have created a challenging market environment.”

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Rudy Giuliani Tells CNN, Fox That ‘Collusion With Russians’ Is Not A Crime, Presaging Who Knows What

July 30, 2018July 31, 2018

“I don’t even know if that’s a crime — colluding with Russians.”

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Caterpillar Says Tariffs May Cost It $200 Million, But That’s Fine ‘Cause They Can Always Just Raise Prices

July 30, 2018July 30, 2018

“High-water mark?”

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Bank Of Japan Pays 1.6 Trillion Yen To Send A Message About The Message They Won’t Send On Tuesday

July 30, 2018

“What we need is positive attitude and conviction.”

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Blockbuster: Full Week Ahead Preview

July 29, 2018October 14, 2021

What summer lull?

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Trump Loses It, Says Mueller Was Turned Down For FBI Post, Cites ‘Nasty’ Business Relationship

July 29, 2018July 31, 2018

And now, for your regularly scheduled Sunday meltdown.

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Erdogan Digs In, Says Turkey Won’t Yield To Sanctions Threats From Trump, Pence

July 29, 2018July 29, 2018

I guess we can all hope that Trump’s affinity for autocrats wins the day.

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Trump Responds To The New York Times, Calls Media ‘Unpatriotic’, Says Reporters Are ‘Selling Out’ America

July 29, 2018October 14, 2021

He isn’t giving an inch.

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A.G. Sulzberger Responds To Trump Tweet: ‘You Are Putting Lives At Risk’

July 29, 2018July 30, 2018

“I am far more concerned about his labeling journalists ‘the enemy of the people.'”

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‘Don’t Blame The President’: Kudlow, Mnuchin Spearhead Sunday Media Blitz In Defense Of Tariffs, MAGA Madness

July 29, 2018

“I reckon it will take us maybe a year, maybe 18 months to start turning that around.”

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War Room: Five Nations Plan Geneva Summit As Trump Car Tariffs Loom

July 28, 2018July 28, 2018

Meet me in Geneva, so we can talk about the madman in Washington.

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Irritated Farmers Spend $2.5 Million On Anti-Tariff Campaign Named After A Peter Navarro CNBC Quote

July 28, 2018

“Agriculture is a giant, and it takes awhile to wake it up, but when it wakes up you better watch out.”

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Harley-Davidson Just Became Trump’s Worst Nightmare Thanks To New DNC Video

July 28, 2018July 30, 2018

“It is real devastation for these people who work here and work hard in the Kansas City area.”

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Donald Trump Jr. Tweets ‘Obama Never Broke 2%’ Quarterly GDP Growth (He’s Lying)

July 28, 2018October 14, 2021

“Let’s keep this going.”

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‘After A Decade’: With Central Banks At The Crossroads, A Look Back And Ahead

July 28, 2018July 28, 2018

“Two roads diverged in a yellow wood.”

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Donald Trump Jr. Will Pretend To Be On The Phone In Case That’s Robert Mueller Over There

July 28, 2018July 29, 2018

Close encounters of the worst kind.

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Bad Breadth And An ‘Unusual Combination’

July 28, 2018

“Obvious” things, anomalous environments and tempting the market gods.

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The Age Of Unreason

July 27, 2018October 14, 2021

“Rationality is a wonderful thing. However”…

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‘It Had To Be Very Simple’: E.U. Officials Brought Flash Cards To Trump Meeting Because The President Is A Toddler

July 27, 2018October 14, 2021

“…there were a maximum of three figures per card.”

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Mutual Funds Prove ‘Smarter’ Than Hedge Funds On Facebook

July 27, 2018July 27, 2018

But don’t worry, David Tepper is fine.

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Trump Says Ameriker’s Gee-Dee-Pee Is Growing At ‘An Amazing’ Rate, But Is That True?

July 27, 2018

“…you would think based on all the buzz right now that the last time this happened the dinosaurs roamed the earth.”

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Larry Kudlow Says Companies Are Lying To Shareholders About Tariffs – Will He Tell The SEC? HAHA Of Course Not!

July 27, 2018October 14, 2021

“It’s just not true”.

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Donald Trump Says Michael Cohen Is Lying About Trump Tower, Blames ‘Unrelated’ Chicago Taxicab Moguls

July 27, 2018October 14, 2021

“I have never even been to Trump Tower.”

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‘It Has A Four In Front Of It’: The GDP Report Trump Leaked On Thursday Is Out

July 27, 2018July 27, 2018

“I think tomorrow’s GDP numbers are going to be terrific.”

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‘Sorry!’ Michael Cohen Says He’ll Tell Robert Mueller That Trump Lied About Infamous Trump Tower Meeting

July 26, 2018October 14, 2021

If true, this means Don Jr. lied to the Senate Judiciary Committee.

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1 Million Percent Inflation? Venezuela Should Be So Lucky

July 26, 2018

How’s it going in Venezuela these days?

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