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Emerging Market Crisis Beckons As Currencies Shudder Amid Lira Drop

August 13, 2018August 13, 2018

Turkey’s woes are not any semblance of “contained”.

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Turkish Delight: Full Week Ahead Preview

August 12, 2018August 13, 2018

Pray for Turkey.

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Lira Collapses Anew As Erdogan Digs In, Tempts Fate

August 12, 2018August 12, 2018

“Turkey will not convert or seize FX deposits.”

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‘I Dare You’: Erdogan Sets Stage For Outright Collapse In Turkey With Sunday Speech

August 12, 2018

“We see the game you are playing; we dare you.”

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The Bikers Of Bedminster: Another Preposterous Saturday In Trump’s America

August 12, 2018August 13, 2018

Define: surreal.

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Gulf Banks Dive As Fallout From Turkey’s Currency Crisis Spreads

August 12, 2018August 12, 2018

Ripple effect.

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What $335 Billion In AUM Says About The Future For Emerging Markets, The Yuan And The Trade War

August 11, 2018

I think the “oranges” may “know” more than they think.

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Don’t Forget About Russia

August 11, 2018October 16, 2021

Lost in the shuffle, but not for long.

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‘Shame On You’! Erdogan Blasts Trump, U.S. In Characteristically Absurd Saturday Speech

August 11, 2018October 16, 2021

What’s going to be a real “shame” is if there’s not some resolution to this situation by Monday.

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As Turkish Banks Struggle To Meet FX Demand, Emergency Meeting Scheduled For Saturday

August 10, 2018

Get ready for capital controls.

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Erdogan Explains It All In 800-Word New York Times Op-Ed

August 10, 2018August 11, 2018

“On July 15, 2016, Turkey came under attack by members of a shadowy group led by Fethullah Gulen, who leads his organization, officially described by my government as Fethullah Terrorist Organization, from a compound in rural Pennsylvania.”

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‘Canada Must Wait’: Trump Caps Off Wild Week With Praise For Mexican ‘Gentleman’, Threat For Trudeau

August 10, 2018October 16, 2021

“Will tax cars!”

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Who’s Really ‘Winning’ The Trade War? The Truth Behind The Rhetoric

August 10, 2018August 11, 2018

Make sure you know the whole story.

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‘This Is Not Going To End Well’: Turkey Isn’t EM’s Bellwether, But Brace For Impact Nonetheless

August 10, 2018October 16, 2021

“…markets need to be prepared for a hard landing in the economy, corporate defaults on foreign currency debt, and possible bank failures.”

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Trump Turns Turkey Dumpster Fire Into Five-Alarm Blaze With Tariffs Tweet

August 10, 2018August 10, 2018

Burn baby, burn.

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Core Inflation Rises At Fastest Pace Since 2008, Setting Fed On Collision Course With Trump

August 10, 2018August 10, 2018

What could go wrong with this setup?

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Contagion: Lira Collapse Spreads To Europe

August 10, 2018

“Smoked.”

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End Game: Lira Collapses Raising Specter Of Capital Controls, IMF Bailout

August 10, 2018August 10, 2018

After weeks spent teetering on the brink, the Turkish lira collapsed on Friday.

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Pondering ‘The End Of Synchronized Everything’

August 9, 2018October 16, 2021

And at the heart of it all…

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Caught On Tape: Devin Nunes Admits Republicans’ Main Job Is To Keep Trump From Getting Impeached

August 9, 2018August 9, 2018

“All of this goes away.”

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A Completely Serious Mike Pence Wants $8 Billion From Taxpayers For Trump’s ‘Space Force’

August 9, 2018August 9, 2018

So our “best and bravest” will have the funding they need to “deter a new generation of threats to our people.”

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‘Don’t Be Afraid At All’: In Turkey, Desperation As Currency Crisis Spirals

August 9, 2018August 9, 2018

“Don’t be afraid at all, it will all pass.”

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‘All Bets Are Off’ As Washington Plays Russian Sanctions Roulette

August 9, 2018October 16, 2021

“[The] government and the central bank are monitoring the situation.”

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Question: How Long Before Trump Intervenes Directly In The Currency Market?

August 8, 2018

Don’t rule it out.

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‘Just’ Five Months Later, Trump Slaps Russia With Sanctions Because Poisoning People With Nerve Agents Is Bad

August 8, 2018October 16, 2021

“Well, if I have to”…

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Insider Trading For Dummies, With Chris Collins, New York Republican And Early Trump Supporter

August 8, 2018October 16, 2021

“Wow. Makes no sense. How are these results even possible???”

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‘It’s A Sad Moment’: A South Carolina Town Hits ‘Rock Bottom’ As Trump’s Tariffs Force Plant Closure

August 8, 2018August 8, 2018

“When you think you’ve reached rock bottom, to get kicked in the gut like this.”

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