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In Extraordinary Exchange With Acosta, Sarah Sanders Refuses To Say The Press Is Not ‘The Enemy Of The People’

August 2, 2018August 4, 2018

“For the sake of the people in this room, for the sake of this country and for the sake of democracy”…

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‘Nuclear’ Winter? What The Proposed Russia Sanctions Bill Means For Markets

August 2, 2018August 2, 2018

Turning the screws.

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‘This Is About Impeachment’: As Giuliani Continues To Unravel, Trump Doubles Down On Koch Attacks

August 2, 2018October 16, 2021

“If Democrats get control of the House, do you think they’re going to treat President Trump fairly?”

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One Trader Isn’t Sure You People Know What An Actual ‘Crash’ Looks Like

August 2, 2018

“The breathless commentary about the large standard deviation move in JGB futures has reached a feverish pitch.”

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Turkey Roasted: Market Fears The Worst As Lira Plunges, Yields Surge Amid U.S. Sanctions

August 2, 2018

Come hell or high sanctions.

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Markets Recoil In Horror As Latest Trade Threat Sparks Global Stock Bloodbath

August 2, 2018October 16, 2021

“The U.S. is playing a carrot-and-stick tactic on China, but this approach is not going to work.”

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Here’s Why You Should Be Concerned About The Latest Escalation In The U.S.-China Trade War

August 1, 2018October 16, 2021

Get ready to be “taxed”, you consumers, you.

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Elon Musk Would Like To Kinda, Sorta Apologize For Calling You A ‘Boring, Bonehead’, Care To Listen?

August 1, 2018October 16, 2021

No figurative or literal Teslas crashed and burned today, so that’s good.

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Sorry, But Sarah Huckabee Sanders Doesn’t Have The ‘Space Force’ Answers You’re Looking For

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

Stranger than fiction.

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Fed Pleased With ‘Strong’ U.S. Economy, Repeats Call For ‘Gradual Rate Increases’

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

But what does Fed Chair Donald Trump think?

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Things Just Got Worse For Turkey As U.S. Said To Ready Sanctions, Lira Heads To No Man’s Land

August 1, 2018October 16, 2021

Erdogan isn’t going to like this.

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In Investment Grade Credit, A ‘This Has Never Happened Before’ Moment Emerges

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

This should be bullish – I guess.

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If It’s Evidence Of Obstruction Mueller Is After, Trump’s Wednesday Attack On Jeff Sessions Is Exhibit A

August 1, 2018August 2, 2018

The tweets of wrath.

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These Five Farmers Will Suffer ‘To The Death’ For Trump And In Return, Trump Will Sell Them A $45 Hat

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

“They’re saying, ‘it’s ok, we can take it.'”

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U.S. ‘Blackmail’ Is Bitter Pill For Chinese Stocks

August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

Save us, Steve Mnuchin!

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Trump Said To Ponder Raising Stakes On China With Even Higher Tariff On $200 Billion In Imports

July 31, 2018August 1, 2018

Godspeed, Steve Mnuchin.

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Things Are Going ‘Far Worse’ Than David Einhorn ‘Could Have Imagined’, But At Least He’s Out From Under His Model S Lease

July 31, 2018October 14, 2021

“We didn’t get it then and, truthfully, we don’t really get it now.”

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‘This Will Be Difficult To Win’: As Clock Ticks, Trump Confronts Reality Of ‘Proper’ Trade War With China

July 31, 2018July 31, 2018

This isn’t a real estate deal.

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‘Who’ll Stop The Rain’? A Quick Look At One Bank’s ‘The Selling Has Just Begun’ Call

July 31, 2018July 31, 2018

“We have been out on a limb the past month.”

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Turkey Will Give Up Andrew Brunson Around The Same Time Erdogan Gives Up Control Of Monetary Policy (So, Never)

July 31, 2018October 14, 2021

Meanwhile, 10Y yields in Turkey spike to record highs.

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GOP Waterloo? Trump Decides To Call Koch Brothers ‘A Total Joke’ Three Months Before Midterms

July 31, 2018August 1, 2018

You can’t be at war with everyone, all the time.

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For ‘Better’ Or ‘Worse’, Here’s A Quick Snapshot Of Q2 Earnings Season So Far

July 31, 2018

But will it be enough?

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Bank Of Japan Tweaks ETF Program, Adds Flexibility On Yields, Introduces Forward Guidance On Rates

July 31, 2018July 31, 2018

Much ado about nothing? Not exactly. Probably. Or not.

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The Devolution Will Be Televised.

July 30, 2018July 30, 2018

Of ironies, tragicomedy and FANG corrections.

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In Brazen Move, Trump Considers $100 Billion Tax Cut For The Wealthy – Without Congressional Approval

July 30, 2018June 27, 2019

In the simplest possible terms, this is a perpetual motion machine for increasing inequality.

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‘July Was Awful Pretty Much Across The Board’: Exchanges Tumble As Outlook Sours

July 30, 2018

Wipeout.

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Giuliani Says Trump ‘Team’ Working Diligently On ‘Counter-Report’ To Refute Mueller Accusations

July 30, 2018

“But it’s unclear whether the special counsel will file anything with DOJ.”

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