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As Barr Waffles, Blumenthal And Grassley Vow ‘American People Will Have Access To The Full Story’ From Mueller

January 28, 2019January 29, 2019

“Our legislation would guarantee that every Special Counsel does a report complete with findings and evidence – and that it be directly disclosed to Congress and the American people.”

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Buybacks Of The ‘Highest Quality’ And More To Come (Says One Bank)

January 28, 2019

If you’re looking for a relatively positive narrative…

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Nvidia Sees Your China Worries, Raises You One ‘Extraordinary, Unusually Turbulent, Disappointing Quarter’

January 28, 2019

Sentiment “death blow”?

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Trump Screams At ‘Gutless’ Howard Schultz, Says He Still Wants His Starbucks ‘Rent Money’, Though

January 28, 2019January 28, 2019

Spoiler alert: Howard doesn’t care what Trump tweets.

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No Butterflies Here: Caterpillar Dives In Nauseating Knee-Jerk To Earnings Miss

January 28, 2019January 28, 2019

“High water mark.”

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‘Less Than 50-50’: Local Septuagenarian Says Odds Are Against Him Staying Sane For Much Longer

January 28, 2019January 28, 2019

“Personally, I think”…

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Everything But The Kitchen Sink: Full Week Ahead Preview

January 27, 2019October 26, 2021

To say the week ahead features a full docket would be to grossly understate the case.

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Goldman Slashes Q1 US GDP Forecast (Again) Thanks To Shutdown

January 27, 2019January 27, 2019

Well, the US is all set to get back to business this week…

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In Brazen Move, EU Set To Officially Launch Iran SPV Designed To Circumvent Trump’s Sanctions

January 27, 2019

Now let’s see how Trump responds.

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Obstacles To Trump’s Syria Plan Mount As Kurds Shelled, Israel Pushes Back

January 27, 2019October 26, 2021

Donald Trump’s Syria plan is going “great”- in case you haven’t noticed.

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Saudi Crown Prince Rinses Blood Off Hands, Asks For $425 Billion In Investment

January 26, 2019

After all, what’s a dismembered journalist among friends, right?

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What Defeat Sounds Like: A Hapless Trump Flails After Crushing Week

January 26, 2019January 27, 2019

Body blows.

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‘We Feel The Need To Shout About This Risk Even Louder’: Angels In Europe

January 26, 2019

Fallen angel risk, European style.

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Cognitive Instability And The Fed’s ‘Addiction Liability’

January 26, 2019October 24, 2021

“We are troubled with the opinions we have of things and not by the things themselves.”

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Trump Caves, Agrees To Reopen Government With No Wall Money, Delivers Insane Rose Garden Presser

January 25, 2019January 26, 2019

Brace yourself, the video clips are characteristically unhinged…

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‘Fallen Angel Risk’ Still Front And Center Despite Bounce As $186 Billion Of Bonds ‘Migrate’ To BBB

January 25, 2019

…nobody wants to assign a high probability to what would be a catastrophic event. 

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Frank Pentangeli Cameo In Roger Stone Indictment Makes Bad Optics Immeasurably Worse For White House

January 25, 2019January 25, 2019

“On multiple occasions, including on or about December 1, 2017, STONE told Person 2 that Person 2 should do a ‘Frank Pentangeli'”.

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Sanders Says Stone Indictment (Which Has 29 Mentions Of The Word ‘Trump’) Has ‘Nothing To Do With Trump’

January 25, 2019

No, *you’re* the collusion.

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As WSJ Tips ‘Earlier-Than-Expected’ End To QT, One Bank Assesses Impact On VIX, Rates Vol.

January 25, 2019

It’s time for another Timiraos “story”.

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‘FBI. Open The Door’: Roger Stone Arrested, Charged With Obstruction, Witness Tampering

January 25, 2019October 24, 2021

“Get to [the head of Organization 1] [a]t Ecuadorian Embassy in London and get the pending [Organization 1] emails”…

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‘Now, Therefore, I, Donald J. Trump’: Draft Of National Emergency Order Leaks, Cites ‘Massive Amount Of Aliens’

January 24, 2019January 25, 2019

“The massive amount of aliens”…

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Dear Michael Cohen: Before You Go On Vacation To Prison, You’ll Need To Answer This Subpoena

January 24, 2019October 24, 2021

Womp, womp.

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Decrepit Remains Of Wilbur Ross: Get Out Of That Homeless Shelter And Go Get A Loan, Loser

January 24, 2019January 24, 2019

MAGA. Just, MAGA.

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Nomura’s McElligott Delivers ‘Hugely Important’ CTA Update, Is Happy Bridgewater’s Jensen Confirmed Recent Risk Parity Musings

January 24, 2019

Guess what, sports fans?

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Obligatory ECB Post Alert: Draghi Postmortem

January 24, 2019

Same story: stark juxtaposition between crashing data and the end of APP.

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Aaand It Just Keeps Getting Worse For German Manufacturing (And French Services)

January 24, 2019January 24, 2019

Riders on the storm.

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Elizabeth Warren Sends Letter To Jerome Powell, Asks If Fed Is Flying Blind In Shutdown

January 24, 2019October 24, 2021

“… the shutdown is ‘no longer just a political sideshow, it’s a real recession risk.'”

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