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Kamala Harris Bows Out Of Presidential Race After Stunning Fall From Top Tier

December 3, 2019December 3, 2019

“My campaign… simply doesn’t have the financial resources we need to continue”.

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Why Not Just Ban Huawei From The US Financial System?, Trump Wondered

December 3, 2019December 3, 2019

This plan could still be dusted off.

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Nomura’s McElligott Warns: ‘We’re Nearing Gamma Flip Risk In SPX’

December 3, 2019December 3, 2019

Dry kindling, meet struck match.

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SocGen Finds ‘The Most Depressing Chart Ever!’

December 3, 2019

“I find this depressing.”

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Horrific Data, Spiraling Violence Force Multi-Billion Dollar Stimulus Efforts In Besieged Locales

December 3, 2019December 3, 2019

A world on fire.

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France Threatens Retaliation To Proposed US Tariffs; Trump Says Nobody Taxes His Tech But Him

December 3, 2019

“It’s not the behavior we expect from the US toward one of its main allies”.

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Trump Fans Flames, Says May Wait Until Election Is Over For China Deal

December 3, 2019December 3, 2019

“I have no deadline”.

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Trump Finds France Guilty In Digital Tax Probe, Plans Tariffs On $2.4 Billion Of Wine, Makeup, ‘Reptile Leather’

December 2, 2019December 2, 2019

Cheese, pedicure preparations, makeup and, of course, handbags.

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Tariff Man Crashes Stock Party On First Trading Day Of December

December 2, 2019December 2, 2019

How many Dow points will it take to convince Trump to dial it back?

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‘Blue Sky’, ‘Ugly’ Or ‘Armageddon’: 3 Paths For The Emancipation Trade

December 2, 2019December 3, 2019

“Everything we know about financial markets”…

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Here Comes Xi’s Long-Rumored ‘Unreliable Entities List’

December 2, 2019

If there were a dictionary entry for “unreliable entity”…

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Europe’s Very Bad Day Comes Courtesy Of Perfect Storm

December 2, 2019December 2, 2019

Such are the tragic ironies…

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ISM Miss Is Bitter Pill For Optimists. Suggests US Manufacturing Slump Is Entrenched

December 2, 2019December 2, 2019

“Global trade remains the most significant cross-industry issue”.

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Another Oversubscribed Term Repo Stokes More Year-End Liquidity Crunch Fears

December 2, 2019

Are “supersized” bill purchases in the offing?

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Have A Look At This Spectacularly Bad Drop In Retail Sales Courtesy Of Hong Kong Chaos

December 2, 2019

“Extremely difficult times”.

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‘They Should Pay The Price’: China’s Hua Chunying Announces Sanctions On US NGOs For Hong Kong Bill

December 2, 2019

“They shoulder some responsibility for the chaos”.

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‘Tariff Man’ Returns: Trump Risks Selloff With Attacks On Brazil, Argentina

December 2, 2019December 2, 2019

“Lower Rates & Loosen – Fed!”

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‘China Is Bottoming’ Narrative Gets Another Boost As Caixin PMI Comes In Solid

December 1, 2019December 1, 2019

Still, skepticism abounds.

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South Korea Climbs Out Of Deflation – Barely

December 1, 2019December 1, 2019

This looks uninspiring.

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‘Stunning’ Gap Between CEO Confidence And Stocks Still Raising Alarm Bells

December 1, 2019December 1, 2019

The combination of tariff angst and “Warren risk” (so to speak) is a helluva psychological burden on the C-suite.

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Last December Was The Worst For Markets Since The Great Depression. Traders Hope This Year Is Kinder

December 1, 2019December 2, 2019

One thing’s for sure…

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Danger! Chinese Media Says Scrapping December Tariffs Not Good Enough For ‘Phase One’ Trade Deal

December 1, 2019December 1, 2019

“Sources in Beijing informed the Global Times”…

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South Korea Exports Post Huge November Drop In Latest Sign Of Global Malaise

November 30, 2019December 1, 2019

Exports have now declined for a dozen consecutive months.

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Bob Marley And The ‘Wimpy’ 2020 Rebound Forecast

November 30, 2019December 1, 2019

Upside risk, but in a “highly polarized setting”.

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In ‘Major Expansion Of Export Controls’, US May Close Huawei Loopholes Exploited By Intel, Micron, Xilinx

November 30, 2019December 1, 2019

The move “would be poorly received by US allies and US companies”.

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Risk Parity As The ‘Real Winner’ Of 2019 (And A Snapshot Of One Bank’s 2020 Asset Allocation)

November 30, 2019December 1, 2019

Oh, and they’re still OW cash.

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Trump To Be Accused Of Seeking Foreign Influence In US Elections, ‘Unprecedented Obstruction’

November 30, 2019December 1, 2019

As of Saturday, it still wasn’t clear what Trump’s strategy is.

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