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If The Fed Was Looking For An Excuse To Stay ‘Patient’, This Disastrous Retail Sales Print Will Work!

February 14, 2019February 14, 2019

Bad news is probably just bad news in this case.

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Andrew McCabe Details FBI Probe Of Trump, 25th Amendment Meetings In Bombshell 60 Minutes Interview

February 14, 2019February 14, 2019

“…the highest levels of American law enforcement were trying to figure out what to do with the president.”

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Congrats, Germany: You Avoided A Recession

February 14, 2019February 14, 2019

And that’s pretty much where the good news stops.

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China Reports Ostensibly Decent Trade Data For January – Now Commence The Derision

February 13, 2019February 14, 2019

This should serve its purpose while the trade talks continue.

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Larry Kudlow Would Never Lie To You, So That Horrific Deficit Number Must Be Wrong

February 13, 2019February 13, 2019

“…the deficit is coming down and it’s coming down rapidly.”

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FEMA’s Brock Long, Exhausted From Too Much Winning, Quits

February 13, 2019February 13, 2019

“…it is time for me to go home.”

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Trump ‘Looks For Landmines’ In Shutdown Deal, Says Maybe El Chapo Will Pay For Border Wall

February 13, 2019February 13, 2019

“… it’s been known to happen before to people.”

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The Evolution Of Cross-Asset Vol. Spikes And July 6, 2021, As Recession D-Day

February 13, 2019

It starts with stocks…

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Dear Sweden: ‘Slightly Hawkish’ Doesn’t Work Right Now

February 13, 2019October 26, 2021

Remember, “hawkish” is a highly relative term – especially in light of recent events.

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Hope Springs Eternal As Shutdown Risk Fades, Xi To Meet Lighthizer, Mnuchin

February 13, 2019February 13, 2019

“Please Mr. President”…

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Nomura’s McElligott Talks Tuesday Stock ‘Grab-In’, Volatility, QT And More

February 12, 2019February 12, 2019

Around the cross asset universe in 1,000 words.

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Morgan’s Mike Wilson Explains The ‘Simple’ Reason The Fed Can’t Save Stocks

February 12, 2019

“…we suspect that neither is a bullish signal for equities.”

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Trump ‘Not Happy’ With Bipartisan Shutdown Deal, May ‘Let China Slide’ On Trade Deadline

February 12, 2019February 13, 2019

“…it’s all gonna happen where we’re gonna build a beautiful, big strong wall.”

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The World Has A New ‘Most Crowded Trade’ – And The Same ‘Biggest Tail Risk’

February 12, 2019

For the first time in survey history…

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‘Big Fat Buyers’ Strike’: Global Equity Allocations Dive In Latest Edition Of Popular Survey

February 12, 2019

This, despite the best start to a year for stocks since 1987.

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Make Small Businesses Nervous Again! Optimism Index Plunges Most In 43 Months On Shutdown Woes

February 12, 2019February 12, 2019

Survey says!

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Is Tuesday The Day The Dollar Snaps Its Best Rally Since 2016?

February 12, 2019February 12, 2019

…there’s still “not much else to like”, though.

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Lawmakers Reach Deal To Avert Shutdown, Includes $1.375 Billion For Border Barriers

February 11, 2019February 12, 2019

“We think so, we hope so.”

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BTFD Nostalgia: YTD Volatility Drop Among Largest Since 1928

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

A sight for sore eyes.

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Morgan Stanley’s Mike Wilson: ‘The Earnings Recession Is Here’

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

“…volatility will likely rise meaningfully.”

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One Bank ‘Understands Why Investors Are Turning More Cautious’ After Blockbuster January

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

If you’re not feeling particularly inspired about risk assets to start the week, you’ll be forgiven.

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‘Chocolate Cake Diplomacy’ To The Rescue?

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

“Progress” is in the eye of the beholder.

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Bondholders Aren’t Getting Paid Again In China

February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

Make Chinese borrowers default again.

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Impasse, 3 Ways: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 10, 2019February 11, 2019

Stalemates, everywhere.

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‘He’s Either Complying With The Law Or He’s Breaking It’: Trump’s Coverup Of Khashoggi Murder Pushes Legal Boundaries

February 10, 2019February 10, 2019

“The law is clear.”

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Debt Ceiling D-Day

February 10, 2019October 26, 2021

Fair warning.

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Welcome To Campaign 2020: Warren Makes It Official, Trump Maybe-Mocks Trail Of Tears

February 9, 2019October 26, 2021

“See you on the TRAIL”.

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